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Monday, January 24, 2011

#Bridalplasty: Janessa Vs. Allyson, Fight Night #Weddings #Marriage #PlasticSurgery #Wine!

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So how the hell did Allyson get to be the final bride to get to choose the last two brides standing??? Seems grossly unfair, and I do mean 'grossly'... Why no competition to get to the Final Two?? What, did the producers of Bridalplasty think, 'Ah, screw it, let's just leave this up to...uh,... Allyson, she's such a hard worker. Why, the work ethic of Allyson is soo strong, she deserves to have the final say...'. Hmm. Seems highly questionable... as was the decision to have the girls ask each other the questions... hilarious. Even funnier that Janessa and booooring Dominique devised a clever little scheme that no-one could see through, no one would ever suspect, of rubbing their throats if they didn't know the answer, running their fingers through their hair if they did know the answer... and I didn't see anyone run their fingers through their hair, tonight!! But it did look like Janessa and Dominique had very, very scratchy throats! hahaha! Oh, these girls... they're soo entertaining!

And I've gotta say, I looved Dominique's sad, sad tale of sibling rivalry and sisterly jealousy, what with her horrible parents spending ALL their money on Dominique's SISTER'S wedding, leaving nothing for her parents to pay for HER wedding. Hmm. I'm just throwin' this out there, but isn't it 2011? Aren't women free to WORK for a living, and wouldn't it be wise to choose a man who has the ability to save a little money of his own, and, gasp, pay for your own wedding ?? hahaha! These goils! Hilarious that they want everyone else to do all the work for them, including losing the weight (Allyson, through the magic of liposuction -- exercise is such a hassle...)....

Poor Cheyenne, she had to go home, tonight, after so cruelly being asked too many questions she had no idea how to answer... 'What is your mother-in-law's middle name?' Man, I wouldda failed that, too, because, as you might have guessed, I gave my two mother-in-laws-to-be my own names for them... oh, dat not very nice!! But I had to keep myself amused, or else there wouldn't have BEEN a wedding, either time, if you knows what I mean!! The mother-in-law thing is not always as rosy as one might like it to be... and the only reason I can think of asking all those questions about names would be to decide on a name for future children, but the chances of a Mom naming her child after someone she actively tries to avoid... very slim odds on that! So I guess I wouldda failed that test, too! But something tells me that Cheyenne is okay for cash, and will definitely have a fancy wedding, and most likely, not at her own expense... and Cara, my lovely daughter (we watch all these shows together, and laugh and laugh, all very catty! lol!), was telling me that Cheyenne is from New Jersey, and then I said, oh, I thought Cheyenne was from Florida, since she has such a great tan, then I remembered (like a light bulb! haha!), GTL. Gym Tan Laundry, from our friends over at the Jersey Shore... but in Cheyenne's case, it would have to just be 'GT', Gym Tan, since we all know Cheyenne hates doing da laundry! haahaha! (Otay, sowwy, dat joke is jus' for me! I tryin' to make meself laugh!! Cheer meself up!!)

So Allyson, all powered up, chooses her 'nemesis', Janessa to go to the Finals next week. Think the producers told her to do that?? Man, that irks me that there wasn't a fair competition... I looved the flower arranging competition, with duller-than-sin Mary-Beth... no, that's not right, that just sounds like a dull name (sorry, all the Mary-Beths who have just stopped reading me blog!!) Lisa Marie... I knew it was a double-barrelled name... but remember when Lisa Marie just couldn't figure out how to put some flowers together into a bouquet?? Hilarious! I love that level of incompetence -- it's endlessly amusing to me! hahaha! Reminds me of the games they used to play on Monty Python, where the idiots would run the course, try to stop and take a ladies bra off a dummy, and would struggle and struggle... all the Monty Python fans will remember that scene! So silly! lol!

Only one week to go... who will win the fanciest schmanciest wedding, ever?? Will it be Janessa or Allyson?? Could you tell from the bride walking down the aisle at the end of the show? She had mega-skinny shoulders, so it is either Janessa, or Allyson has had the al the fat liposuctioned away, so now she looks just like Janessa!! haha! Well, I guess we'll know soon enough, and THEN what will we watch? The Kardashians?? lol! (Yes, of course we will watch the Kardashians.. we're trying to see just how big is Kim's behind, now??? hahahaha! It's the important questions I ask!! hahaha!) xox! My favourite books to start with, with Louise Hay - You Can Heal Your Life - brilliant, and it really WILL change your life... and Meditations for Daily Living - think that's the right title - is so lovely, you'll love it - all very heartwarming, very clarifying... and Louise Hay has a tiny little book, I Can Do It - looove it, you'll love it, too... I love all of Louise's books... so lovely and life-changing : ) http://buildyourownhousebodylife.blogspot.ca/2014/11/you-can-heal-your-life-by-louise-l-hay.html

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

#Bridalplasty: Lies Janessa Told Me... or To Tell the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth... #Marriage #Weddings And #Wine! : )

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So Janessa's not satisfied with her sex life?? Ruh-roh! I think that comes under the category: Things Not to Say to Your Fiance, shortly before the wedding...! And Allyson isn't satisfied with her sex life, either?? And neither is Kristen's Fiance?? Man, those are some seriously young people to be malcontents in the bedroom (or kitchen, but obviously not the laundry room, for Cheyenne, who sounds like she wouldn't be caught dead in da laundry room... and her fiance is piiisssed about that!! haha! Come on, Cheyenne's a Fancy Girl. They're traditionally not that great at household chores... and I loved the whole line of questioning, for their special lie detector tests, about whether they got along with their in-laws.. who cares?? There would maybe be three weddings per year, if everyone loved their in-laws, and had no problems, at all... marriage isn't about being perfect, it's about being as happy as you can, and finding a nice middle road where you can enjoy being together, working together toward common goals... blah, blah, blah... okay, a lot of getting married is to get out of the dating field! hahahaha! Noooo, I kid. It's all about love, and you know it!! (lol!)

Sooo, when does it pay to tell the truth in a relationship? Hmmmm... well.... in a marriage, sometimes little white lies, lies of ommission, are there to save the marriage. Your partner sucks in bed (or doesn't...), if you're planning to stay in the marriage, or still hoping the marriage will go through, keep that secret to yourself... maybe tell your best friend, if they can keep their mouth shut, but otherwise, you'll just be hurting someone's feelings (and maybe you're marrying someone, or are married to someone, for different reasons, like their money... buh-dum-bum! hahaha!). (I love yo'..... (big pause).... money... hey, it happens! More often than not!)

Hey, you know a great way to learn about sex? That's right, read about it! hahaha! I call that 'safe sex'!! Gee, I was sure there was a book called 'The Story of J', or 'The Story of M'... man, canny remember, now, it's been about 25 years since I've read those!! (Although, I suppose I could write my own 'Story of M', but that might make him mad!! hahaha! Whatever.. that's where those little white lies come in, right? They're handy, and useful... and the truth just gets you into trouble, anyway, occasionally...! lol! Okay, hope the book covers weren't too graphic for you!! Sowwwy! And I've never read the 'new' Story of O, so might check that out, meself...

Wow, did you see Allyson's new teeth?? Why didn't she get that done, first, in case she had been voted off, earlier?? But that was heartwarming, to see Allyson get her teeth all fixed up, but a sad statement on American Healthcare, and Dental Health in the US, that she had been walking around with decayed teeth and abscessed teeth... that's horrifying. In a First World Country, for Goodness Sake. Was that a personal choice, or aren't there dental schools, or some low-cost dentistry that might be available?? Man, good, healthy teeth can't only be for the well-employed or the wealthy. That's crazy. So I was very, very happy to see Allyson get a whole new set of teeth -- she looked great! And her cheeks look really nice, now, too --Allyson's the one with the most obvious improvements in the whole Bridalplasty House...

Ruh-roh, really hope those pictures aren't too terrible for you!! The cover used to be really plain, so you could read it on the bus, no worries!! Now you'll never be able to read this on the bus -- maybe you can read it on the plane!! The person beside you is sure to give you a little extra room -- or way less room, if you know what I mean! (Yick!! How often have you sat next to someone attractive on a plane?? Well, now that I think of it, I guess I have sat next to some very attractive men, over the years.. and once, when I happened to be traveling First Class... a long story... the fellow I was sitting beside had proposed by the end of the flight, but back then, in my late twenties and early thirties, that was sort of par for the course... I've had a lot of proposals over the years (lol!)... not sure why they're not pouring in, anymore!! Boooo! I like being given the choice of a proposal! haha! They're fun! (Oh, most of the proposals stopped after I got married! hahaha! But I'm divorced, now, so you'd think they wouldda started up again, right?? lol!)

Okay, I've probably said too much! Or not quite enough.. lol! Go have some fun and make an indecent proposal of your own... or make the proposal and then have some decent fun... for the more traditional folks in da house!! xox!

Oh, I almost forgot! Kristen was finally voted off Bridalplasty, tonight! Finally! But not to worry, she will probably, perhaps, maybe have a perfect wedding, after all! haha! And her new boobs'll lead the way down the aisle.. maybe her fiance will be happier with her when she gets home... poor kid! Kristen needs a nicer fiance! Marriage is a loooong commitment (sometimes! lol!), so you gotta choose someone who really loves you, and he didn't seem all that loving to me... but a starter Marriage works, too... learn the ropes, move on to a bigger and better marriage the second time, around.. just imagine how great I'll be at marriage, now, when I go into my THIRD marriage (no, not yet... I waitin' for a proposal!! Okay, you got me, I waitin' for some better dates!! hahaha!)... Ailsa xox

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Monday, January 3, 2011

#BridalPlasty: Janessa Gets a New Nose! : o ) (Yes, that's exactly what it looks like! lol!) #PlasticSurgery #Weddings

Janessa, you sly dog, you, and now with that new snout, man oh man, watch out, girls in da Bridal Plasty House!! Janessa's out to be Number ONE!! lol! Remember that Debbie Harry song, "I'm Gonna Be Your Number 1"?? haha! I used to always sing that, and for some bizarre reason or another, I really thought it affected the man I was with!! Made me his Number ONE!! hahahaha! (Okay, I'm just amusing myself, right now, thinking of that, and that I should totally try that again, see if it still works! hahahaha! And maybe I'll get 'something done', too... it's hard not to think of that after you've just watched Bridal Plasty, then you go look in the mirror, think, 'Hmmm, what would I look like with the tiniest nose, ever? haha! I think I'll let that thought pass me by, and I'll need to move away from L.A. as soon as possible, too, since you feel phenomenal pressure here to look perfect -- or fit someone else's idea of what is 'perfect'.. but you know what's really funny about actually living in Los Angeles, California? I really don't come across very many truly beautiful people, here. Nice people, normally attractive people, more than my share of sheer monsters (but enough about my workplace... buh-dum-bum! hahaha! Oh, I kill me! haha! No one else, yet (yes, I'm afraid of going to jail, so I never do anything illegal.... enough to go to jail, God Forbid! lol! )...

Okay, sorry about that digression.. that has never happened to me, before... that I am willing to recall ; )

So Janessa has her new nose. Could she breath after she got home in the Recovery Room? And is Allyson on some wild and crazy painkillers that are making her pretend to fly in bed with her 'new arms'?? And are her arms still hideous, or is that just me?? Yick! Why not just lift a few weights, Allyson? I know you're not weighed down by a pesky job, or nuffin'.... or perhaps more weight lifting, less cake lifting?? Oh, I'm jam packed full of practical advice like that... I wonder why da fatties don't seek my counsel, no more, eh?? hahahahaha! You know, I used to want to open a women's gym, but let's face it, I looove to work out with big muscley men... yum! They're fun to watch, and they're waaay more willing to help me place the weights for my favourite 'Get Rid of Cellulite' exercises... (even happy to help! lol!)... but here's the thing about what happens when I'm saying to a woman who might like to get rid of her cellulite, or just to slim down, in general... almost invariably, the 'lady' (and I use that term fairly loosely... haha!) says she does not want to end up looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger, when I say the best possible way to lose weight and get nice arms and legs is to lift weights... any weights, just get to lifting them, the sooner, da better.. men never assume they will immediately be pumped up from a little weight training, but women do... funny, right? How can I convince women to save their time and money, do some simple weight lifting tricks? I dinny know the answer to that... so no Women's Gym for me... maybe I'll open a Bar, instead!! Would be waaay more fun, anyway, right?? Maybe I could combine them, so you're going around the weight machines, with a cocktail in one hand, a beer in the other, getting chattier and chattier the further you get into youse workout (what workout?? haha!)... Hmmm. I'm looking for a new line of work, maybe that's what I should look into.... maybe I could serve desserts, too, since I loove to bake fancy treats... here's what I could do... I could bring in da customers with the offer of a Free Drink, show them around the weight machines, but make sure all the hotties were walking around, all hot, as hotties like to be.... then feed them full of Cheesecake and cookies, so they would leave happy, would gain back any weight they'd lost at the gym, and would be back for more the next day... see, now that's how to get repeat customers.... and all that from me wincing when I looked at poor Allyson's arms on Bridal Plasty, tongiht!! hahaha!

Netty, poor Netty, was voted out of the Bridal Plasty house, tonight... but how poor is Netty? Did you happen to see the rock on her finger? And what, exactly, did she want to have done? She was slim, pretty, lovely hair when she put it back... just a bad attitude, is all, and I'm pretty sure they canny correct for that at the Newport Beach Plastic Surgery Center, no matter how hard they try! lol! These poor girls! Too bad they can't pull a Heidi Montag, and get everything done while they're under the knife! How handy would that be?? Just get a complete make-over in one fell swoop. Would be easy... well, would be painful... and may or may not work out just like you wanted... and then you'd have to have that awkward conversation with your Mom about why you didn't like your genetic background, anymore -- just not marketable, Mom.... don't worry, your Mom will understand... maybe she can go in, too, have a few ribs removed, or something simple like that... how's the dog look? A little fat?? Ugh. Nothing worse than an unattractive dog (or not fit for the Hollywood cameras, anyway) ... plastic surgery for pooches... sounds like a great idea, no?? hahaha! Poor wee dogs! If only we could love ourselves as much as we love our little dogs!! Wouldn't that be a nice world? Reminds me, I need a new dog!! Must build a new house for new little doggie!! I'll get on that, right away! :) (That's me, by the way... I had my smile fixed -- can you tell? Now I look like every other smiley face in the world!! haha! I draw a happy face on the board at school, all the time, for my students, who are hilariously funny, and who appreciate my sense of humour... I draw the two dots for eyes and the bracket smile, and stand beside it, say to them, 'Looks just like me, right? Two eyes? I've got two eyes... a smile... just like me -- and we all laugh and laugh... it's fun wee jokes like that that make your day a wee bit brighter, no?? haha!)

Who is this digressing all the time?? Is it still me?? Ugh. This is not like me, at all. Not at all. That is the last time I have a wee drink during Bridal Plasty!! hahahaha! I laugh because that's clearly not the last time.... there are a few more episodes, so why would I even mislead you like that? Makes no sense... I so sorry. Sowwwy. Did you like the picture of Heidi Montag?? Good. She did all that work for you, so I'm glad you like it. Her, I mean. It/her, whatever. Semantics, really.

You know one of my favourite moments on Bridal Plasty, tonight?? When Allyson, Eeyore-Allyson, says to Lisa Marie, THE most boring person I think I have ever seen on TV, and thus the very best possible competition for the truly motivated Janessa.... anyway, when down-in-the-dumps-Allyson tells Lisa Marie to 'snap out of it, pick yourself up, man'!! hahahaha! Do you know how low you'd have to be for an Eeyore type to even begin to notice you needed to pick yourself up, cheer up a little?? hahaha! Oh, man, this is seriously good TV!

I gotta tell ya', I thought those bouquets they made were hilarious! Really, who doesn't know how to make a bouquet? They're not being asked how to solve World Hunger, or how to build a simple rocket ship... nope, just put some pretty flowers together in the shape of a bouquet, tie them together in some fancy way, done. Lisa Marie's sad attempt was soo hilarious, and Dominique's utter disgust for her flailing friend was fantastic. I love that.

Poor Kristen. Are those new big boobs makin' her look stooopid, or was she like that when she got there?? haha! Does she look like she's about to topple over? Wouldn't it be hilarious if the plastic surgeon had to increase your foot size for every 'D Cup' you went up, so you wouldn't just topple right over? Oh, I would laugh soo hard! Now that's the sort of thing that really appeals to my sense of humour! haha! These girls... why don't they just have a baby, and they'll have huuge breasts before they know it? They're about to get married, so just get to baby-makin', and save your money for a downpayment on a house, and you won't need to have your new giant bras custom made, either.... and why is Kristen always covering up her brand new breasts?? Always with the high neck tops and dresses, now, and how come the camera never really lets us have a good look at her? You know waht I think is really funny? Remember last week, when they kept showing Kristen with her top off, and just blurred her new boobs versus the 'old boobs'? Did anyone else happen to notice that the new boobs are pointing outward, like one said to the other, "I'll meet you 'round back", and the other boob says, 'I'm already halfway there..." haha! Really, she needs that gigantic bra just to make them stay in the middle! hahahaha!

We keep looking at Cheyenne's face to see how different her face looks with the new nose, but she's such a pretty girl, it's hard to tell. Maybe that's the mark of an excellent surgeon... you can hardly tell the difference, but you know the person looks really, really good... hmmm. Or they topple right over... one or the other! lol! Until next time, Love Thyself! To Thine Ownself Be True, and all that (yes, well, I might have made some of that up...! lol!) Oh, and Happy New Year!!! Ailsa xox! :) (See, there I am, again.. two eyes, a smile, that's me, all right... :) lol!)I hope you're having THE best week, ever! Ailsa : )

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