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| A Bachelor needs to be clean. (Or, alternatively, is this how you get on the Bachelor? I guess we'll never know...) |
Okay, so this picture just makes me laugh - loove Jimmy Kimmel, is endlessly funny, and Jimmy Kimmel was hilarious on The Bachelor with Chris Soules, Prince Farming.... omg, made me laugh so hard.... and these girls, they just break me up.
So, the craziest girl, so far, is the craziest virgin, ever - let's call her CV, Craziest Virgin, since, clearly, what a nut. One of my favourite parts with the CV is when she's talking about herself, and is it just her, or does she look juust like Kim Kardashian? How about Khloe Kardashian? Kourtney? How about the headgear, that crazy headpiece she's wearing in her hair - hahaha! I mean, it did work for Cleopatra, and Khloe tried to give it a comeback on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, which I have been watching over the holidays, when they had the Keeping Up With the Kardashians marathon, so of course I DVR'd them all... I am endlessly fascinated with how Kim Kardashian has magically changed in every possible way, purely naturally, for sures no plastic surgery involved, just all natural changes as you get older... spread a little here, tuck a little there, and everyone's noses change with time... it just happens, like magic. And that very same magic for the little CV on the Bachelor, too... what luck! And it hasn't gone to her head, at all, soooo, wow, that's amazing (insert $1 here - lol!).
And I really, really loved what the littlest (and oldest - is she really 26??) CV was doing during the Rose Ceremony - hilarious, this nutjob... she was soo mad, because she had already TOLD the Bachelor Chris to make sure she got her rose at the beginning of the Rose Ceremony... so it's not like she didn't TELL him what he had to do... hahaha! Will be fun to see how long she lasts... plus, I really liked that hot tub scene - hahaha! These loonies.... aaawkward! And Jillian, I think it is, the gym girl? she gives normal gym girls a bad name... yikes! That's scary. A little extra testosterone goin' on there, me tinks... lol!
(Oh, and just to be clear, it's the way this horrible girl uses her virginity as her calling card that bothers me so much, since virginity, in and of itself, is a great thing... but to use it to 'catch a man' - yuck. Archaic. And gross. This poor kid needs a good dose of self esteem - you know when she drops her wine glass after the Hot Tub Invasion - unsuccessful - and she she looks back at her new-found friends, throws her arms up in the air, in the classic, 'See, can you see what a loser?' pose - no, this kid needs some help, so she can see herself in a better light.. and quit putting herself on a little platter - eeeewwww, so gross - and that bellybutton ring is so out-there - reeks of desperation... just her use of it, not in general...usually, the bellybutton ring is a sign of confidence, and often not virginity... man, I've never used the word virginity so much in my whole life, and for all the wrong reasons - lol!)
I loved Jimmy Kimmel on the Bachelor, tonight - oh, man, so funny.. I loved this scene, where Jimmy Kimmel says to The Bachelor Chris Soules to get in there to the Rose Ceremony, but speak as if he's a better speaker... funny... made me laugh : )
Don't these guys look like the happiest pals, ever? Finally, a fabulous and lasting match on The Bachelor! True Love at last! lol!
So that bit at the end is always so sad, these poor souls, so to speak, not Chris Soules, just the girls who've just been sent home, the girls who didn't get a rose... when they leave and sound soo sad, like they'll never find someone.. so, please-oh-please, if you ever feel that way, read some beautiful Louise L. Hay books, you will love them all, she will make you feel so great about yourself, which will in itself, change your whole life, and how you deal with everyone and everything in your life, but here's some nice wee affirmations you can say to bring more love into your life, and you might like to try these:
"I attract loving people into my life"
"I attract loving experiences into my life"
Oh, and I notice that all the teachers are gone, now, right? lol! Well, he doesn't feel like learning any lessons - hahaha! And I don't think Chris the Bachelor is the one who is doing all the kissing, now - it sure seemed, tonight, that he was more of a kissing recipient, right? Man, those ladies (and I use 'ladies' pretty loosely - lol!) are soo aggressive.. they for sures want their shot at the Bachelor - haha! Eeeewww... and that poor little young one - holy schmokes, it looks like she can barely wrap her head around why The Bachelor Chris is even kissing other girls... what is that all about? Aren't they married, yet? lol! Poor kid.
Ooh, but I did like Becca, so finally I have a front-runner... she seems pretty, smart, a nice girl, not crazy... so now we get to find out if Chris likes Crazy, or will turn out to choose a good girl... and maybe the baby-voice girl, the wedding crasher girl, maybe she'll watch the show and learn how to lower her voice by an octave, or so... what on earth? A baby voice? Maybe she doesn't know what her voice sounds like...
And if you have a child and you want them to have a lower voice, not such a high-pitched voice, you just say the words for them, in the voice you would like them to have, and they will repeat after you - is a great way to moderate your child's voice, and give them positive phrases at the same time ... is a very effective technique, particularly useful around the 3 year old stage... prolly works for adults, too - lol!
Hope you have tons of fabulous love in your life!! Ailsa : )
I gotta get in and get a New Years creative, but this should be fine... and I love You Can Heal Your Life, I Can Do It, The Power is Within You, Meditations for Life (maybe it's Daily Meditations for Life?), all by Louise L. Hay - really, don't let the titles bother you, the content is amazing - you will love it, all so lovely : )
And my other page about Louise L. Hay... just loove Louise!
