Monday, September 7, 2015

#BB17 #SigmundandFreud I laughed so hard! Steve Wins the HOH, and He REALLY Loves his Mother #SiegfriedAndRoy


#BB17 #SigmundandFreud I laughed so hard! Steve Wins the HOH, and He REALLY Loves his Mother
Hahaha! The REAL Siegfried and Roy - soo close! #SigmundandFreud

Gorgeous, right?  And the tigers ain't bad, neither... buh'dum-bum! 

Omg, I laughed soo hard, for soo long, tonight, when Steve makes a little joke about Sigmund Freud, Julia, sitting at the kitchen island, says, "Whooo?" Austin's face was hiiii-larious, like, incredulous, but he says nothing - and you could see it pained him to stay silent... anything for his 'girlfriend', right? haha! 

Then Julia says, ooh, yeah, Sigmund And Freud, the best lion tamers, ever... bah'hahahaha!  Then Big Brother flashes the hashtag #SigmundandFreud on the screen - oh, man, soo funny! 

 Hahaha! Grumpy Cat's long-lost Grandma?? Made me laugh! 



SALE / CLEARANCE COSTUMES (Ha! I linked this so it'll take you to a Tall Drink o' Coke... lot o' good jokes, there, and that's what you might like in a good Hallowe'en Costume, right? lol!)

So THAT reminded me of one of my all-time favourite Halloween Costumes, The Freudian Slip... I laughed so hard, myself, when I wore this outfit.. I've got all the details for you on my Halloween Page, you can pop in there for a wee visit, if you like (and I always love when you swing by for a wee visit - lol!  tank youse!)...

Anyway, I wear a nice little Slip - remember those? Do they still exist? lol! They used to be a staple, in womens' closets (and some mens'...), along with stockings and pantyhose.. hahaha! Ah, time, she'a changes... 

But I would wear a really pretty black slip, with a banner like at a Beauty Pageant, that said 'FREUD', and that was my Freudian Slip - buh'dum-bum! 

AND, if you happen to have a child or a smaller friend, you could dress them up as a 'Jung'ian'... maybe some short pants, white shirt, all-German-like, suspenders, and a label... make those jokes flow a li'l easier - haha! 

So this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh really hard! hahaha! I love any costume that makes me laugh, or is really pretty! 

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Oooh, and you could totally have a quick trip into my Halloween at Disneyland, which is THE Best thing you can ever do on Halloween - and is less expensive than a regular visit to Disneyland, because you go in later in the day...and you will get soo much great candy!  Bring a Backpack, fill it all up wit' da deeeelishush candy! lol! 

The NICEST way to go Trick or Treating, you bring two bags, one little polite bag, to give the illusion that's you're not really a candy fiend (Halloween - 'tis the night of the Candy Fiends - hahahaaha! Well, you know that makes me laugh! haha!), and then a much larger bag, or backpack, just keep pouring your little bag o' candy into your larger bag - you always look so nice and moderate! lol! 
Target Grocery Coupons (To check and see if the Halloween Candy is on Sale - hahaha! Yum, sale Candy!)

  Suh'weeet Deal on Hallowe'en Costumes! Scooore!! 


Enjoy it now, Austin - this won't last long... prolly! 

     Wow, how stunning is this ring?? Green Amethyst, and it's from Macys!! Who knew??

I happened to see it on Pinterest, and followed it all the way home - to Macys! How funny is that?? lol!

But Austin will have to run out and Buy This Ring for Liz, if he wants to 'keep her', in the real world - hahaha!
Find clothing, jewelry, and gifts for the entire wedding party - all in one place at macys.com (This link will take you straight to this goooorgeous ring! lol!)


Oooh, twooouble in Paradise! Liz calls Austin out for getting a lap dance from Jackie (not a Tap Dance, that's something entirely different, although, I would like to see that, too - bah'hahaha!) 

 Who is THIS?? Yum! Is this the Jesse they keep talking about on Big Brother After Dark, the one Julia has a crush on? No wonder, he's deeelish! lol! (His pic comes up on the #BB17 Public Images Page, in case you're wondering where me found it! lol!)

So THIS is Jessie from Big Brother Season 11 - no wonder Julia thought he was so handsome - hahaha! 


Whaaat?? This is soo cool!  There's nothing worse (or, more annoying, and scary, and upsetting...the list goes on and on) than running out of gas... has happened to the best of us, for one reason or another. It's a horrible feeling. Or if you have to drive somewhere in the middle of nowhere, this is a good little insurance agent, so-to-speak, to make you feel comfortable, not worry... what a cool idea!! 
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Then Austin calls Liz out on her relationship with Jace....


...and Jeff...


Oooh, Austin, if only you knew.. here's what a real attraction looks like, for Liz - hahaha! 


Scamper no more, Scamper Squad!  

"Haha, jokes on you!" 


I would laugh so hard if the girls had all played the boys Girls against Boys - haha! 

If THIS is the Final Three, me will loove that, too! 

Vanessa and the Twins, Liz and Julia : ) You Go, Girls!! 

Clearly, me loves it all! Everyone deserves the money, at this point. 



Steve had to pull an Austin/Judas-Lite, tonight, and put Austin and Liz up on the Block for the Nominations.  

Initially, Steve wanted to put up the Twins, but Vanessa convinced him to put up Austin and Liz, in case Austin wins the Veto, and pulls Liz down, then Austwin would always stay in power, since it would still be 3 strong votes, and they would always stay together, until the Final Three.


When Steve was wandering in and out the bedroom, where Austin and Liz were sleeping, and Steve wanted to tell Austin he was putting him up on the Block...and then Steve put his hand down on this white brick-like thing on the chest of drawers... totally looked like Steve was gonna pick up that brick, bash Austin over the head with it - made me laugh.. dat prolly not good that it made me laugh so hard - ruh-roh, right? lol! 



Aaawww, Liz is sad... it's hard to be put up on the Block... Austin and Liz are fine, now - it just takes a minute to wrap your head around what's happening, then you get back to normal, get on with your Big Brother Game : )


Look how lovely these ladies are... no worries, Liz and Julia!  


Vanessa is discussing Game Plans with Austin in the Yard, and Johnny Mac and Steve... and maybe Liz and Julia... Play the Game, Vanessa!  I love it! Play, Play, Play! Win, Win, Win! lol! 


Johnny Mac (John, as he likes to be referred to, now - lol!), sits back, and lets the money come to him - lol!

 Austin says one of the  Twists is Johnny Mac isn't a Dentist - he's a Periodontist ! 


Okay, it's so late, me should goes to bed! Hope you're getting lots of lovely treats in your own life!  No' waits 'til Hallowe'en to have lots of Fun(size) Treats! hahaha! 'Til Next Time! Ailsa : )











Look at this! Soo cool!  Sooo amazing - spectacular, right? And I would never, ever, had known about it, if I hadn't been glued to Pinterest, this morning - no, me hazn't eaten, yet... usually that means a lot o' cake pics - bah'hahahaha! But I just came upon this, and thought you would say, "Wow!", too! haha! And now, for your viewing pleasure.... look at the people, all crossing the bridge, 'n all - that's amazing! (I would laugh really hard if the architect's house was really plain, a little box.. hahaha! Yes, that IS where mah' mind goes... a'wanderin'! hahahah!)
 
WAIT, is this the #BBjury house?? hahaha! Hello, secluded! : )



Santuario de Nuestra Senora de las Lajas, church built on bridge over gorge of the Guaitara River, Colombia

Oh, hey, we live on 'The Gorge', too, but our place doesn't look anything LIKE this - hahaha! : )

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Omg, is soo much work removing the old Amazon ads... why they do that?? Booo! #html #htmlCode


So, if you've been on mah' blog, in the last little while, and seen a bit where me all mad about having to go through and remove all the old Amazon ads... this is why it's soo hard.

Amazon made the decision to make any of the 'banner' ads from before 2013, I think, obsolete - and a Banner ad is an advertisement that has a picture, so I like the banner ads a lot, right? Especially for books, because you can quickly scroll through my Favorite Book Page, see what books are my favourites (I switch the spelling from Canadian to American, every so often...we have extra 'u's', and is better for mah' Readers - and the Crawlers, scanning mah' blog, see what's new - the Computer Crawlers, Spiders.. not people! Although, frankly, that would totally make me laugh! hahaha!) They make it easier for my Readers (that's YOU, you lovely thing, you! lol!) to see what they might like, go in and have a peep at the product, or whatever it is I've got an ad for....

Anyway, I have no idea why Amazon thought this was a great idea, and went ahead and implemented it. And why you can't just easily delete an Amazon Ad... it's like the html code is embedded in the rest of your page's code (I've got a bad code... different, and much more annoying, than, "I've got a bad cold" ... hahahah! A little coding humor, there - did you like that? haha! Oh, no? hahaha! Even better! So silly! lol!)

Also, and I do not know why this is the case, but I used to make some money from sales on my amazon ads, would just have any earnings put straight on Gift Cards - was so functional... it was never a lot of money, but, you know, a little, but over the past 2 years, at least, nothing.  Nada. 

And I don't know why... so that's when I decided to keep the Amazon Ads, in case they ever DID start to work, and they're all through my site and blog, so would be soo much work to remove them... and the Text links stayed live, soo, there's that, but what a massive, and seemingly unnecessary, amount of work for webmasters...

Sooo, here's what makes it so damn hard to remove.. a normal Banner Ad is super easy to remove... you just click on it, when you're working on your site or blog, Backspace or Remove... super easy, but in order to remove the Amazon Banner ads, you have to carefully go through all the html...is painful - so hard on your eyes! Boooo!! So much work for this! Boooo!


 You know what? It's WAAAY easier to make money on Real Estate, than online - lol!


Okay, here it is...and this is a tiny portion of the page I'm working on... see how much crazy work??  Boooo!!! Amazon, whatdahellz??

Okay, back to 'work', for me - and NO profits?? Boooo!! Bleah! The Secret Life of a Blogger - bah'hahahaah!  Dammit, I just tried to highlight the bit I have to look for, and it wouldn't let me, because that changed the html code.. it won't let me, at all, so, really, I have to scan through to see the beginning and end of iframe - hope it even lets me write that.. I never realized, before, that writing html code in your normal side of writing your blog, or site (Compose box), would disallow the html code - who knew??)

All right, man, this is so much work... and I look for the numbers for the size of the banner ad box, typically 245 and 131... those numbers are embedded in the html codes.. see what me means, so annoying?? When it should be set up like everyone else's ads, to just click and delete? Come on, Amazon, why all the extra work? Boooo!! Damn, just realized, when I 'Save' this, will it automatically convert the html code to the regular writing? hahaha!  Well, let's give it a try! lol!


DAMMMMIT!  I had a feeling it might automatically switch my html code over to something normal to read - so how do people post how to read or write html code??  Dammit!! So annoying! Bleaahh!!


I've just discovered John Updike's Licks of Love... don't let the title put you off, although, I guess if you're already a John Updike reader, it will just entice you even more! lol! But it has a Sequel, "Rabbit Remembered", which I was thrilled to find... a little bit of closure with Rabbit and his family...

If you're a big fan of Ellen Degeneres, but have never read her books, you're in for a treat. I am particularly fond of her Dog Sledding Adventures. Just thinking about it, now, makes me laugh! haha! Ellen Degeneres' Great Books -- they're absolutely hilarious! Laugh out loud funny! You'll love 'em. And they make great gifts.

My Point...and I Do Have One: I got two Copies of Ellen Degeneres' New Book for Christmas, and this is one of the funniest books I've ever read -- and I've read a lot of hilarious books! It's hysterical -- it would be fun to read it in public, since you won't be able to stop laughing, and that'll be amusing all by itself! ha,ha,ha!







Dave Barry is another Writer that I just adore. His stuff is hysterical. I love it all. I am particularly fond of his





stories that include his Two Dogs -- Dave Barry's  main dog and the auxiliary dog... laugh out loud funny!

Breastfeeding (or Nursing) is a huge issue for me -- I believe in it very strongly. Just think how much healthier we would all be as a society if the vast majority of our Babies were Breastfed... Our Health Care System would benefit greatly, because it sets the child up for a much healthier life. (Just to prevent any annoying Lawsuit, these are my own thoughts, and the whole thing is a matter of personal choice...) Anyway, it's great for the Mother (and Father!) and, of course, the sweet little Baby, and the Le Leche League Book was the