OMG, Juan is sooo annoying! Juan Pablo, jerkiest man on earth? Guy, not a man? Goin' around, hurting all the girls he can get his hands on - or, more accurately, get his lips on?? Yuck!! "I've got a ring right here in my pocket, but I not gonna use it.... Nikki, will you accept my Final Rose?" Ugh. I was sooo hoping Nikki would say, uh, noooo, how 'bout that ring in your stoopid pocket, the FREE ring....what the hell, he's got a FREE ring, she could have a gorgeous ring, for FREE (clearly, this is the part that really irritates me! lol!), and he chooses to just 'maybe' have Nikki as another girlfriend... you can see from his very easy kissing of ALL the girls, especially Clare, right at the very end, that he is accustomed to having multiple partners at any given time - gross.... yuck - run, nikki, run!
Otay, I gots ta go watch The Bachelor: After Final Rose - be back in a bit! lol! : ) Ailsa!
Juan-u-gonna Grow Up, Get Married?? (My first title, until I started watching the Bachelor: After the Final Rose - lol!)
Oooh, wait, from the title - not that you have to get married to be 'grown up'! hahaha! Just if you're The Bachelor, and you promised all these pretty girls that you were definitely ready for marriage, and on the Bachelor looking for 'a wife'.... bleh, Juan Pablo, you da worstest!! Yuck!!
Omg, just when you think The Bachelor Juan can't get any worse, off he goes - what a total jerk, and how about that little threat for peoples writing about him on the computer?? Bleh! Nope, you want peoples to say nice things about you, you can't 'slap the hand of those who brought you', don't bite the hand that feeds you - good for Catherine and Sean to speak up and say what sooo many people will be thinking....they sure look sweet, together, Sean and Catherine, so that's great to see. Wow, maybe Nikki is too young to see the red flags, or maybe she'll see them, later? Poor kid - I feel for her... and I feel for Chris Harrison, too - poor guy, just tryin' to run a good show...
Ah, crap, they just announced that Andi is gonna be the new Bachelorette - noooo.... I feel like she maneuvered herself into that position... no. I don't like the big Gun Love going on, there. Bleh. Hmmm... will have to think about that one - can they ever bow to popular opinion, if there are other peoples out there who don't want Andi to be the newt Bachelorette?? Yuck. That was waaay too obvious. Choose someone else, Bachelor, pweease! lol!
Okay, go out there and find someone GREAT to love, and if you're already in love - yippeee!! I hope everyone finds and gets to have the person they really want to be with, have a great life! lol! Ailsa : >
Monday, March 10, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
The Bachelor: All for Juan, and Juan for All! lol!
Oh, Juan, he's h'okay, no worry, shhhh, no talk. What you thinkin'?? Aaaww, poor old Juan, he really got it from all sides on The Bachelor Tells All... all the ladies, they be sooo mad! lol! Ruh-roh, scorned women are hardly ever in a good mood...hahaha!
I spent most of the show trying to figure out which girl was gonna be the next Bachelorette, and, really, I don't want any of them. Maybe a whole new girl would be nice, for a pleasant change... and good for Survivor for finally using an all-new cast - holy crap, isn't there a limit to using the same old people, over and over, again? I'm all for recycling, but, you know....I like all new people, ees better, as Juan might say! lol!
Wow, so Molly the dog's 'mom' sure wanted a lot of screen time, tonight - more than she got on the show?? haha! I didn't like her, but at least she had her eyes open the whole time, so that was good! lol! And soo happy to see that Renee has found a new 'situation' - and I've finally learned her name! lol! Charlene is interesting, but the slowed speech pattern would be waaay too much for a whole season, and did Juan even address Charlene, directly? What, Juan didn't like being called too stupi for Charlene?? haha! Ees not okay! I don't know, sometimes when you go out with a really gorgeous person, male or female, you just make a little deal with yourself that if you want to have a great conversation, you'll go out with your favourite girlfriends! hahaha! May have happened to me, in mah' past! hahaha! Ees okay, some people are soo insanely good looking, it doesn't matter. And I'm sure they're smart in their own way : ) Was not good for da Juan, though... The best relationships are when you're crazy-attracted to them, and they're crazy-attracted to you, and you can have great laughs and any conversation you feel like having - now, that's a good foundation for a great marriage : )
I liked Andi, she's always interesting, but I don't want to see her as the new Bachelorette, either, and I definitely don't want to see poor old Clare to be the new Bachelorette, or Nikki... I hope Juan does choose Clare, because Clare clearly loves Juan, they both speak Spanish and English, she would be far more likely to accept the whole machismo thing he's got goin' on, and I just think she's far more accepting of all that Juan is and what Juan does (and who?? Oooh, fair? Unfair? Just a guess...), and Nikki is very young, and she won't go for all that drama that might come along with a relationship with Juan.... but, who knows?? When you're really in love, you'll bend over backwards to make that relationship work - or, at least, to get married! When marriage is the end goal! Or, the Wedding... lol! Aaah, it happens to almost everyone, but the Juan thing we know for next week, is that's gonna be 'The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony, Ever!' and I can't wait! lol!
Hope you're having a lovely day, night, week, year...and love is in your life, or on it's way in : > Big Hugs, Ailsa xox
I spent most of the show trying to figure out which girl was gonna be the next Bachelorette, and, really, I don't want any of them. Maybe a whole new girl would be nice, for a pleasant change... and good for Survivor for finally using an all-new cast - holy crap, isn't there a limit to using the same old people, over and over, again? I'm all for recycling, but, you know....I like all new people, ees better, as Juan might say! lol!
Wow, so Molly the dog's 'mom' sure wanted a lot of screen time, tonight - more than she got on the show?? haha! I didn't like her, but at least she had her eyes open the whole time, so that was good! lol! And soo happy to see that Renee has found a new 'situation' - and I've finally learned her name! lol! Charlene is interesting, but the slowed speech pattern would be waaay too much for a whole season, and did Juan even address Charlene, directly? What, Juan didn't like being called too stupi for Charlene?? haha! Ees not okay! I don't know, sometimes when you go out with a really gorgeous person, male or female, you just make a little deal with yourself that if you want to have a great conversation, you'll go out with your favourite girlfriends! hahaha! May have happened to me, in mah' past! hahaha! Ees okay, some people are soo insanely good looking, it doesn't matter. And I'm sure they're smart in their own way : ) Was not good for da Juan, though... The best relationships are when you're crazy-attracted to them, and they're crazy-attracted to you, and you can have great laughs and any conversation you feel like having - now, that's a good foundation for a great marriage : )
I liked Andi, she's always interesting, but I don't want to see her as the new Bachelorette, either, and I definitely don't want to see poor old Clare to be the new Bachelorette, or Nikki... I hope Juan does choose Clare, because Clare clearly loves Juan, they both speak Spanish and English, she would be far more likely to accept the whole machismo thing he's got goin' on, and I just think she's far more accepting of all that Juan is and what Juan does (and who?? Oooh, fair? Unfair? Just a guess...), and Nikki is very young, and she won't go for all that drama that might come along with a relationship with Juan.... but, who knows?? When you're really in love, you'll bend over backwards to make that relationship work - or, at least, to get married! When marriage is the end goal! Or, the Wedding... lol! Aaah, it happens to almost everyone, but the Juan thing we know for next week, is that's gonna be 'The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony, Ever!' and I can't wait! lol!
Hope you're having a lovely day, night, week, year...and love is in your life, or on it's way in : > Big Hugs, Ailsa xox
Monday, February 24, 2014
Juan-Is-Not-Enough Pablo - The Bachelor Strikes, Again...
Oh, Juan, you crazy! Juan-Look-at-me-Pablo. Juan-what-are-you-thinkin'-Pablo. He really breaks me up, looking for the smartiest women in the group, trying to get them to tell him what they're thinking, but they never say the words... hmmmm. Tongue tied? Tongues too busy? hahahaha! Noooo. What was that, on the preview for the 'Fantasy Suites', which I think are hiiilarious - let me just sleep with these final THREE women, right before I propose marriage to my favourite of the three... gross!!! Bleh!! That's the WORST Bachelor Party, ever - for the girls...maybe the BEST Bachelor party, ever, for a'Juan-you-girls-are-so-lucky-to-have-me-Pablo...
What was with the gun range date with Andi?? Holy crap, you judge a man by how he handles a gun? What, no pacifists, allowed? Yuck. But what a great role model for his daughter... and perfect for living in Florida, I guess...yuck. I did like that Andi's Dad didn't fall for any of it - that was very smart of him... and for Andi's Dad to point of the very basic fact that she didn't have a one-on-one date until 6 weeks, in? Holy Crap, Batman, that not good sign.
And Clare's loooney sister - what on earth? I guess there's almost always a crazy in the family - a little like a fairy tale, where the evil step-sisters try to ruin everything for the pretty sister... wonder how much of Clare is real? Difficult to say, but I'm sure she's just looking for love, like everyone else, and doesn't need her sister, literally, standing in the way of it.... bleh!
What was the name of the one voted off, the one from Sarasota? Dang, that's prolly not a great sign that I didn't even pick up her name, I used to always just think, she's not quite as pretty as the other girls, older, clearly the nicest and most sane one, there, obviously the best choice for a mother and a wife, but, dang it, what was her name, poor kid? And why did he go to all that bother to meet her son, Ben, if he wasn't going to choose her? That's a no-go zone, if someone isn't serious. Why would you put a kid through that? She's so cute, what's-her-name, that maybe she'll be the next Bachelorette?? Hmmm... I'm tired of the same faces, over and over, again. Maybe they'll choose somebody brand new... Mostly, I kept thinking about Sarasota, and how, the last time I was there, a loong time ago, they had banned thong bikinis, and, at the time, I felt soo over-dressed in anything, but (so-to-speak! Buh-duh-bum! hahaha!), so I made a little note to self, I could never live in Sarasota. Although, I'd be fine with that, now! hahaha! I'd go anywhere nice and sunny, right on the beach! and I would even abide by their archaic rules... maybe they've changed them, by now, and everyone's free to dress as they please? One can always hope for freedom, right? lol!
So, it seems pretty clear that Juan likes Niki, the best. You had me at 'Pediatric Nurse', says the thinkin' girls Juan Pablo. And she didn't even lose him at the total non-communication between her and Clare - you'd think that might be a little tip-off for Juanny Boy, but, nope. Think of all the trips to the hospital he won't have to make, what with a Pediatric Nurse, right there in the house! Yahoo!! And, admittedly, she sounds very caring, based solely on her profession, and he doesn't see what's going on in the house, and maybe Clare IS a little looney - I'm not big on any type of confrontational girl - yuck. The worst. Especially if there's a man involved, then all sorts o' crazy comes out.... Plus, he's already introduced Niki to his daughter, Camilla (very pretty name), AND his 'baby-mama' - were they actually married?? She's gorgeous, what the hell happened, there? Did he cheat on her? Why can't we ever hear any of the girls ask some real questions?? There typically has to be something really serious going on in a couple, if they break up when there's a very small child... why is that so easily swept under the rug? I can't be the only one - Juan - thinking about that, right?? And how come Nikki met his parents, too, wearing stooopid shorty short jean shorts? Puh-lease, that wasn't very respectful of him to not say, wear something modest, or at least not shorty-shorts, right? At a school event? Yuck. Does he have something to prove?? I didn't like that - too highly questionable...
Well, now that the 'Good Wife' is gone from the group (man, why can't I remember her name?? That's terrible! lol!), and we just have Andi 'you-barely-made-it-here' (what a mean and horrible thing to say... oooh, those previews really know how to hook a girl in, for the next episode! hahaha!), and poor old Clare, I kinda feel sorry for her after that whole reprimand for the 'ocean-acts', that was full-on crazy, and Niki, or Nikki, however many 'k's she has in her name, who just seems young and pretty mean, but, who knows, it's all in the editing, maybe she's secretly nice... it's a Big Secret...lol! One way or another, I canny wait to see what goes down in the Fantasy Suites... so silly. Oh, hey, did you know it's 2014. Yep. This is Modern Day Love, at its finest...women, dukin' it out for the chance to be married to, what appears to be the case, a very handsome, philandering man... Good Luck, Ladies! ; )
Ailsa xox
What was with the gun range date with Andi?? Holy crap, you judge a man by how he handles a gun? What, no pacifists, allowed? Yuck. But what a great role model for his daughter... and perfect for living in Florida, I guess...yuck. I did like that Andi's Dad didn't fall for any of it - that was very smart of him... and for Andi's Dad to point of the very basic fact that she didn't have a one-on-one date until 6 weeks, in? Holy Crap, Batman, that not good sign.
And Clare's loooney sister - what on earth? I guess there's almost always a crazy in the family - a little like a fairy tale, where the evil step-sisters try to ruin everything for the pretty sister... wonder how much of Clare is real? Difficult to say, but I'm sure she's just looking for love, like everyone else, and doesn't need her sister, literally, standing in the way of it.... bleh!
What was the name of the one voted off, the one from Sarasota? Dang, that's prolly not a great sign that I didn't even pick up her name, I used to always just think, she's not quite as pretty as the other girls, older, clearly the nicest and most sane one, there, obviously the best choice for a mother and a wife, but, dang it, what was her name, poor kid? And why did he go to all that bother to meet her son, Ben, if he wasn't going to choose her? That's a no-go zone, if someone isn't serious. Why would you put a kid through that? She's so cute, what's-her-name, that maybe she'll be the next Bachelorette?? Hmmm... I'm tired of the same faces, over and over, again. Maybe they'll choose somebody brand new... Mostly, I kept thinking about Sarasota, and how, the last time I was there, a loong time ago, they had banned thong bikinis, and, at the time, I felt soo over-dressed in anything, but (so-to-speak! Buh-duh-bum! hahaha!), so I made a little note to self, I could never live in Sarasota. Although, I'd be fine with that, now! hahaha! I'd go anywhere nice and sunny, right on the beach! and I would even abide by their archaic rules... maybe they've changed them, by now, and everyone's free to dress as they please? One can always hope for freedom, right? lol!
So, it seems pretty clear that Juan likes Niki, the best. You had me at 'Pediatric Nurse', says the thinkin' girls Juan Pablo. And she didn't even lose him at the total non-communication between her and Clare - you'd think that might be a little tip-off for Juanny Boy, but, nope. Think of all the trips to the hospital he won't have to make, what with a Pediatric Nurse, right there in the house! Yahoo!! And, admittedly, she sounds very caring, based solely on her profession, and he doesn't see what's going on in the house, and maybe Clare IS a little looney - I'm not big on any type of confrontational girl - yuck. The worst. Especially if there's a man involved, then all sorts o' crazy comes out.... Plus, he's already introduced Niki to his daughter, Camilla (very pretty name), AND his 'baby-mama' - were they actually married?? She's gorgeous, what the hell happened, there? Did he cheat on her? Why can't we ever hear any of the girls ask some real questions?? There typically has to be something really serious going on in a couple, if they break up when there's a very small child... why is that so easily swept under the rug? I can't be the only one - Juan - thinking about that, right?? And how come Nikki met his parents, too, wearing stooopid shorty short jean shorts? Puh-lease, that wasn't very respectful of him to not say, wear something modest, or at least not shorty-shorts, right? At a school event? Yuck. Does he have something to prove?? I didn't like that - too highly questionable...
Well, now that the 'Good Wife' is gone from the group (man, why can't I remember her name?? That's terrible! lol!), and we just have Andi 'you-barely-made-it-here' (what a mean and horrible thing to say... oooh, those previews really know how to hook a girl in, for the next episode! hahaha!), and poor old Clare, I kinda feel sorry for her after that whole reprimand for the 'ocean-acts', that was full-on crazy, and Niki, or Nikki, however many 'k's she has in her name, who just seems young and pretty mean, but, who knows, it's all in the editing, maybe she's secretly nice... it's a Big Secret...lol! One way or another, I canny wait to see what goes down in the Fantasy Suites... so silly. Oh, hey, did you know it's 2014. Yep. This is Modern Day Love, at its finest...women, dukin' it out for the chance to be married to, what appears to be the case, a very handsome, philandering man... Good Luck, Ladies! ; )
Ailsa xox
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