Haha, I'm not CRRRRAZY, Chris, my future husband, and no one else's future husband... eeeewwwww, stalker, much? Yuck!!
Wow, were you blown away by The Bachelor, tonight?? Yuuuck, right?? What da helll, what's going on with all this crazy? Who knew people could gather all that crazy into one horrible person? Kellsey the Krazy... scary. Soo bizarre when The Bacheolr, Chris, dumps both the girls, out in the Badlands, jumps in a helicopter and flies away, leaves the two girls out in the middle of, literally, nowhere... and I was soo worried about little virginal Ashley - I actually liked her better, tonight, compared to that full on lunatic Kelsey.... but I DID love that our little virgin, Ashley, was able to get her belly button ring in every shot - dat not easy - lol!
But I loooved when all the girls cheered when Crazy Kelsey's bag was taken away - there's a little telltale moment, for sures! Reminds me of one of my favourite Mark Twain lines.... I'll say I'm paraphrasing, jus' in case me gots it a little bit wrong... "Everyone makes you happy when they come and go - some when they come, and some when they go." Hahahahaa! Makes me laugh so hard - immediately makes you think of times when you've been soo happy to see someone, and other times when you've been soo happy when someone leaves... and it's an even higher level of elation when someone difficult, or full out crazy, leaves - can be amongst the best days of your life - lol!
Oh, man, I laughed so hard when they said where they were going, for tonight's episode of The Bachelor - Deadwood, South Dakota - The Bachelor's pulling out all the stops with their fancy schmancy trips, this season... oh, man. Where are we going?? Paris? Venice? The Swiss Alps? No? Oh, Deadwood? In South Dakota? Oooh, and Krazy Kelsey ALREADY knows what the Badlands are - uh, yeah, you, Krazy Kelsey, and everyone else in the whole wide world... but that's just the sort of knowledge that Kelsey has, that puts her sooo far above al the rest of the girls... bleah!! A little reminiscent of The Housewives of New York - remember that scene with Betheny? Maybe Kelsey missed that episode, and didn't realize what a horrible human being that made her, to say an awful thing like that... booo, for horrible people - lol!
Well, that was a very emotional roller coaster ride of The Bachelor, tonight, so lookie what me found for you, for a wee laugh - these really broke me up, but, then, I looove Jimmy Kimmel, he is endlessly funny to me...
This makes me laugh so hard - hahaha! Silly!
Ah, this made me laugh, too! lol!
Happier times! I think this is the last time The Bachelor Chris had a really fun date! hahaha!
Oooh, and I loved the preview for next week - THE most boring girl, ever, Jade (not Jaded??), was in Playboy?? hahahaha! Hiii-larious! Oh, that made me laugh.... that poor kid. She's a perfectionist. Ruh-roh. That's gonna be a problem.
And I still like Becca the best, but me tinks Chris da Bachelor, he likes Britt... a lot. So, sure seems like Chris THINKS he wants a Good Girl, but in reality, he's very, very, drawn to Britt, who is, well, prolly not a Good Girl... and at this stage in their lives, really, I don't know, isn't 'good girl' a throw-back to the past? 1952, maybe? But I still do like Becca the best... lets' call Becca a Nice Girl, instead - that's more accurate, and seems a lot, well, nicer : )
Until next time... go have yourself some really good fun! Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day!!
Cupid's Arrow is on it's way to you!! Happy Valentine's Day!! : )
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