Bachelor Chris - Farmer in the Dell - of Women - yuck...
Oh, man, I sooo want to enjoy this season of The Bachelor, and for sures I'm excited about next weeks episode of The Bachelor with Jimmy Kimmel - and I really liked the Bachelor, Chris Soules... he seems like such a good guy, but I could only tape (DVR) the last half of The Bachelor, last night, since there were two episodes of Jane the Virgin on - and I looove Jane the Virgin, on the off chance that you haven't seen it, yet, it's so funny, sooo smart, the BEST actng, love the script, triple love the narrator... so, of course, I chose Jane the Virgin over The Bachelor....
Anyway, so I turned on The Bachelor, tonight, I'm halfway through, looks like they're about to play that moronic 'ghosts in the barnyard', or what crap game that was in the Andi episode of The Bachelorette - well worthy of a lot of jokes, did not think it would make it into the new episodes of The Bachelor - and it was some idiotic kind of zombie thing, so I fast forwarded through all of that, then he was all slobbery-kissing soo many girls, especially the one who is also claiming to be a virgin (sluttiest virgin, evah'...), plus, how many virgins are out there getting a belly button ring? No. And the youngest one is still there, and jealous of the 'virgin - me thinks there's no reason to be so jealous...yick.
I don't know - I really want to love The Bachelor, normally me loves it, is so much fun to watch, but yick, that was a lot of gross stuff that I saw, and I fast forwarded through the vast majority of the whole show... and soo many drunk girls - oh, you know what the biggest thing is that's so gross? There doesn't seem to be any discretion in Farmer Chris Soules' kissing scenes - come on, all those girls are in close quarters, isn't there usually more discretion, so they can't all see it happening? Yuck. I guess I feel more sorry for the girls, than that Chris the Bachelor finds someone... I get that he has to get to know all of the girls, but, yick, I shouldn't have to think 'yick' so much, during half an episode - hahahaha! Yick!
Well, hopefully, some of the girls will seem more interesting, and not just drunk and crazy, someone good to root for - so far, I got nuffin'... I like the Special Ed teacher, I think, because I just like Special Ed teachers - lol! And there's that one girl who looks like a young Courtney Thorne-Smith, except the girl on The Bachelor has the CrazyEyes - holy schmokes, batman, that's fun to watch for about a minute, and now it looks like that's really how she looks... and doesn't appear to be a whole lot goin' on behind the eyes... when they say, 'The ayes have it, for sures they're not talking about her... haha! No, me jokes. These poor kids, they're just all looking for someone to love... and I hope they all find someone nice, and the ones who look so sad, hope they all learn to love themselves, first, so they can't be so hurt by people who might misuse them.... or, at least, they'll bounce back, faster, if it doesn't work out with any particular person, because there's always another great person to come along, right? Someone should tell that to all the girls - and all the Bachelors and Bachelorettes, since so many of them end up on their own, eventually... lol!
Always does make me laugh a bit, though, when you think of the scenario - imagine people throw 30 possible 'suitors' in one room for you to check out, and you literally have to chose a 'wife' or a 'husband' from the litter... so-to-speak... and I guess I can't be bothered with Chris when he keeps saying, I'm here to find my wife, then goes off and kisses ALL the girls? Yuck. That's pretty disrespectful to your 'future wife', Farmer Chris... haha! See why all the 'yick!'? Nooo... but can't wait to see Jimmy Kimmel on The Bachelor with Chris Soules, next week - add some laughter, and not for tripping over a carpet... something actually funny... hmmmm....
Okay, you know 'll watch it al the way through... and if you haven't watched Jane the Virgin, yet, you're'a gonna love it, and it's on the CW - soo great, so funny, so clever - all the stuff you'd like to see on the Bachelor, and will see when Jimmy Kimmel goes on The Bachelor - oh, and I hope Jimmy Kimmel gets to do The Baby Bachelor on the regular Bachelor, too - is so funny : )
Feel great about yourself, no matter where you are on the Dating Spectrum - anything at all by Louise L. Hay at Hay House will make you feel great : )
