#BachelorInParadise - What'd'you mean, you don't want a basketcase, says Ashley I. - Oh, Summer Romance on TV - lol!

#BachelorInParadise - What'd'you mean, you don't want a basketcase, says Ashley I. - Oh, Summer Romance on TV - lol!

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So, for real, we've got this raving looney on The Bachelor in Paradise, again?? hahaha!  This poor kid, she'd dismiss me, because I'm well over 30, sooo, in her little brain, I'm waaay old - this little looney... man.  and Ashley I. just can't believe that she might not make it, will have to die alone, if she doesn't force Jared to like her, like her... hahaha!  We're in Junior High, right? lol!  This li'l looney.  Oh, My Goodness... let's hope she gets some therapy, and stops listening to her horrible sister... Looney II, I'll call her... Lauren I., as in, "Lauren, I. think you're crazy, too..."

So what kind of parents raise a couple of crazies, a couple of 'girls' who have no self esteem, but identify completely with a Disney Princess?  We all know that Ashley I. completely, and immediately, identifies herself AS Princess Jasmine, not really in passing, like, I think I might look like Princess Jasmine - nope, Ashley I. is all about, I AM Princess Jasmine, and I'm looking for my Aladdin - bah'hahahaha!  Wasn't he the Cupcake Dentist on Kaitlyn's season?  Does she want THAT Aladdin?? hahaha!  No?  She only wants Jared, and it's not like she didn't ALREADY have a conversation with him, all about which chicken nuggets she likes the best - McDonald's chicken Nuggets, or is it Wendy's Chicken Nuggets - really, she could go on and on... and Jared's face - hilarious! Me laugh!  And I loved that Ashley I. wore her Princess Jasmine Bikini, 'n everything, and even THAT didn't seem to work... you had to talk, too?  Whaaa???



This poor kid - she needs to maybe read a book, watch some shows, find some stuff she can think to say on a date...

So here's the whole 'cast', if you will... all the lookers for love - lol!   Oh, and it took me ages to realize who Carly is - she's the looney from Chris the Farmer's season... who knew?  No wonder she is clutching onto that guy... can't remember his name, now - nice looking guy, but I had forgotten that Carly has never had a real relationship, so no wonder she glaumed onto that guy - is that a phrase - glaumed on?? haha! I guess it is, after midnight...lol! 

 Sleep on that! lol! (Noo, no sleep... go look at some houses or condos, see if there's something that is juuust right for you, get you'self a great Mortgage Rate!)

(Oh, here's something pretty funny - I was just getting ready for bed, and I guess I must have had the term 'glommed on' in mah' head, was sure it was a real thing, so I came back through to check my Oxford Dictionary, which I love, love, love, and don't know how anyone can live without an Oxford Dictionary within easy reach, at any given moment...anyway, it turns out that 'glaum' is an old Scottish word, sooo, that explains how me knows it - lol!  I'm Scottish, in case this is yer first time in here, and I love to play around with language, just for fun... why not, eh?  - I'm also Canadian... and lived in the US for a long time, so I'm a girl o' many nations - lol!  Anyway, so, it's either 'glaum' or 'glom', depending on how Scottish you are? hahaha! And it just means, to really grab onto something or someone, which is, fo' sho', what Carly did with that guy... God, why can't I remember his name? lol! If he's still here, next week, I'll be sure to take note of his name - hahaha!) (Oh, he's the one in the green checkered shirt...look up, look waaaay up... think of The Friendly Giant, then look at the group shot...see him?  There he is! Kurt, maybe? Whatevs... lol!)

  What is Jade's appeal for all the guys?  What, one little spread in Playboy, and they're all over her? hahahaha!  Pretty funny, because it's pretty tricky to find a personality in there - must be there, I'm sure she's a nice girl... haven't really heard Jade saying very much...except that she really would like to check out Jared - hahaha! 

Interesting that Jared is the focus of soo many of the women on Bachelor in Paradise, right?  What's his appeal?  He's nice, for sure, we could tell that from Kaitlyn's season, when Jared seemed to be the one guy Kaitlyn had a lot of easy fun with, no pressure, just fun, sooo, maybe a great personality?  Clearly, Jade wants Jared, Clair (#ClairBear - lol!) likes Jared, Tenley likes Jared... and, of course, Ashley I. plans to marry Jared, becasue she's already solidified her relationship with Jared by looking at him - bah'hahahaha!  No, me joke...silly! 

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Oh, Jillian, new boobs, 'n everything, and still no luck on the Bachelor Franchise, not even in The Bachelor in Paradise??  Aaawww, maybe a personality transplant is in order, or a dress? Don't get me wrong, I'm a gym girl, too, and I loove the gym, but, you can't do the 'gym walk' outside of the gym - that's a very specific walk when you're carrying some big weights around the gym - not on a date - hahahaha! That makes me laugh - remember that date that Jillian had with Farmer Chris, and Chris liked Jillian soo much, because she does have a great body, right, but then she opens her mouth, and - ruh-roh, problemo!  Sooo, maybe jus' class it up a little, Jillian, get you a nice man... or go find a man who likes that sort of thing... there's someone for everyone - or so I've heard... lol! 

I looved the opening to Bachelor in Paradise - soo funny!  Yahoo, I love when they make it funny - I looved the bit with Tanner, looking like he was talking to Kaitlyn, it's a guy friend with a Kaitlyn wig on - hahaha!  Very funny!  And that opening - hilarious - like the opening of an 80's show - loved it! lol! 

 And I loved when Chris Harrison was all carefree on the beach, reading his book - took me a minute to remember that was his own book, The Perfect Letter, by Chris Harrison - lol!  

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After Paradise

Here's what I really liked - I was soo surprised that #AfterParadise was like a little talk show just for the Bachelor in Paradise, but with some fun facts thrown in about The Bachelorette and The Bachelor - yahoo!!  That was fun!  And such a nice little surprise!  

I loved Chris Harrison, and I would loove to see a Bachelor season with Chris Harrison as the Bachelor...and I' would love to see Ben Z. as the next Bachelor... Ben H. was very nice, but really young, and I hardly noticed him, until the very end of Kaitlyn's season... 

I didn't really like the blonde girl beside Chris Harrison ... sorta funny, I guess... maybe they'll use different people throughout the season of Bachelor in Paradise?  I looved the girl from Scandal, though, and the fellow beside her... man, am blanking on their names, but I really like them both... Ashley I. seemed more reasonable on After Paradise, buuut, maybe her lines were written for her?  How come everyone was so rough on Mike T. - T for Testosterone...

Just looked it up on Twitter - @JoshMalina & @KatieQLowes - lol! Josh Malina and Katie Lowes - hilarious! Loved them!

Here's what I thought was really funny, at the beginning of Bachelor in Paradise, when Mike T. says he's all full o' testosterone, and one of the 'singles' - Jade or Tanner, maybe, says, Who would even like a guy like Mike??  All incredulous-like... well, I laughed - Aaah, most women?? hahahha!  Don't worry Mike, there's a reason men hang out at the gym, getting all buff like that - the chicks dig muscles - bah'hahahahaha! 

The wedding of Lacey and Marcus was very sweet - that's a nice way to start off Bachelor in Paradise, so everyone can remember that real love really can come out of these little Bachelor shows... you never know where you'll meet the right person, right?  You jus' gotta be open to Love! 

Carried off into the Sunset! lol! 

Okay, 'til next time!! Go haz you'self Lots of Love!! Ailsa : )

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#TheBachelorette - Wow, Is it over, yet? lol! Kaitlyn has her last two men (for real - lol!), ditches poor ol' Ben H.

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Kaitlyn's finally come to the end of the road, with her little foray into The Bachelorette territory... hmmm, I don't know, soo much controversy (think Jimmy Fallon, when you say 'contraaaa-versy ... will make you laugh - lol!).  So much of the problem was around Nick, and letting Nick come on the show halfway thorough, maybe when Nick was done with Andi, or andi was done with Nick - whichever way that really went? 

And what was with the family visit with Nick's family, where it was 'Attack Andi' night - what the hell, like Nick is a little angel??  Yuck.  And are they both Mormons, Nick and Shawn?  Why were they both in Utah, when  Shawn's intro thing said Shawn was from Windsor Locks, CT.  Why didn't they just say, oh, we flew in Shawn's family, or Nick's family, because isn't Nick from Chicago?  What were they all doing in Utah?

Oh, here's a funny little thought - what if The Bachelorette is just so done with this whole season, that they just said, let's just get this over with, everyone goes to Utah... but both Nick and Shawn have really big families, and even though that's more common in my own generation, it's less likely as time went on, since as soon as birth control came along, and actually worked, the birth rate went way down, except in some religious groups, who still don't believe in birth control (and why hasn't The Pope made some big statements about birth control, since that's a major issue in Catholicism, and one that needs to be addressed, especially in very poor countries, where women need to have the choice on how many children they want to have, and how many children the can afford to have... and just in general, where women need to be put in a different, equal light, across the board - maybe he's planning that, soon - I hope so, that would be great, because I love this Pope, he's amazing...)

Well, how did I get off on THAT tangent??  From The Bachelorette?? hahaha!  

But, if Nick and Shawn do happen to be Mormon, does that mean that Kaitlyn is Mormon, too, since, well, her moral code, and Nick and Shawn's, isn't in keeping with Mormonism, right?  And she would have to discuss whether Kaitlyn would want to convert, if she isn't Mormon... oh, and for the record, I happily went along with a wonderful friend of mine, Donalda, to the Mormon Church in Belleville, Ontario, Canada, for a long time, and they were soo nice, so welcoming - was the nicest Church Family I had ever met - no in-fighting, that usually is rampant in the Church... anyway, it was a great experience for me to get to know another religion (I'm Presbyterian), and they made THE best brownies, too - and whenever we traveled through Utah, the food was incredible... my theory was, if you're gonna pass on some other fun stuff, maybe focus in on some delicious food? lol!  Jus' mah' own little theory - ha! 

  

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So, Ben H. is sooo sweet - younger than I thought - he just turned 26, soo, that's pretty significant, but I don't think that had much to do with Kaitlyn's choice, tonight.. a little ironic that Kaitlyn and Ben H. were out and about with the wee lambs, because that's sort of how I saw Ben H. - cute and cuddly, a bit of a sacrificial lamb, if you will... yick, sorry... Man, how did I get down this little religious path?? 

Bottom line, I didn't like Nick's family, and I did not like when Shawn says, if his family doesn't like her, she's out.  Get a backbone, Shawn.  Then you don't deserve her, because that's a baby way to look at your relationship.... we would hardly have any babies in the world, if the Bride had to like the in-laws, or the in-laws had to looove the Bride... be a man, Shawn, make your own decisions, based on your personal relationship with Kaitlyn, not with what your family says.  

Luckily, Shawn's family turned out to be really nice, but I can't be bothered with any adult who can't make a decision for themselves - pathetic.  In an ideal world, everyone would get along, but that rarely happens... oh, I wrote about that when I was still married... lol!  I'll go find it, link it in, here : ) 

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Makes you sorta wish it had been Britt, right?  I dunno... am I too much of a cynic? lol! Look how pretty Britt is - I hope Britt is on Bachelor in Paradise - Britt deserves lots of love, and my guess is that it prolly didn't work out with the country singer guy... he was too soft-spoken... that's hardly ever a good sign...

You had me at 'Free Ring' - hahahaaha!  This is what the Bachelorettes need - Free Rings! lol! 

Well, Kaitlyn IS relaly happy with Nick, soooo, Kaitlyn could easily choose Nick...

But Kaitlyn has been soo attracted to Shawn right from the very first night, when Kaitlyn gave Shawn the First Rose... that's gotta be pretty significant - wonder how many of the Bachelors or Bachelorettes who got the First Rose ended up as 'the winner'? hahahaha!  the Winner - makes me laugh! 

"What did you win??"  "I got a new Wife!!"  OR, "I got a new Husband!!" OR, "I got a ring to wear for a little while, before I had to give it back..."  You'd think they could at least just keep the ring, right?  A little parting gift? lol! 

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Is this really the happiest couple to come out of The Bachelorette, this season? lol!  I'm sure they've made up from that last bitter fight, and now they're back to being good buddies, at the very least... will be fun to find out, next week, on The Bachelorette: Men Tell All... does make me laugh to hear the take men have on all this stuff, all the drama - lol!

'Til Next Week!  Hope your life is all full of Love, Love, Love (and some great brownies! lol!) Ailsa : )


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