Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Bachelor Chris - Farmer in the Dell - of Women ... #TheBachelor #ChrisSoules



Bachelor Chris - Farmer in the Dell - of Women - yuck...

Oh, man, I sooo want to enjoy this season of The Bachelor, and for sures I'm excited about next weeks episode of The Bachelor with Jimmy Kimmel - and I really liked the Bachelor, Chris Soules... he seems like such a good guy, but I could only tape (DVR) the last half of The Bachelor, last night, since there were two episodes of Jane the Virgin on - and I looove Jane the Virgin, on the off chance that you haven't seen it, yet, it's so funny, sooo smart, the BEST actng, love the script, triple love the narrator... so, of course, I chose Jane the Virgin over The Bachelor....

Anyway, so I turned on The Bachelor, tonight, I'm halfway through, looks like they're about to play that moronic 'ghosts in the barnyard', or what crap game that was in the Andi episode of The Bachelorette - well worthy of a lot of jokes, did not think it would make it into the new episodes of The Bachelor - and it was some idiotic kind of zombie thing, so I fast forwarded through all of that, then he was all slobbery-kissing soo many girls, especially the one who is also claiming to be a virgin (sluttiest virgin, evah'...), plus, how many virgins are out there getting a belly button ring?  No.  And the youngest one is still there, and jealous of the 'virgin - me thinks there's no reason to be so jealous...yick. 



I don't know - I really want to love The Bachelor, normally me loves it, is so much fun to watch, but yick, that was a lot of gross stuff that I saw, and I fast forwarded through the vast majority of the whole show... and soo many drunk girls - oh, you know what the biggest thing is that's so gross?  There doesn't seem to be any discretion in Farmer Chris Soules' kissing scenes - come on, all those girls are in close quarters, isn't there usually more discretion, so they can't all see it happening?  Yuck.  I guess I feel more sorry for the girls, than that Chris the Bachelor finds someone... I get that he has to get to know all of the girls, but, yick, I shouldn't have to think 'yick' so much, during half an episode - hahahaha!  Yick!

Well, hopefully, some of the girls will seem more interesting, and not just drunk and crazy, someone good to root for - so far, I got nuffin'... I like the Special Ed teacher, I think, because I just like Special Ed teachers - lol!  And there's that one girl who looks like a young Courtney Thorne-Smith, except the girl on The Bachelor has the CrazyEyes - holy schmokes, batman, that's fun to watch for about a minute, and now it looks like that's really how she looks... and doesn't appear to be a whole lot goin' on behind the eyes... when they say, 'The ayes have it, for sures they're not talking about her... haha!  No, me jokes. These poor kids, they're just all looking for someone to love... and I hope they all find someone nice, and the ones who look so sad, hope they all learn to love themselves, first, so they can't be so hurt by people who might misuse them.... or, at least, they'll bounce back, faster, if it doesn't work out with any particular person, because there's always another great person to come along, right?  Someone should tell that to all the girls - and all the Bachelors and Bachelorettes, since so many of them end up on their own, eventually... lol!

Always does make me laugh a bit, though, when you think of the scenario - imagine people throw 30 possible 'suitors' in one room for you to check out, and you literally have to chose a 'wife' or a 'husband' from the litter... so-to-speak... and I guess I can't be bothered with Chris when he keeps saying, I'm here to find my wife, then goes off and kisses ALL the girls?  Yuck.  That's pretty disrespectful to your 'future wife', Farmer Chris... haha!  See why all the 'yick!'? Nooo... but can't wait to see Jimmy Kimmel on The Bachelor with Chris Soules, next week - add some laughter, and not for tripping over a carpet... something actually funny... hmmmm....

Okay, you know 'll watch it al the way through... and if you haven't watched Jane the Virgin, yet, you're'a gonna love it, and it's on the CW - soo great, so funny, so clever - all the stuff you'd like to see on the Bachelor, and will see when Jimmy Kimmel goes on The Bachelor - oh, and I hope Jimmy Kimmel gets to do The Baby Bachelor on the regular Bachelor, too - is so funny : )

Feel great about yourself, no matter where you are on the Dating Spectrum - anything at all by Louise L. Hay at Hay House will make you feel great : )



Monday, January 12, 2015

Make Your Own #HotSock - lol! #SoreBack #SoreThroat #SoreKnee #ColdCure #FeelBetter #Rice #Healing #FancySchmancy #WarmYourBed! #Luxury lol!

Hello, Luxury - Too Fancy For You? haha! You' Gonna Looove it! lol! 

Hot Sockie or Hot Sake? Both, you say? lol! 

Sock It to Me, Baby! 

You are gonna looove your fancy new Hot Sock! Is like pure luxury - haha!



#SoreBack #SoreThroat #ColdCure #FeelBetter #Rice #Healing #Injury #SoreMuscles #SoreNeck (See a theme here? lol! Whatever hurts, add some heat, add some cold... whichever you like!)

And somehow I wrenched my knee drying my hands on a towel?? Whaat? That's so crazy! Age! haha! It throws you a curveball, sometimes! lol! 

Make Your Own 'Hot Sock' - lol!

Oh, I know what you're thinking - how could I have something as fancy as Ailsa's Hot Sock?  How could I have my very own Hot Sock?  Well, isn't this your lucky day? lol!  Me shows you how to make your own Hot Sock, and if you are maaay be wondering what is a Hot Sock?  I tells you - you are a'gonna loove it!  I've got mine around my neck, right now - feels great! haha!

So here's what you need -

Rice (any kind, no need for anything fancy, here... obvs - hahaha!)

                                   
A Men's size sock.  (I have a teenage son, and I buy him bags of socks, so he just went and got me one of his from a new pack o' socks ... and now I've made 3 of them...lol!) (Just occurred to me - I do have some really fancy women's socks, but they're mine, and way too fancy to use for this, since I like the over-the-knee socks - they're really pretty - hahaha!  But use whatever long socks you like -
: )

1 bag of White Rice will make 4 Hot Socks - yahoo!! 

So here's the tricky part - (nooo, is not tricky, me joke wit' you)... just pour a bunch of rice into the sock - maybe a cup or two... who knows - I just pour in the rice up until about halfway to the heel of the sock, then tie the sock around the heel bit.


I poured the rice into a measuring cup - was way easier to pour the rice into the socks! 

And, you might want to roll the sock down, a bit, 
so it's easier to get the rice into the bottom of the sock : )

See the knot in the picture?  Pretty fancy, I know - lol!




Then, pop your Hot Sock into the microwave for about 50 seconds - you can go anywhere from 30 to 60 seconds - don't worry, it's safe to put your Hot Sock into the microwave, no problemo.

Take out your Hot Sock, and put it anywhere that might hurt - or you want to sooth yourself, it feels lovely, you'll love it - you can put it around your neck, put it behind your back, put it on your arm...

You could put it in your bed, like a hot water bottle, only no worries about any leaks - lol!  Is just lovely, and so easy to make - let me know how many you've made, by the end of the first week with your new Hot Sock - hahaha!

So here's how I remembered about the Hot Sock - I think I made these, years ago, can't remember, now, but here's what happened on the weekend that made me go into the kitchen and make the Hot Sock for myself... I was writing to my sister on Saturday morning, earlier than I would normally be up on a Saturday morning, and I heard this little yelp-like sound out in our hallway.

I listened for a few seconds - time went very slowly - and realized it was a person - at first I thought it was a kitty, someone's little cat having escaped their apartment, but then it became apparent that it was a woman. so I went out to the hall, had on my dressing gown, since I had just gotten up, and was definitely not planning to go and save anyone... anyway, there was an older woman in the hallway, she had fallen, and was unable to lift herself up.  At all.  In that, she could not roll herself over to lift herself up, nothing.

This is a very serious turn of events, because I didn't make the connection that she was entirely unable to lift herself up, since she had just come back from getting her mail, right?  So, if someone is able to go and get the mail, you would assume they can right themselves, wouldn't you think?

So I called for my son to come out and help, and between the two of us, we tried to brace her enough to lift her up, and that was entirely unsuccessful, but she put all her weight on me, and it pulled my arm, which is already my 'sore arm', from a previous injury from a Special Ed student, years ago - took forever for that to heal - 20 years... which is crazy.... anyway, I thought we would brace her, and she would at least help us to get her up, but that's not what happened.

I had initially asked if I could call for help, and she had refused that, and this is important to know - if you call for help from 911 services, and they send an ambulance, the person who calls can be held liable for the costs - not fair, but that's our new reality, unfortunately enough.

Really, I should have called for help, I shouldn't have put myself at risk for someone else, who clearly did not have my welfare in any regard, probably because of her immediate situation, but when I told her our names, she didn't tell me her name, and it took quite a while for her to eventually tell me her name, sooo, that probably means she is not normally friendly enough to make any real human connections, because at no point did she say, oh, I need to call my daughter, or my son, or my frined... she did tell us she'd lived in her apartment for 26 years...

Anyway, Thank Goodness, another neighbour came along, and I asked him if he would help us get her up, and back to her apartment, and I had asked this older woman if she had a walker, which clearly she needed - you know those walkers with the locking mechanism, and a little chair attached?  That's what she clearly needs, and she did say that she needed one, but didn't have one, she said she needed a doctor's note to get one.  I contacted the 911 services, after the incident, let them know what had happened, and asked them to please follow-up with her, to make sure she has whatever services she might need, and a walker, so this doesn't happen, again. And someone needs to make sure she has good shoes with good traction, that she can easily put on, and not wear those crazy little crocheted slippers - those crocheted slippers are so dangerous - they've probably caused countless falls with seniors - they love those stooopid crocheted slippers - we need to put a stop to that ... No more Crocheted Slippers! lol!

So, we eventually got her back in her apartment, but it definitely brought to mind the book I just read, not that long ago, by Atul Gawande, Being Mortal, about how a fall for a senior can be the beginning of the end, for so many people, sadly enough.  So here's my take-away for my own life, and hopefully yours, as well - now I am even more determined to always keep my body fit and healthy, not so heavy that no one could lift me - that's a scary thought, but a lot of people can find themselves in that position, a few pounds here and there, it just keeps adding up (this older lady was very heavy, and it was impossible for me not to think of Rosie O'Donnell's story, of when Rosie O'Donnell helped the very heavy woman who had fallen and asked Rosie O'Donnell for help, so Rosie did what almost anyone else would do, and went over to help - it's the Good Human reaction, right?  And then Rosie had a heart attack, from the pressure on her own body... so I was super-worried that might happen to me, too, since I had tremendous pain in my chest, arm, shoulders, neck... you get the idea - was scary, and that's how I remembered about the 'Hot Sock', and it really is helping...)

And I had lost my motivation to go to the gym, these days, mostly because I don't like the new gym, with all the good equipment from the last gym, not there - grrrrr... so annoying, and I didn't even want to go back to the new gym... they just moved from the old location to their new, and very fancy, location - and is a crap gym, but will go back, probably tomorrow, see if there's anything of use in there - am disgusted with the gym not taking women's needs into account - that's disgusting, infuriates me. The gym is not a man's domain, the gym is for everyone, and to ignore or belittle the needs of women, at the gym or anywhere, is appalling to me.  I've gotta get over my hatred for the new gym, just go see if there's anything at all that I can do, to make sure I am always a healthy weight, and can always, always lift myself up.

Wow, that really hit home with me - practice getting up every day, especially as you get older, make sure you are a healthy weight, or as close to it as you can, it's not a matter of being perfect, it's a matter of being able to manage your own body, all on your own.  Apparently, that's the deciding factor in when they can decide you have to have full time care - interesting, right?  I didn't know that, before.

Otay, soo, make yourself a lovely little Hot Sock, pop it in the microwave for 50 seconds, enjoy!

To Healthy Living!  Ailsa : )

Quick and Lovely Update:  So I happened to see my older neighbour when we were both down getting our mail, the other day, and she is up and about, she has a fabulous new walker, all very fancy AND functional, the perfect combo - and she looked so happy, so I am thrilled with all of that - how wonderful is that?  So, we did do the right thing, and I hope I was able to help with the emails I sent out - so, if you can help, do help, in whatever little way you can - who knows what a nice difference you might make, right?  And I said to her, "Yahoo, you got a new walker!!!"  I don't know if she's used to that level of exuberance, but that's who I am, soo, I decided to just be me, and it all worked out - so, you just be you, too, and just think how much happier we all will be : )




I Am Perfectly Healthy.

I'm Hapy, I'm Healthy, I'm Independently Wealthy! (All Good! lol!)

Louise Hay, Love all her Affirmations!


Thursday, January 8, 2015

#Salsa Chicken - #Chicken! #ChickenRecipes : ) So Easy and Nutritious - Everyone will love it #GroceryDelivery #Chocolate! #EasyRecipes #ChickenRecipes






Salsa Chicken - Make you wanna dance! haha! So Easy and Nutritious - Everyone will love it : )

Well, this couldn't be any easier, and is so practical, you'll love it, and the kids will love it, too.  We make extra, and then I just pull apart the extra chicken meat, I take one chicken breast at a time, fully cooked, after I've taken it out the oven, so it'll just flake apart with two forks, and I put each pulled chicken breast into a baggie, pop it in the freezer, since it makes the perfect amount of chicken for our favorite Pass da Pasta meal - and THAT meal makes at least 6 meals, too... it's all about making these little 'meal starters', little baggies of meat already cooked - has to be from fresh meat, any meat that is frozen has to be eaten right away, or just saved in the fridge, not frozen, again... safety first, right? lol!  Anyway, this is a very tasty and practical meal, and you and your whole family will love it : )





So here's how insanely easy this Salsa Chicken meal is.... you takes your chicken breasts, rinse them under cold water, pop them right in the pan.  Cover with your favorite Salsa (Mild, Medium or Hot and Spicy), cover with Tin Foil, bake in the oven at 350 Degrees for at least an hour, but I love it baked in the oven for an hour and a half, 90 minutes, or a couple of hours.  You can just pop it in the oven, go read, or watch some good shows, and Wham, it'll be all ready for you - yum! Easy and delicious!  And nutritious, too! And the vegetables are right in the Salsa - done! lol!



This is the chicken package I usually buy - $10 for 5 chicken breasts, and they make huge meals - there's soo much meat in each chicken breast.  I typically do the 'pulled meat' for 2 of the chicken breasts, so I just pop those in the freezer, right away, then they're ready for another meal, another day... so easy : )




Well, if you've been reading any of my recipes, you'll know I'm very fond of cheese - Ah, Cheeses, so-to-speak... makes me laugh, every time - hahaha!  Say it like you're at Church - haha!   So I grate some cheese on my Chicken Salsa.  Cheese is a very healthy food, despite what some of the new food 'gurus' are saying, these days - these people drive me crazy - so infuriating, going around, saying information like it's the truth, when it's just to sell more books... I'm all for selling lots of books, but don't mislead the public to make money - no, why, that seems a little unethical, don't it? lol!  Like any diet that says you'll 'lose 9 pounds a week, 18 pounds in 2 weeks' - ah, nope.  Not gonna happen.  And you don't even want that to happen to your body... one, who on earth is gonna shave their coconut into slices, like bread? Whaaat??  Oh, yeah, no problemo.  I'm right on it. I'm just gonna quickly go get a coconut, break it open on the sidewalk (get rid of the snow, first - lol!), see if I can get the entire piece of the coconut meat out in one bit, pretty easy, if you've ever fought with a coconut to get the meat out - coconuts are known for their extreme ease in removing them from the shell, slice that down into paper-thin slices, and make mah'self a little - emphasis on the 'little' - sammich... soo easy!  And any calories you might have from your little 'coconut sandwich' will all be taken up in the vast amount of swearing you'll have done, making your meal for the day - hahahahaha! Dat stuff make'a me laugh! lol!

Impractical and idiotic 'diets' drive me up the wall - you need to provide real food, that real people eat, and WANT to eat, to make any real changes... yummy and healthy can easily co-exist, right?  Right!

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Hahaha - well, if you can spot the differences in these two pics of my fave Salsa Chicken, good for you!  I must've thought they were really different angles - or one was my plate, and one was my son's? haha!  But to plate this lovely and delicious meal, we just make our rice (truth be told - one time, years ago, I had accidentally picked up the 'boil in a bag' rice - well, wasn't me, but it was in my kitchen, and we were all out of our 'normal' rice, and it was THE best rice, was soo easy, so now we love the minute rice - is healthy enough - not to worry.  But make whatever is your favourite rice, me iz jus' a'saying, it's okay to eat white rice, it is not the worst thing, ever, that's just another line to make people feel guilty about what they're eating (can you see this really bothers me? lol!), and I just make it in the microwave, 12 minutes, done (!), equal parts rice and water, no extra salt, you can add salt on the actual meal, if you feel like you need it, but the Salsa is so lovely, you probably won't need any extra salt - that's the easy way to cut back on salt - just wait 'til the meals are on the table, each person can make their own decisions, and no one has any more salt than they actually want, and your children won't even 'get a taste' for salt, since, really, that's probably why so many adults have such a need for salty food - we grew up with it, so maybe it's like a comfort food sort of thing, right?  Who knows?  Maaay-be! lol!

Oh, and you could easily serve your Salsa Chicken over pasta, too : )






See how easy?  There's the magical bowl of Minute Rice, there's the finished Salsa Chicken - one piece of chicken per person is probably just right - I like a half a piece of chicken, or I just save half of my whole meal for lunch the following day - yum!  But eat what you like, you really can't go wrong with this lovely little dish, and whatever you do save for another meal, will be even better, since the flavor is fantastic the next day : ) Yum!





Oooh, here's the Salsa Chicken all covered up, ready to go into the oven - 350 for about an hour and a half, a little less or a little more, no biggie... I like it really well baked (insert joke, here - buh'dum-bum... hahah!), since I love when the meat just pulls apart - is very tender and delicious.





Just pour the Salsa right on the Chicken.  You can use a can of Diced Tomatoes, instead, or in addition to the Salsa... it will all be good, one way or another : )



5 Chicken Breasts fit neatly into an 8" X 8" pan.... and if you have a bigger family, or want to make a lot more chicken for a dinner party, or to save a lot of little bags of the pulled chicken for your meal starter bags, just use a 9" X 13" pan, it'll all work out very easily : )

And there you go!  So easy, right?  I'll go get the link for you to see how to make the Pass da Pasta meal, too - we just use one of the little baggies of the pulled chicken from this meal, use it as a starter for the next meal - is a great way to make great meals for your family, economically : )

Happy Eating! Ailsa : )
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Not that you couldn't just 'browse' for that, anyway... right? Me thinkin', now, o' course, where is the Sale Chocolate, online?? hahaha! But let's say you're you, and not me, and you have a LOT more self control than maybe ME do... so you order all the things you really wanted, and not just a whole cart full o' Wunderbars, on sale... hahahaha! Wouldn't THAT be fun - just a cartful of Sale Chocolate?? haha! Okay, clearly, me needs a treat! lol! : ) #SaleChocolate! Ha!

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