Tuesday, September 29, 2015

The REAL Apple Bottom? #mademelaugh #Apples #Photoshop #AppleBottom #SamHunt #TakeYourTime


The REAL Apple Bottom? #mademelaugh : )

This made me laugh - I just went to get my favourite snack - a nice crisp apple with a couple of those deeelish Apple Oatmeal Chewy Granola Bars.. is my new favourite treat - yum Like a little Apple Crumble, but zero cooking - lol! 



So I take the apple out the bag, go to wash it, and laughed - is that the perfect apple-bottom (jeans)? hahahaha! If only I owned a pair of jeans, I couldda made a really great photo for you - lol! 

If you're good at Photoshop, take my apple pic, put it on a pair of jeans, call it 'Apple Bottomed Jeans'... (Me assume you iz'a singin', right now! lol!) 

And here's how YOU can get and Apple Bottom, too - hahaha! 

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Put a Bunny Tail on it, I'll Buy it! hahaha! I have this costume in silver, too - you know, in case I ever need a silver bunny costume! lol! : )


And I didn't even have any dolls, or anything, to get the pic I wanted - but I DID find this picture - was from a Costume I got... hahaha! The picture came with the costume, so hope that's okay to use that - lol! I thought would make you laugh! haha!

Okay, have fun with this picture.. I hope you can figure out a funny Meme for it, with a little photoshop of yer own - lol! 

Oh, and give my fave treat a wee try - you'll love it! Well, I love it, so maybe you'll enjoy it, too - just a nice apple, one or two oatmeal apple chewy granola bars... done 'n yum! Ha! Ailsa : )


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Apple Bottomed Jeans - ha!

Lol! Hope this isn't too controversial - haha! But it DID make me laugh! Was on Pinterest, I think... have had it saved from Public Images, so should be okay, too : ) 

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Sam Hunt – Take Your Time Top songs on iTunes  Oooh, I had to quickly add mah' fave new song - love it soo much! Heard it on the radio, the other day, in the car, then again this morning - was the first song on when I woke up - yahoo! Love it! : ) http://wyrk.com/listen-to-new-sam-hunt-song-take-your-time-get-the-lyrics/  Oh, you can pop in here to hear Sam Hunt's, Take Your Time...http://www.samhunt.com/videos/

So, this is the New Country? Who knew? lol! Love it! Me yuv! : )

I tried to Google it, last night, tried "new song - talking, then singing, walk on by', then, "male singer talking, then singing,'Walk on By'..." Anyway, I'm putting that on here, because I got a'nuffin' when I typed that in - lol! Just in case that's the only part of the song that you caught, and remembered, too - hahaha! That was super-lucky that this new (or, new-to-me) Sam Hunt song, Take Your Time, happened to come on with my alarm, this morning - nice way to wake up, fo' sho'! lol! That voice, whammo! Verry niiice!! 

Okay, hope you're having a great day/night/week/month/year/life - lol! Ailsa : ) 

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Thursday, September 24, 2015

#SurvivorSecondChances - They're Baack, for another Shot at #Survivor #CloseButNoCigar! #Survivor #Cambodia #iPhone6s


I NEED these Chocolates to Survive-Or...else! hahaha! I'm gonna need that Wine, too...and the Beer, and I love Flowers, soo, me needs those, too... and did you likes mah' little 'Cigar' joke? haha! These jokes are all for you, and all free, all the time! lol! : )



#SurvivorSecondChances - They're Baack, another Shot at #Survivor  #CloseButNoCigar! #SurvivorCambodia

Jeff Probst is back, to lead the pack - so-to-speak, of all our Second Chance cast of Survivor Cambodia... Man, Mr. Handsome! 

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Here's the Second Chance Cast of Survivor Cambodia... hmmm, some I like, some not-so-much... its fun to see some of my favorites back - Spencer, Woo, And, of course, Joe! 

And I've seen every season of Survivor, ever since my lovely daughter got us involved in Survivor, during a road trip to Ontario, soo long ago, and Cara had talked about Survivor pretty much the whole trip, so when we got home to Calgary, it quickly became a staple in our Winter Shows, because, when you're in 45 Below weather, and the snow's a pilin' outside the window, seeing a beautiful beach on a giant TV screen was like a little slice o' heaven.. and then Jeff Probst comes on the screen, and then, well, I'm hooked, baby! 

If you've been reading my little takes on Survivor since the beginning, or if you're brand new to me (and if you are, Helloo!!  Heyyoo!! Thanks for popping in! : ) , you'll know I never, ever digress into other topics while me iz writing... lol! Whatevs.. has worked for me, so far - so far, so good, right? Now I've had over 1.7 million visits on my main site, www.buildyourownhouse.ca, where I started my writing, back in 2002, with my son on my lap...and now he's over 6 feet tall (and never sits on mah' lap - yick! Why me gotta say dat?? hahaha!), and then I started my blog, where you are, right now, baby... and now I'm up to over 15,000 visits per month on mah' blog, too... who knew? All very exciting, watching the numbers go up : ) 

So, thank you for that! I appreciate you! You look gooorgeous, today, have I already told you that? Well, it's worth repeating - you look fantastic! The Best! (Sound familiar? lol!)

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Oh, and just so you know, we're back in Canada, in Victoria, BC, Canada, but I still miss living in Los Angeles, California - and Calgary is always great... it's fun to move, to learn all about a new place - is good for your soul to move about, if you need to, or if you just want to - Live your Life, Baby!! Have Fun, Move On... is that mah' new motto?? lol! : )


They're going around calling it the Old School vs. the New School, and they just mean, the 'Old School' people are busy building the camp, the fort, if you will...and the 'New School' are lazing about in the water - hahahaha! Good idea! Don't worry about the elements - how bad could they be??? hahaha! Bad, Very Bad. 

Listen, I just want my Bracelet Back, if I have to accuse everyone IN this camp to find it... 
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Is hilarious that anyone who has already been on Survivor, since this cast has ALL been on Survivor, before, wouldn't know that the annoying ones go first...and I was pretty surprised that Abi didn't go first, after that total rant about her crazy bracelet...and then accusing the other woman - will check on her name, don't want to get it wrong... of 'stealing my bracelet' - uh, Abi-Maria, no one wants your Wonder Woman Bracelet... they're on Survivor for a Million Dollars, they can buy allll the Wonder Woman fake bracelets they want, right after they cash their giant (and I mean, over-sized! lol!) check for One Miiiillion Dollahs... so, that li'l Crazy wasn't voted off, but it was close...Mr. Yoga in yer face was voted out, first - hahaha!  

Oh, and, haha, that reminds me of my own Jesus Bracelets, that I love so much, and wear all the time - even down to the pool - lol! I love to look at my Jesus Bracelets, and I wear them like a watch, and say, "Jesus, what time is it?" Works on soo many levels... hm? You like? Haha!

Peih-Gee Like a good Family Rating for a Movie... that's an easy way to remember Peih-Gee's name : ) 

And Vytas - I had to make that into a little Cheer, to remember that... V-Y-TAS! Ha! Silly! Anyway, you don't really have to remember, it, now, since Vytas was Voted Out in the First Tribal Council... you can if you like, though! lol! 

So, New Rule - don't do extra-stretchy Yoga immediately in front of someone's face, that's Yuck!

Eww, as Jimmy Fallon would say, quickly, and in complete disgust - hahahah! Just channel your best Jimmy Fallon, right there : )  

I always laugh when it's just a matter of days - sometimes hours - before everyone's down to their skivvies, their fancy undies..and sometimes, not fancy-at-all undies... what was that guy's name, the CIA Undercover Undie-wearin' man? Darn it! Well,if you remember, hit me up, let me know! lol! Keith? Hmmm, noo... Rudy? Ha! Now, what does that say about me that I can remember the undies, and not the man?? Ruh-roh! hahaha! 
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 Yay, Joe's Back! I love Joe! He's kind, he's smart, he knows how to make Fire - and the ladies are a'swoonin' all over Joe - and a couple o' da mens, are, too - lol! Why not? That level of competence should be highly regarded...and regarded as much as possible... I loooved when Joe was leading a Yoga session down on the beach, and the ladies are all crooning their necks to get a better view of Joe - hahahahaha! Oh, dat make'a me laugh! lol! : )

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Wouldn't it be fun to invite all your friends out to your 'new boat', and they get there, and it's your Raft? haha! AND, they're there to paddle?? hahaha! this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh! lol! 
: )

That WAS pretty cool that they got so many supplies, and since they've all been on Survivor, before, they should all know exactly what to go for, right? 







 Shirin...Shirin, Shirin, Shirin... I see she's already started a li'l bit o' a crazy game, so, hopefully, with any luck, she'll manage her social game a little differently, this time around... that's the beauty of the Survivor, Second Chances.. you get a Life Re-do, so anything you thought you could've improved upon, the last time around, now's your Big Opportunity to put that in motion... except, here's the thing - sometimes, same person, same problemos... sooo, come on, Shirin! You've got a huuge support system out here... will be fun to see who Shirin aligns herself with.. will be fun to see who any of the Survivors decide to side with, and how long that lasts - lol! 

 Spencer I really like... as long as he stays level-headed, and doesn't assume he's smarter than everyone else, since there are a lot o' da smarties on this Season of Survivor! 

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 I like Tasha a lot - she seems really nice and funny - a great combo, right? 

 Now what is this guy's name?? He's the first one voted out, and I call him, Mr. Yicky-Yoga, sooo hmmm, sometimes, when I give someone my very own name for them, I can't remember they're actual name... which brings me to my all-time favorite Survivor Joke: (On way to Tribal Council) Say, how do you spell your name, again? 

I would list that under, Questions you don't want to be asked on the way to Tribal Council, right? haha! Always makes me laugh, and I say it to mah'self, every single Tribal Council, ever... haha! 

 Woo! Or, Woo-Hoo!! I really like woo - he seems so smart and nice.. I hope woo does really well, this time around, on Survivor! 


This IS the face you always want to see... any time, any where.... Jeff Probst, so handsome - has he even changed a bit, since we first met Jeff Probst, back in the day? lol! 

Buuut, this is NOT the last face you want to see, on your way out of Survivor, Tribal Council...unless you're at the VERY end, at the CBS Lot, in Los Angeles, California, right? haha! But we've got a looong way to go, Baby, to get to the Live Season Finale of Survivor..!! : )September Sale: Get $25 off at The Premier Cigar of the Month Club  See, you CAN have your Cigar, and Smoke it, too! So Close, But No Cigar?? Nope - So Close, and yep, here's your Cigar!

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Hope you're having THE best time, evah'! 'Til Later, Baby! Ailsa : ) 


 Amazing art Display in Cambodia : )

 Gorgeous Beaches in Cambodia : )


Angkor Temples in Cambodia, 
12th Century, in case you were wondering about that, too! : )


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One of the fun things about survivor, is getting to see another country in a way you might not have had a chance to see it, yet, so I thought you might like these little maps of Cambodia, too, so you can have it in your head when you're watching Survivor Cambodia: Second Chances - lol! 




That's so amazing, right? Incredible Architecture! 

Angkor Temples in Cambodia