Kaitlyn Has to Hurry Up and Choose Who Else She Wants for Her Fantasy Dates... Shortest Bachelorette Season, Ever? lol!

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Well, I think Kaitlyn will get lucky in Ireland, since now she's a'gonna have her 3 Fantasy Suite Dates in Ireland, next week... were you shocked by that?  Is this THE shortest Bachelorette, ever?  Hmmm... And only 2 family visits?  I think that's the first time they've ever had anything but 4 family visits, right?  Seems a lot more practical, though, right, since, you know, sometimes you might have great chemistry with someone, and think it'll be great, and then, surprise, it isn't.  Soooo, hahaha, makes me laugh, but, well, maybe Kaitlyn needs a few more test drives, if you will .... 

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Well, I laughed pretty hard at poor old Chris being lovingly taken by helicopter to one of the most beautiful places on earth, to be dumped and heartbroken... on the cliffs!  What da hell, Bachelorette? 

Also, I would have loooved it if Chris happened to be very fond of Louise Hay, and know all of Louise Hay's affirmations, so right after Kaitlyn sobbingly lets him go, would've been great if Chris had stood with his arms open to the Universe, shakes his arms, first, then says, "I release my past, I release my past, I release my past", then, arms right up, "And I am open to a new and joyous present and future", and then, "I am open and receptive to all the good and abundance in the Universe.  Thank You, Life." And just for good measure, Chris could add in, "I attract love into my life."  

There, wouldn't that be all nice and purposeful?  Poor guy - and was that a producer waiting behind him, to make sure he didn't get too close to the cliff?  I wouldda put a harness on the guy, keep him all nice and safe...

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You know, it's funny - the men she seems to have a really fun time with, are quickly discarded - interesting, eh?  Kaitlyn always has a great time with Jared, there seems to be a good spark, there, but who knows if it'll go too much further...

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This picture just makes me laugh - that tiny wee road, 100 km/hr - that's craaazy... that's 60 miles an hour... and most likely a cliff on the other side... lol!  Makes me want to make a little 'where's the passing lane' joke, but, me won't... I'm sure you can fill in da blanks - lol! 

So, it seems like every single time Kaitlyn has any contact with Shawn, it's all very stressful, jam-packed full of guilt from her spending all that 'extra' time with Nick... hmmm... I don't know, you'd think there would be some happy times, too, not just a lot of fear and guilt... and I feel for Shawn, that's a very tough position, but, it is part of the whole Bachelor/Bachelorette process, right?
Will be interesting to see who Kaitlyn chooses for all her Fantasy Suite 'dates', next week... wow, that was fast! Good thing they're not following Steve Harvey's 90 day rule, right? haha!  Ah, well, as long as someone comes out all happy, in the end... hopefully 2 people...

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Ben Z. might make a really good, new Bachelor - he's so cute, right?  And so nice... you never know... : )   (Just realized me haz a'chosen another picture with Ben Z.'s clothes off - and he looks very handsome with his clothes on, too - bah'hahahahaha!

Okay, hope you're having a lovely life, with lots and lots of love! : )  Ailsa 

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Kaitlyn and Britt, still together... such pretty girls.. I was really hoping they would have just let both of the girls to stay on The Bachelorette for the whole season, since that would have been interesting, right?  See where the men would gravitate, and maybe even develop a real relationship?  No, me not even jus' joking - a real relationship from the Bachelorette - lol! 

And, holy schmoly - is it possible that Amy Schumer could be the next Bachelorette??  Omg, that would be soo great - we would laugh our way through the whole season - and not just ironically... lol! #DraftAmy

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But here we are, the roses have been cast - occurs to me, would be hilarious if this is how we voted for politicians - a rose for one party, a daisy for the next, a thistle for the last (as in Thistle Dae' me... a li'l Scottish for ye, there - lol!)....OR, they could step into the present, and let people vote ONLINE - for real, why isn't this pushed, more??  There is always the whole argument that it's not secure enough online - how crazy is that? If you can bank, online, surely you can vote online, too - and then they'll finally get the young vote... and anyone else who likes to do things quickly, no 4 hour line ups (which is ridiculous) - just saying, if they can spend the vast amounts of money on political campaigns, they can take some of that money and make voting easier and more practical, to reach as many people as possible - and the traditional polls, too, of course...

Well, hmmm, off on a tangent, you say?  I guess so.... but I thought it was pretty funny that they didn't say how many 'rose votes' each girl got - and I am amazed that Kaitlyn is particularly interested in Mr. Creepy, who flat out told Kaitlyn he voted for Britt... wow, it's that old 'oh, I'm gonna MAKE him love me' trick - ha!  So far, so good, for that guy... Jared, maybe? 

I haven't picked up their names, yet - except for the ones who are crazy - like when you're teaching, especially Supply Teaching, Substitute Teaching - you know - anyway, the first names you learn are the 'bad kids' - lol!  Steven!  Brandy!  These are the little names that come up, right away, of whoever is the most mischievous... (Those are just example names, of course... you'll just know some names, right off the bat, is all... those are just my little example names.. I'm sure all Stevens and all Brandys are lovely, lovely, people - lol!)

Oh, and I'm soo glad that they let the one guy go after Britt, and now it looks like they might have a lasting relationship - good for Britt!  I just want them to find love and be happy : )

Ooh, this picture makes me laugh - this is one of my favorite Amy Schumer bits - soo funny, is hilarious... and Sophie from 2 Broke Girls plays Amy's stage mother - omg, you're'a gonna laugh, if you haven't seen it, yet - Amy Schumer is on Comedy Central.

One of my favorite bits at the Comedy Club on The Bachelorette, last night, was the bit with Mr. Shady (JJ??  Man, when will I learn their names? lol!), the one who thinks he's smarter than 90% of the people in the room - hahaha!  Amy Schumer assures him that he has nothing to worry about, he's not smarter than 90% of the room - bah'hahahaha!  And he didn't get it, so that was even better... hahaha!  Oh, Amy Schumer, you are so very funny!

Oh, and speaking of that guy - he got a rose, mid-evening, I think - yuck, don't like him, at all - hate when the men have a very young child, and the Bachelorette thinks that's soo cute... hmmm, it may or may not be all that cute - at least ask why they are on their own with a very young child - where's the Mom??  Most women will do what they can to keep a relationship together when they have a very young child, so it always makes me question what happened, that they aren't together... usually a pretty significant event, or events, or actions, separated them, so I don't like when that is 'romanticized', you know?  Just ask - if it's sincere and normal, fine, go ahead and proceed, but if there's abuse involved, that should be vetted out, asap. And he lives with his parents - hmmm, so many red flags - and boasting...and aggressive... yick! Too Many Red Flags, Kaitlyn.. 

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This just made me laugh... Chris Harrison, just a simple cherub, tryin' to make some more Love Connections... lol : )

This is the guy I like for Kaitlyn - handsome, seems really nice, normal, kind, interested in her... of course, I didn't pick up his name, either - lol! Ha!  What was I thinking about while me was a'watching The Bachelorette?? 

Now, why almost a half an hour devoted to boxing, for the ladies??  Or is it mostly a male audience, this time around, on The Bachelorette?  Too much boxing, like Too Much Tuna, but not nearly as funny... lol! (If you haven't seen Too Much Tuna, you gotta catch that - me loooves The Kroll Show - iz sooo funny!  Crazy-funny!)  I did love seeing Laila Ali, though - she's amazing... plus, I really, really love the name Laila, like any good Eric Clapton fan, right? lol! 

Hahaha, this guy.  Holy schmoly - I think they forgot the question mark after Tony's age - 35?  Maaay-be... lol!   

Or, Tony - Age?  New.  Bah'hahaha!  Me makin' mah'self laugh, today...

Okay, hope you have lots of lovely love in your life!  Or are out there looking : ) Ailsa : )

#TheBachelorette: #Emily Loves... The Muppets! lol!

Oh, Emily... she's sooo sweet, and sooo pretty, and sooo nice (did you find yourself saying over and over again, oh, wow, Emily's soo pretty... really, she's gorgeous, isn't she?  Did she have her nose done?? And maybe a boob job??  Hahahaha!  Funny how that's where you go, now, when you see someone that beautiful, you're trying to figure out what's real and what is let's say, 'sculptured'! lol!) .... it's imperative she gets over that stooopid Brad and finds a new love, right??  Did you think she brought Brad Womack up waaay too many times, last night?  And did you happen to catch those little clips, last week, one where Emily says how she and Brad are still great friends, he wishes her all the best, blah, blah, blah, then they show a clip of stooopid Brad, that slow-talkin' heart-breaker (now who would break Emily's heart?? that's not right!), saying he doesn't care at all??  WTF??  What's that all about?  so it's disconcerting when they show Emily out with these very nice fellows, so many of them real gentlemen (not all of them -- that one who flew in on the helicopter -- yuuuck!!  Is he a momma's boy, or what?? hahahahaha!  And sooo full of himself... noooo, not good for our sweet Emily!!  Run, Emily, Run!! lol!)

But, man, is this the BEST Bachelorette, yet??  And not just because all the guys REALLY want Emily, which is hilarious... was such a shame in the last Bachelorette with Ashley (I hope she found love, poor wee thing!), where they took 6 guys off at a time (let's get this show over with-style...), none of them really cared, must have been low ratings, and the guys would all hang out together, have a great time, not too worried whether they were going on group dates or not... no, you go, no, no, go ahead, take my place.... nope, you don't see that on Emily's season of The Bachelorette!! hahahaha!

And The Muppets!  Was hilarious!  We laughed so hard -- usually we're just laughing at all the crazy sh*t that happens on these shows, but last night's Bachelorette was truly funny -- The Muppets killed, man! Was hilarious!  Miss Piggy and Kermie... sooo cute!

So, these guys are hilarious... I looved the guy, a mere 41 years of age, with only 6 (SIX!!!!) kids at home (really, I thought he was kidding when he said this to Emily... I would have burst out laughing if some guy said that to me -- what on earth is he doing on a dating show with SIX kids at home... and where's the wife??  Is she an ex-wife, that you spent enough time with that you were able to procreate SIX times, and now she's gone?  Only possible reasonable explanation is something terrible, and I canny bring myself to type that in, but the hair on the back of my arm goes up -- and, nooo, there's not a LOT of hair on the back o' me arm, thank you very much! lol! -- when I hear a man say he is on his own with the kids, especially that many kids, raises an immediate Red Flag... I went through an absolutely horrendous custody battle when my daughter was young, and I know the possible circumstances where men might get custody... but I've come to learn over this past few year that not all women are great mothers... I thought we all were loving and caring... I hope there was a legit reason for that DAD to be on the show... but there's usually a pretty good reason when people don't stay together when there's a child (or SIX lol!) in the picture... be careful, little Emily!  Dinny choose a Bad One!!

So far, I like Arie, the race car driver, and Emily might go for that type, you know, given her past... and I like that Football guy (although, truth be told, I ALWAYS like the Football Guy!! hahahahahaha!  Little joke to keep myself amused, right there! hahahaha!) But I canny reember his name, so that's not that good, since I'm pretty good with names... we both liked Charlie -- Cara really likes Charlie... poor guy, workin' his way back from a debilitating accident. (I da cynic, though, and made quite a few jokes about that movie with Steve Martin and Michael Caine, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels... remember that scene where Steve Martin's character says, "I wish I could dance"...and Michael Caine's German character starts dancing right in front of him?? lol!  Was reminiscent of that!  Bt, no, Charlie seems like a lovely fellow, but maybe not quite right for Emily... this show is a great opportunity to meet other women, though, so maybe some lovely ladies will see Charlie on The Bachelorette and have a soft spot for him, be gentle with him as he recuperates...

Oooh, and I like that Sean fellow, too -- reminded me of our old Carpenter, Trevor (soo cute!). (And a great carpenter! lol!)  He seems really down to earth.  It's terrible that the fellow who went to the Grand Hotel with Emily, and put his little wishes in the clock, 'n everything (that was sooo sweet... should try that! lol!), didn't have a good 5 Year Plan, except to be happy... and that's not easy, to Be Happy.  Ruh-roh, did he not do his homework??  Didn't he know he HAS to say, married with children??? Maybe even, happily married with children??? hahaha! Pretty funny that he was from LA, and as soon as I saw that, I immediately thought, uh-oh, a flake.... it's just that there are soo many guys in LA who don't have any plan to get married.... and that's all Emily wants, to get married and have more sweet little babies... so normal, so nice!

Hahahaha!  Makes me laugh, just thinking if I even HAVE a 5 Year Plan... I'd be thrilled to be happy for five straight years, and maybe even beyond???  Would be a miracle!!  But I'm not at the baby-making stage, any more... would if weren't soo dangerous and slightly crazy for me, but that's just because me loooves da sweet little babies, so I totally get where Emily's coming from.... and I love that she just puts it all out there -- have no idea why ANY man would be surprised that almost any woman wants to get married and have babies, at that stage in her life.... is a no-brainer, right??  Silly men.  Tricks are for kids! lol!

So I hope Emily finds real love on The Bachelorette, this time around.  Would be so nice to see her happy, and truly fulfilled -- oh, and I want to see why she threw something and actually broke it, in next week's episode -- man, you've gotta be a bit looney to actually throw something, and break it -- hope there's a really good reason, or are those Warning Bells I hear, or are they just Wedding Bells?? hahaha!  Go find you some great love in your life!!  And make sure you're having fun!! lol!  Ailsa

The Bachelorette: Ah, Phuket...

Is that what everyone is saying about The Bachelorette, this season, 'Ah, Phuket'??  Wait, how do you pronounce that?  With a hard 'P', you say?? Oh, sorry.  My bad.  I thought it was an 'F'-it sound.... and maybe people still watching The Bachelorette think the same thing, too.... lol!

So what's the deal with little, tiny, teensy, Ashley?  Is she a dentist or a dancer??  How come they made her out to be a dentist on the Bachelor with Brad Womack, and this season on The Bachelorette, she's suddenly a 'dancer', with what looks to be about one good move... that thrusting your hips forward in a half walk, half dance-thing... I was tyring it on the weekend, when we were out for a hike (was beautilful... Kenneth Hahn Park in Los Angeles, the 'Walk for Health' section of the park... stunningly gorgeous, if you're looking for something fun and healthy to do...).  Anyway, I just look like an idiot trying that sh*t, but, you know, I'll do anything for a laugh, but I would never bother me asss to do that for real -- would be too stupi!  haha!

So little Ashley, who is now seen primarily in bikinis, to prove to the guys that she really is a girl... look, a bikini, I'm a girl!!  Come on, get interested!! Sad.  Not good.  Even Neanderthal Ned think 'Not Good'. Ashley's all depressed that loser Bentley is gone... that creep.  Ugh.  Oh, if only Bentley were here, what would my trip to PHUKET be like.... and I'm sure all the rest of the guys are thinking the same thing... and some have even mentioned they're there for a free trip around the world -- why not?  It's not their fault Ashley falls for all the losers...

We only got about halfway through the episode of The Bachelorette, last night, then switched over to The Housewives of Orange County, having yet another fight... was much better TV than Ashley looking forlorn over Bentley not being in Phuket... (can you tell I love the mispronunciation of that name?? hahahaha!  Makes me laugh!)  We left off where Ashley is on her date with Ames, who seems like a nice enough fellow... he looks like the kind of guy I went to University with (I went to Queen's University, in Kingston, Ontario, Canada)... smart, good looking, monied, can get any girl he wants in his normal life, probably doesn't treat women very well because of that... unfortunate stereotype, but usually true... but he has to really work to get Ashley's attention, since her mind is in Utah...hmmmm.  Those guys love a good chase, so we'll see what happens, there... he seems like a good guy, though.  Not like loser William... man, say something horrible to Ashley, she's yours for life.  What's that all about??  Ugh.  Women need to know, if he says something mean in his pick-up line, like, 'you probably think you're too good for me' (that's a standard line for abusers, too, ladies...), or actively says something mean about you to catch your attention, run away.  At the very least, turn your back.  It will only get much, much worse... this type of guy preys on the insecurities of these women.  Terrible, but true.

I liked that Ames was talking about family life on the date... at least he's thinking of that, and marriage, when that's what they're supposed to be there for, in the first place... but how many men a night does she kiss??  (Reminds me of the old 'mennonite' joke... How many Mennonites did she go out with?  3 mennonite... buh-dum-bum... haha!  It's an oldie but a goodie... really, it doesn't take much to make me laugh, clearly! haha!)  So are the producers telling Ashley to get in there and get to kissin' these guys, or does it all come naturally?? haha!!  Yuck!!  Kissing is such an intimate thing... and with one guy after another... yick.  How many will she want to take to the Fantasy Suites?? hahahahaha!   

We'll keep watching The Bachelorette, of course... I'm always curious how it will work out.... I like Ben F. (looks like Dax Sheppard, and I really think he's cute... very funny guy...), and I like that Ryan guy with the Solar Panel Industry... good for him for helping the planet, and I looove Solar Energy, and any other kind of natural energy (especially Wind, Sun and Earth... Geothermal... that's stuff is waaay cool, fer sures!).

I don't see any connection with the other dentist... she barely talks to him.  I love my dentists... they're such nice fellows, and they are highly skilled conversationalists, so that makes no sense... they're so good at chatting away to you while you're getting your teeth done... is a great skill! She really seems to be distancing herself from her career in dentistry... that's bizarre, since that's what she talked about most on the last season of the Bachelor with Brad... hmmmm. Well, we'll see what happens, next week... oh, and my favourite 'Bachelorette Moment' happened with Jimmy Kimmel, when he came on the screen right after Bentley had been such a bashtard, Jimmy Kimmel turns to the camera, and says what a jerk-loser Bentley is... so we've been watching Jimmy Kimmel every since .. sooo funny!