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If there's ONE THING we can take away from Four Weddings, it's, Always Have Great Mashed Potatoes At Your Wedding - hahaha! Yum, Mashed Potatoes! lol!

Omg, I loove this little show!  It is hilarious, four girls, four brides, all up against one another, in a competition to win a fancy holiday, to whichever bride gets the highest points, so you will looove how low each bride scores the other brides, no matter how fantastic their weddings are - is hilarious!  They'll walk into this incredible banquet hall, say, 'Mmm, it's okay, I guess. I thought we wouldda got a brick o' gold, or something...'  Anything less, and these lovely lady brides just aren't happy. My favourite kinda girls - unhappy girls, complainy girls - they're the best! I love their little complaints... 'hey, is my meat supposed to be pink??? I've never seen pink meat, before...' Love it! 'Princess Dress???  Pffhhh, more like a MERMAID Dress....' Oh, man, keep complainin' little brides, it's soo funny!

I think I love the Four Weddings Canada the best, because the brides are, well, let's just say, 'perfection' is not on the program - no need to lose a hundred pounds before the big day, just show up as you are, we'll film the whole thing - is the BEST!!  Everyone finds love, restores your faith in humanity, restores your faith that people still get married... was becoming a little passe there for a while, right? I know when I was growing up (almost done!! But I'm barely 50, so no big rush....lol!), the pressure was on to get married from a very early age... and someone kept calling me an old maid - when I was 23, because I wasn't married, yet. Yep, that kind of lovely pressure. Nothing like it to force a girl down the aisle. And that always works, forced marriage. Always a dream come true. Find a groom, get married. Bleh!!

But I love marriage - its a great place to be! lol!  You just need the right partners, and you're all set, but, man, oh, man, do I ever love the brides who love themselves, just the way they are (I say this with great love and affection, since me luvs an XXL for mah'self, too, baby!)... they are, by far, my favourite. I just love when they choose THE biggest wedding dresses - they've got an idea in their minds, and nothin's gonna stop them on their big day - very refreshing. Super-delightful. I'd give it, oh, a 4.5. hahaha!  Nooo, I'll give all their weddings a 10, because I love all the brides, equally!  I wish the one bride could win the big vacation, but I would love it if the other three brides got a little sumthin' sumthin', too, like a weekend getaway to a lovely resort.  Wouldn't that be nice? Then everyone wins, just one more than the others, and that's why the 5.5 for a spectacular venue! hahaha!

I love when the brides have a million courses for their meals - now, who eats that much food?  Oh, wait, I think that brings me back to my favourite brides, the ones who clearly looove a buffet, but, for real, why so many courses at a wedding??  Soup, Salad, Pasta, Another Pasta, Chicken, Steak, Roast Beef, Fish, Maybe a Vegetarian Meal, Dessert.... after Dessert, after Dessert... now, I love Dessert as much as the next guy, maybe even more, but come on, ladies, that seems excessive.. oh, and I totally forgot about the Appetizers before the dinner... and the 'After Dinner'... that is just a whole lot of food. And it seems like hardly anyone really seems to enjoy it - what's that all about?

One of my favourite bits of Four Weddings Canada is the entertainment section of the wedding - hilarious!  A contortionist on your Big Day! hahahaaha!  That stuff breaks me up - oh, and I love when the bride does a 'special dance' for her new husband... aaaawkward! Super-creeepy... save it for later, honey!  Yick!  Right up there with the garter search - eeeewwww... what happened to a lovely wedding, all nice people? Those days are gone, forever, you say? haha!

The cash bar/ open bar debate is always great - tricky to decide what to do. Sometimes (okay, about 100% of the time! lol!) an open bar will lead to a lot of drunken people at your wedding, maybe even including the bride and groom, and what happens when you get a lot of drunken people at an already fully emotionally loaded event? They fight!  But you hardly ever get to see any really good fighting at the weddings - and you know it's there... occasionally, you'll get lucky and get to see a bride all mad at her mother for not making the caterers come out faster... 'You're ruining my whole day' speeches - oooh, I love those! lol! That's when a little of the Bridezilla comes out...

I am shocked at how much money is spent on weddings, though.  Man, that's too much money for one day - so many of the brides-to-be are spending between $30,000 - $100,000.  Nooo, don't do it. Iz crazy!  Use your money for a down payment on your new home. Not just for me, but for your own sanity... even if it's the parents' money, geez, that's a whole lot of money that could be better spent, elsewhere, right? No??  Uh-oh, I think I might be a little bit of a cynic, here... and it's kind of old-fashioned to have everyone your parents have ever known to a wedding of their children. I don't know - is that old-world, or is that still happening? Maybe that puts too much pressure on the bride and groom.... who knows?  To each his own, right?  But, man, am I ever glad they're filming these fantastic weddings in Canada - the US verion of Four Weddings is good, too, but I've only seen the episodes where all the brides are perfect, and, for some reason, that's not nearly as entertaining for me as the 'I'm great the way I am' brides - seems very open and supportive of all sorts of peoples, right?? lol!

I watch Four Weddings Canada on Slice - you might be able to find it on slice, too : )

Hugs, and Happy Weddings!!!  Or Happy Wedding WATCHING.... Ailsa xox!


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Omg, have you seen all the hilarious Cake Toppers they have,now? They have the new cake toppers featured in Bridal Magazines - you can look through for hours of fun!  Hilarious!  And they have gorgeous ones, too, but you know I like the funny ones - but I would always choose something sophisticated and lovely for myself, should I ever find 'Groom Number Three'! hahahaaha! Third time's the charm, they say! lol!


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I think I'm gonna do this with my favorite pictures I've taken over the years - if you find a picture on my blog or site, that you love, love, love, feel free to use it for a giant canvas, too - nothing like a gorgeous picture to hang up on your wall! : )
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#Bridalplasty: Janessa Rules Again!! It's Good to Be Queen! lol! #PlasticSurgery #Weddings

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Janessa had to switch teams, tonight, 'cause she just couldn't keep saving down-in-the-dumps Lisa Marie (aka: The Cockroach, poor boring girl....)... man, has there ever been such a dull girl??  But I loooved it when Lisa Marie turns into a tyrant when her mother-in-law to be shows up, and they have to do the 'photo shoot' together, down at Venice Beach.... hilarious!

So it was finally time to give up the goat, so-to-speak, and vote Lisa Marie out.... now she'll have her wedding, but it just won't be perfect... lol!  What a horrible thing to say to someone, about to get married! "Too bad you still a fatty with a normal nose..." That's horrible... these crazy girls!  What did Lisa Marie want done, anyway?  I have a sneaking feeling that she secretly thinks she's a sexy diva (did you catch the icky cleavage shot when she was sitting at the RSVP Table?? hahaha! Ick.  Usually it's great to see some cleavage, but on some women, let's just say, repulsive women, it just makes you feel queasy to get an accidental peak -- yuck!! Cover up, Lisa Marie... you were right, all along, to dress like a mennonite lady... (no, that's not a mennonite lady posing in da picture beside me, here... she's probably Presbyterian, because I don't think we have very tight rules about that.. I'll be sure to ask when I go at Easter... lol!)

(Oh, no, I just realized I didn't mention about the mother-in-laws coming to town!!  I wrote a whole thing about how to get along with your in-laws... usually, it's waay harder to get along with your mother-in-law than it is to get along with your father-in-law, but I've had some trouble with them both, so maybe you'll find a few words of wisdom, or at least have a few laughs, know that someone else has been in your shoes, and survived, and you will, too! lol!)



How stoopid do you think these girls are, on average?  Very stooopid, a little stupi, just not-good-with-numbers?? hahaha! Really, they couldn't do a little math on the car ride to Venice Beach??  Add up the point system for the photos, in advance?? I know, I know, beauty before brains... or is that the wrong away around?  Not here in Hollywood!  Beauty first, forget everything else... and will be waaay easier to convince them to do work that could be life-threatening, for the sake of the show... and is it true that Cheyenne actually wants liposuction??  On her thighs???  Can you even see them??  These poor girls -- are they constantly looking in mirrors, unhappy with themselves?  And if they're getting married, doesn't the fiance already love them, or do you think they have those gross men, who are all fat and gross, themselves, who demand 'their girl' to be perfect, al the time.  God knows there are a lot of those men, around.. ick.  In fact, they're usually the most hideous guys who think they deserve to be with the best women.. uh, no.  Shut up and be thankful any girl is looking your way... usually the handsome fellows are much more self-satisfied, so they're more normal to be with... some food for thought, ladies!! haha!  (And healthier food than a bag full of Doritos! lol!)

I keep looking at Allyson's arms, and they look a whole lot like they looked, before.  And she says she's always had flabby arms... why??  Really, it never occurred to her to get off the couch and lift something up?  Not ever?? In 20 years??  How old is she??  Man, I should look that up... wait, I got a computer... I look dat up fer youse, right now!! I'll be riiiight back!  Otay, lookie what I found for you... or maybe this is already your homepage... (lol!) http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/bridalplasty/cast_bios.html  It's E! Online, and they have the pics and bios of all the Bridalpasty girls!  WooHoo!  So, it turns out, Allyson is the ripe old age of 32... I get to say 'ripe old age', becasue I'm 47, sooooo, well, maybe I get to say that! lol!

So here's the craziest thing that juuust happened, when I went on my search (for you!) to find out how old Allyon is.. I typed into Google, Bridal Plasty: how old is Allyson, and whose site comes up on the very first page??  MINE!!!  Yippee!  Thank you!  Enough people must have clicked on me little site to put it right up there, and here's what's really funny... my other site, http://www.buildyourownhouse.ca/ , is on the first google page, too, and my daughter, Cara, her site is on Google page three!!  Yahoo! That's huuuge!  Couple o' little Canadian girls go big on da internet highway!! Funny!! No we just have to figure out how to make a little money at this game, and we're all set!! haha!

Okay, enough about meee... now there's something you'll never hear uttered in the Bridalplasty house!! Oh, and turns out that Bridal Plasty is one word... who knew?? Not me, apparently! lol! So now I'll have to fix it on my pages...

I wish they would pan the camera back just a little bit from lovely Kristen. What a beautiful personality -- she's charming, realy. Calling Lisa Marie a cockroach... hmmm.  Now there's a name I've never given anyone, but I can see where it might fit it for some particularly annoying folks, so maybe I keep dat one up me sleeve for a special occasion, like when I'm on-camera, in the kitchen, in front of other girls who like her... oh, and did I say how smart Kristen is, too? Smart. Like a whip. Or whip cream... yeah, more like whip cream, now that I think of it... lol! Silly girls!  But did you know she comes from a line of Beauty Queens, and won a pageant, herself??  How crazy is that, and that's who's lining up for plastic surgery??  Say it ain't so! 

I am endlessly interested in Veneers, and how they do them... was that really a one day affair??  I thought they whittled down your teeth until they're like little stubs, then put the new veneers on top of the stubs?  Your close friends could call you stubby, and maybe get away with it.. oh, well, they might be callin' you stubby behind yer back, anyway, so they ARE getting away with it!! Can you believe your friends would talk about you like that???  Behind yer back??  I hope you take some action, stubby, and dinny let them get away with that! (yuff-yuff!!)

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Okay, I have to go to bed.... I still have to go to work for a living (dammit!!), otherwise, I would stay here and talk to you, all night... you go on and sleep, that's okay, I'll be right here, whenever you wake up!! lol!  Go be happy with yourself!!  Go check out how slim your ankles are!!  (I secretly hopin' they not 'cankles!!'  Try to focus in on how lovely your eyebrows look, today... they key is to focus on the good parts, do what you can to change the bits you'd like to change, and accept yourself as the lovely creature you are, baby!!  xox!  (Oh, did you notice how I've learned how to add some pretty pictures, to keep your attention from fading while you read??  Your welcome!! hahaha!) Ttys! Ailsa xox!
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