#Bridalplasty: Janessa Vs. Allyson, Fight Night #Weddings #Marriage #PlasticSurgery #Wine!

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Bridalplasty - it's always playing SOMEWHERE in the world - lol! 

 So how the hell did Allyson get to be the final bride to get to choose the last two brides standing???  Seems grossly unfair, and I do mean 'grossly'... Why no competition to get to the Final Two??  What, did the producers of Bridalplasty think, 'Ah, screw it, let's just leave this up to...uh,... Allyson, she's such a hard worker. Why, the work ethic of Allyson is soo strong, she deserves to have the final say...'.  Hmm. Seems highly questionable... as was the decision to have the girls ask each other the questions... hilarious.  Even funnier that Janessa and booooring Dominique devised a clever little scheme that no-one could see through, no one would ever suspect, of rubbing their throats if they didn't know the answer, running their fingers through their hair if they did know the answer... and I didn't see anyone run their fingers through their hair, tonight!!  But it did look like Janessa and Dominique had very, very scratchy throats! hahaha!  Oh, these girls... they're soo entertaining!


And I've gotta say, I looved Dominique's sad, sad tale of sibling rivalry and sisterly jealousy, what with her horrible parents spending ALL their money on Dominique's SISTER'S wedding, leaving nothing for her parents to pay for HER wedding.  Hmm. I'm just throwin' this out there, but isn't it 2011?  Aren't women free to WORK for a living, and wouldn't it be wise to choose a man who has the ability to save a little money of his own, and, gasp, pay for your own wedding?? hahaha!  These goils! Hilarious that they want everyone else to do all the work for them, including losing the weight (Allyson, through the magic of liposuction -- exercise is such a hassle...)....

Poor Cheyenne, she had to go home, tonight, after so cruelly being asked too many questions she had no idea how to answer... 'What is your mother-in-law's middle name?'  Man, I wouldda failed that, too, because, as you might have guessed, I gave my two mother-in-laws-to-be my own names for them... oh, dat not very nice!!  But I had to keep myself amused, or else there wouldn't have BEEN a wedding, either time, if you knows what I mean!! The mother-in-law thing is not always as rosy as one might like it to be... and the only reason I can think of asking all those questions about names would be to decide on a name for future children, but the chances of a Mom naming her child after someone she actively tries to avoid... very slim odds on that! So I guess I wouldda failed that test, too! But something tells me that Cheyenne is okay for cash, and will definitely have a fancy wedding, and most likely, not at her own expense... and Cara, my lovely daughter (we watch all these shows together, and laugh and laugh, all very catty! lol!), was telling me that Cheyenne is from New Jersey, and then I said, oh, I thought Cheyenne was from Florida, since she has such a great tan, then I remembered (like a light bulb! haha!), GTL.  Gym Tan Laundry, from our friends over at the Jersey Shore... but in Cheyenne's case, it would have to just be 'GT', Gym Tan, since we all know Cheyenne hates doing da laundry! haahaha! (Otay, sowwy, dat joke is jus' for me! I tryin' to make meself laugh!! Cheer meself up!!)

So Allyson, all powered up, chooses her 'nemesis', Janessa to go to the Finals next week.  Think the producers told her to do that??  Man, that irks me that there wasn't a fair competition... I looved the flower arranging competition, with duller-than-sin Mary-Beth... no, that's not right, that just sounds like a dull name (sorry, all the Mary-Beths who have just stopped reading me blog!!)  Lisa Marie... I knew it was a double-barrelled name... but remember when Lisa Marie just couldn't figure out how to put some flowers together into a bouquet??  Hilarious!  I love that level of incompetence -- it's endlessly amusing to me! hahaha!  Reminds me of the games they used to play on Monty Python, where the idiots would run the course, try to stop and take a ladies bra off a dummy, and would struggle and struggle... all the Monty Python fans will remember that scene! So silly! lol!

Only one week to go... who will win the fanciest schmanciest wedding, ever??  Will it be Janessa or Allyson??  Could you tell from the bride walking down the aisle at the end of the show?  She had mega-skinny shoulders, so it is either Janessa, or Allyson has had the al the fat liposuctioned away, so now she looks just like Janessa!! haha!  Well, I guess we'll know soon enough, and THEN what will we watch?  The Kardashians?? lol!  (Yes, of course we will watch the Kardashians.. we're trying to see just how big is Kim's behind, now??? hahahaha! It's the important questions I ask!! hahaha!) xox! My favourite books to start with, with Louise Hay - You Can Heal Your Life - brilliant, and it really WILL change your life... and Meditations for Daily Living - think that's the right title  - is so lovely, you'll love it - all very heartwarming, very clarifying... and Louise Hay has a tiny little book, I Can Do It - looove it, you'll love it, too... I love all of Louise's books... so lovely and life-changing : ) http://buildyourownhousebodylife.blogspot.ca/2014/11/you-can-heal-your-life-by-louise-l-hay.html





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The Housewives of Beverly Hills: What, is it really over, already? But the Party just started!!

Man, I canny believe the fighting is over so soon ....  I mean, the parties are over so soon... and they had sooo much fun at their parties, what with the drinking, and fighting... is this Bad Girls Club or The Housewives of Beverly Hills?? haha!  Maybe this is what the Bad Girls will look like when they clean themselves up a bit , marry rich, and get a fair bit older.. lol!  One fight after another, or, rather, the SAME fight, over and over, and all around Camille and her 'insecurities', or 'insignificance', as each person chooses to remember their own prior scenes!  Hilarious that Taylor (not even her name is real... who knew??  Man, those are the biggest lips I've ever seen, but they look totally natural, so it's all good! lol!) claims not to remember exactly what she said to Camille, but it's clearly caught on tape -- maybe she would like to consider a career in law??

Dang, I wanted to see just one more kissing scene between Camille and her 'special friend' Nick... with his wife watching, yet again.  I don't know why I find that endlessly fascinatiing.. I want to know what's in it for the wife?  There's gotta be something in it for her, becasue what normal wife would EVER allow some prissy girl (or ANY girl, no matter how fugly! lol!) kiss her husband right on the mouth, right in front of her??  Yick!!  Unless she's next in line for the next schmooch??? hahaha!  Did she say she likes the number 3?? haha!  Maybe there's a giant pay-off for them, what with Camille magically coming into $50 million dollars, soo... but what was about Kelsey Grammar trying to get custody of the kids?  Hasn't he been away from the kids for a year, with no bother, and didn't he get a new kid?  Oh, sorry, that's his new Fiancee.... my bad!! hahahaha! (Okay, you know that just makes me laugh...! lol!)  Noo, that's silly, but don't they have a kid of their own on the way, or perhaps already here??  Why is he trying to take the children away from Camille?  That sounds particularly cruel to me, but who knows what the reality of anyone's life is, right?  You can never tell...

Dat Me, all delusional! lol!

That Sister Sister fight was soo crazy.  I wonder what all has gone down between Kim and Kyle to cause that level of anger, and actual physical aggression.  So it sounded like Kim had bought their Mom's house, and maybe that's the house where Kyle lives with her family, but Kyle's husband is rich, isn't he?  He's a Beverly Hills Realtor, he must be loaded... so why on earth would they still live in a modest house that belonged to Kim and Kyle's Mom, especially if there is a dispute over whther Kim owns that house... seems pretty fishy to me... and poor Kim, ambushed at the party (and also tardy for the party... lol!), then driven over the edge.  I feel for the kid -- wonder how old Kim is?  Late forties?  I wonder if people describe ME like that?? hahaha! (I'm delusional, I always think I look waaay younger than I am!  So far, that delusion's really workin' out for me! hahaha!) 

Well, if Kim is in rehab, I hope she gets the help she needs, if she feels she needs it... you canny help anyone who does not believe there's anything wrong, because they're thinking, 'What's to fix??  How do you fix perfection???" haha!  Ah, well. That really irritated me that those girls were such CB's for Kim in the limo, when she was finally alone with Martin, the fellow she's sort of interested in... not cool, girls, soo not cool. Never be a CBer! lol! (People in da mid-west, ask around, someone you know will know what a CBer is!! Just don't let it be you!! haha!)  Maybe Kim will get all nice and clean and sober, and she can have another round with good looking Martin -- will be great for the next season of The Housewives of Beverly Hills!

And maybe Taylor will make a final decision of whether it's worth living in a loveless marriage, just to live the life of a rich Beverly Hills Housewife. It's not worth it, Taylor!!  Or maybe it is... she may or may not find love elsewhere.. you never know.  Maybe they can find some little flame they can stoke to get their marriage back on track, if it was ever there to begin with... but it's good to see the reality of what a real gold digger looks like, and it's not always a bad thing, it's just a life choice that some people think will make them happier... and sometimes it does... for a while...

Did you love the story at the end of the show with Frederique (spelling??) (real name, anyway??? hahaha!), having that huge fight with Lisa (who is my favourite girl, hands down, and I especially love that purple rose dress she wears all the time -- it's soo gorgeous!!), and hasn't spoken to Lisa since he finally moved out??  About time!  I was shocked to hear Frederick (I'll try all the spellings! lol!) was 37!  Wow.  He looks great at 37. I thought he was 29, and that's why he kept referring to himself as 'like their child', because it really seemed he was very interested in being flirty with Lisa.. hmmm.  Maybe his middle name is Oedipus... one can never tell!! haha!

Okay, I gotsta bounce!  See ya'!  Maybe around Beverly Hills?? Who knows who will show up, next season, so we can watch the drama ensue! xox! (those kisses are AIR kisses, of course -- no one wants to spoil their make-up with a kiss, for God's Sake! lol!)

#Bridalplasty: Lies Janessa Told Me... or To Tell the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth... #Marriage #Weddings And #Wine! : )

 

Bridalplasty - It's Always Playing SOMEWHERE...lol! 

So Janessa's not satisfied with her sex life??  Ruh-roh! I think that comes under the category: Things Not to Say to Your Fiance, shortly before the wedding...!  And Allyson isn't satisfied with her sex life, either??  And neither is Kristen's Fiance??  Man, those are some seriously young people to be malcontents in the bedroom (or kitchen, but obviously not the laundry room, for Cheyenne, who sounds like she wouldn't be caught dead in da laundry room... and her fiance is piiisssed about that!! haha!  Come on, Cheyenne's a Fancy Girl.  They're traditionally not that great at household chores... and I loved the whole line of questioning, for their special lie detector tests, about whether they got along with their in-laws.. who cares??  There would maybe be three weddings per year, if everyone loved their in-laws, and had no problems, at all... marriage isn't about being perfect, it's about being as happy as you can, and finding a nice middle road where you can enjoy being together, working together toward common goals... blah, blah, blah... okay, a lot of getting married is to get out of the dating field! hahahaha! Noooo, I kid.  It's all about love, and you know it!! (lol!)

Sooo, when does it pay to tell the truth in a relationship?  Hmmmm... well.... in a marriage, sometimes little white lies, lies of ommission, are there to save the marriage.  Your partner sucks in bed (or doesn't...), if you're planning to stay in the marriage, or still hoping the marriage will go through, keep that secret to yourself... maybe tell your best friend, if they can keep their mouth shut, but otherwise, you'll just be hurting someone's feelings (and maybe you're marrying someone, or are married to someone, for different reasons, like their money... buh-dum-bum! hahaha!).  (I love yo'..... (big pause).... money... hey, it happens!  More often than not!)

Hey, you know a great way to learn about sex?  That's right, read about it! hahaha!  I call that 'safe sex'!! Gee, I was sure there was a book called 'The Story of J', or 'The Story of M'... man, canny remember, now, it's been about 25 years since I've read those!! (Although, I suppose I could write my own 'Story of M', but that might make him mad!! hahaha! Whatever.. that's where those little white lies come in, right? They're handy, and useful... and the truth just gets you into trouble, anyway, occasionally...! lol!  Okay, hope the book covers weren't too graphic for you!!  Sowwwy!  And I've never read the 'new' Story of O, so might check that out, meself...


Wow, did you see Allyson's new teeth??  Why didn't she get that done, first, in case she had been voted off, earlier??  But that was heartwarming, to see Allyson get her teeth all fixed up, but a sad statement on American Healthcare, and Dental Health in the US, that she had been walking around with decayed teeth and abscessed teeth... that's horrifying.  In a First World Country, for Goodness Sake.  Was that a personal choice, or aren't there dental schools, or some low-cost dentistry that might be available??  Man, good, healthy teeth can't only be for the well-employed or the wealthy.  That's crazy.  So I was very, very happy to see Allyson get a whole new set of teeth -- she looked great! And her cheeks look really nice, now, too --Allyson's the one with the most obvious improvements in the whole Bridalplasty House...

Ruh-roh, really hope those pictures aren't too terrible for you!!  The cover used to be really plain, so you could read it on the bus, no worries!!  Now you'll never be able to read this on the bus -- maybe you can read it on the plane!! The person beside you is sure to give you a little extra room -- or way less room, if you know what I mean!  (Yick!!  How often have you sat next to someone attractive on a plane??  Well, now that I think of it, I guess I have sat next to some very attractive men, over the years.. and once, when I happened to be traveling First Class... a long story... the fellow I was sitting beside had proposed by the end of the flight, but back then, in my late twenties and early thirties, that was sort of par for the course... I've had a lot of proposals over the years (lol!)... not sure why they're not pouring in, anymore!!  Boooo!  I like being given the choice of a proposal! haha! They're fun! (Oh, most of the proposals stopped after I got married! hahaha!  But I'm divorced, now, so you'd think they wouldda started up again, right?? lol!)

Okay, I've probably said too much!  Or not quite enough.. lol!  Go have some fun and make an indecent proposal of your own... or make the proposal and then have some decent fun... for the more traditional folks in da house!!  xox!

Oh, I almost forgot!  Kristen was finally voted off Bridalplasty, tonight!  Finally!  But not to worry, she will probably, perhaps, maybe have a perfect wedding, after all! haha!  And her new boobs'll lead the way down the aisle.. maybe her fiance will be happier with her when she gets home... poor kid!  Kristen needs a nicer fiance!  Marriage is a loooong commitment (sometimes! lol!), so you gotta choose someone who really loves you, and he didn't seem all that loving to me... but a starter Marriage works, too... learn the ropes, move on to a bigger and better marriage the second time, around.. just imagine how great I'll be at marriage, now, when I go into my THIRD marriage (no, not yet... I waitin' for a proposal!!  Okay, you got me, I waitin' for some better dates!! hahaha!)... Ailsa xox



My favourite books to start with, with Louise Hay - You Can Heal Your Life - brilliant, and it really WILL change your life... and Meditations for Daily Living - think that's the right title  - is so lovely, you'll love it - all very heartwarming, very clarifying... and Louise Hay has a tiny little book, I Can Do It - looove it, you'll love it, too... I love all of Louise's books... so lovely and life-changing : ) http://buildyourownhousebodylife.blogspot.ca/2014/11/you-can-heal-your-life-by-louise-l-hay.html





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TaaDaa!!  Here we go, DHGate from me to you!! You are gonna be blown away by the prices.. you could even look to see if you could do resell on your own, start a whole new business - yep, that's how low the prices are - and great stuff! ENJOY UP TO 30% OFF! YOUR FAVORITE Cellphone Accessories For iPhone 6S


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