Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

The REAL Apple Bottom? #mademelaugh #Apples #Photoshop #AppleBottom #SamHunt #TakeYourTime


The REAL Apple Bottom? #mademelaugh : )

This made me laugh - I just went to get my favourite snack - a nice crisp apple with a couple of those deeelish Apple Oatmeal Chewy Granola Bars.. is my new favourite treat - yum Like a little Apple Crumble, but zero cooking - lol! 



So I take the apple out the bag, go to wash it, and laughed - is that the perfect apple-bottom (jeans)? hahahaha! If only I owned a pair of jeans, I couldda made a really great photo for you - lol! 

If you're good at Photoshop, take my apple pic, put it on a pair of jeans, call it 'Apple Bottomed Jeans'... (Me assume you iz'a singin', right now! lol!) 

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Put a Bunny Tail on it, I'll Buy it! hahaha! I have this costume in silver, too - you know, in case I ever need a silver bunny costume! lol! : )


And I didn't even have any dolls, or anything, to get the pic I wanted - but I DID find this picture - was from a Costume I got... hahaha! The picture came with the costume, so hope that's okay to use that - lol! I thought would make you laugh! haha!

Okay, have fun with this picture.. I hope you can figure out a funny Meme for it, with a little photoshop of yer own - lol! 

Oh, and give my fave treat a wee try - you'll love it! Well, I love it, so maybe you'll enjoy it, too - just a nice apple, one or two oatmeal apple chewy granola bars... done 'n yum! Ha! Ailsa : )


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Apple Bottomed Jeans - ha!

Lol! Hope this isn't too controversial - haha! But it DID make me laugh! Was on Pinterest, I think... have had it saved from Public Images, so should be okay, too : ) 

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Sam Hunt – Take Your Time Top songs on iTunes  Oooh, I had to quickly add mah' fave new song - love it soo much! Heard it on the radio, the other day, in the car, then again this morning - was the first song on when I woke up - yahoo! Love it! : ) http://wyrk.com/listen-to-new-sam-hunt-song-take-your-time-get-the-lyrics/  Oh, you can pop in here to hear Sam Hunt's, Take Your Time...http://www.samhunt.com/videos/

So, this is the New Country? Who knew? lol! Love it! Me yuv! : )

I tried to Google it, last night, tried "new song - talking, then singing, walk on by', then, "male singer talking, then singing,'Walk on By'..." Anyway, I'm putting that on here, because I got a'nuffin' when I typed that in - lol! Just in case that's the only part of the song that you caught, and remembered, too - hahaha! That was super-lucky that this new (or, new-to-me) Sam Hunt song, Take Your Time, happened to come on with my alarm, this morning - nice way to wake up, fo' sho'! lol! That voice, whammo! Verry niiice!! 

Okay, hope you're having a great day/night/week/month/year/life - lol! Ailsa : ) 

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Monday, July 13, 2015

#KFC, Gimme Some of That Sweet Thigh Chicken ...Bah'hahaha! #SweetThaiChicken #ThaiChicken #JimmyKimmel! #ThaiFood

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Oh, and here's the Jimmy Kimmel link to his YouTube Channel, in case you juust popped in here to see what Jimmy Kimmel said about that KFC Giant Bucket being blown over - I couldn't find the footage, but you' super-smart, you'll find it! lol! https://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive

 So Jimmy Kimmel says, 'Hey, was anyone else disappointed the KFC Bucket was filled with giant pieces of chicken?' Bah'hahahaha! So funny! Jimmy Kimmel, you' funny! +Jimmy Kimmel Live  @JimmyKimmel


Oh, here's a funny little story that happened to us, tonight, on our way back home from a fun afternoon of shopping.... we swung by KFC, since we were totally taken in by their fantastic advertising, which they put on during Big Brother, especially during Big Brother After Dark, and it always looks so delicious to me... anyway, so we swing by KFC to get their fancy Anniversary Bucket, with their new KFC Onion rings, which sound really delicious to us, and we totally want to try it...

So I ordered that in the Drive-thru, the guy says they're all out of the KFC onion rings, so I said, "Oh, okay, well, is there any chance you still have the Thai Chicken, Sweet Thai Chicken?"  He says, "Oh, sure, we've got lots of Thai Chicken!"  So I say, so surprised, "Oh, that's fantastic!  Could I have half of the 10 piece bucket with the Thai chicken, half with regular chicken, please?"  He says, "Sure, no problem!"  So, I drove up to the window, I'm chatting with the guy, say how excited and happy I am that they have the Sweet Thai Chicken, and he gives me sort of a funny look, like, she really looves her chicken...

So, here's the bit that really broke me up - he says, "Too bad you just missed our deal - we had that Chicken on sale for 10 pieces for $5, last week."  I said, "What?  10 pieces for $5?"  Mah' mind is getting clearer, at this point... then I said, "So, I'm getting the Sweet Chili Thai Chicken, the really spicy one, right?"  He gives me a funny look, says, "Yes, the Chicken Thighs...."

Sooo, all that time, he thought I was asking for 'those sweeeet chicken thighs' - bah'hahahahahaha!  So that totally made me laugh... "Sweet Thigh Chicken", like I'm uber-creepy (although, 'Uber-creepy is like when your Uber driver is super-creepy - hahahaah!)...When we both realized the error, he gave me a bucket of the regular KFC Chicken, instead - hilarious!  So funny!  Made'a me laugh! Was a little language barrier - so silly - lol! : )

I used to write some Simpson scripts, spec scripts, and I would totally have used this little 'scene' for The Simpsons... you can just see Homer pulling up to Crusty Fried Chicken (from the 2005 episode, "Goo Goo Gai Pan" - lol!), and asking for some "Sweeet Juicy Thighs... Mmmmmmm, Sweeet Thigh Chicken..." Hahaha!  That would make me laugh! lol!

Oh, and here's a little way you can 'doctor up' your potato salad or macaroni salad you might get at KFC, or anywhere else - take it home and add in some mustard, lots of pepper and some salt - deeeelish!  Gives it such a great flavor! Yum!


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And here's what Sweet Chili Thai Sauce looks like, if you want to go get some, now that I've mentioned it - lol!  You could always just use it as a dip for your KFC chicken - lol!






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Thai Chicken/Tai Chicken! : ) A li'l more Tai Chicken! lol! I looved how Tai on Survivor Kaoh Rong was able to train Mark the Chicken, first just tying his leg so he could walk freely, within a certain space, you know the drill, and then eventually, Mark the Chicken didn't need any confinement, at all - so sweet - Sweet Tai Chicken! lol! 

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