Jersey Shore: Sammi and Ronnie, NOT sittin' in any tree.. and no more kissing, neither! lol!

Wow (not just JWOWW! lol!), that was the very first time I've ever watched The Jersey Shore, and man, what a lot of fun that was to watch -- who knew??  8 million people, you say?? hahaha!  Ah, well, I'm a little Tardy for the Party, what can I say?? Man, if I'd'a known Jersey Shore was about my youth, I wouldda watched years ago... buh-dum-bum... nooo, I never lived that close to the shore!! haha!  But soo cool that they can just walk to the bars -- that's fantastic!  Imagine how your life would change, if you never, ever had to think about how you were gonna get home... just stagger a few blocks, you're there, with somebody... anybody... oh, to be in your twenties, and perpetually drunk... those were the days, my friend, I thought they'd never end... (go ahead, finish the song in your head, and I'll know you're the same age as me, and now you're reminiscing, too! hahaha!).

So I'm glad I've finally watched an episode of Jersey Shore... I already knew about

Snooki, of course, and Mike 'The Situation Sorrentino, because I have been deeply committed to looking at men with great abs for many, many years, now, gym girl that I am... with a solid appreciation for the work (and art!) of the human physique... (see me tryin' to class it up in he'ah?? haha!) , but what a great relationship show it is... I had no idea!

Man, that fight with Sammi and Ronnie, tonight... wow, reminds me of the old days, so I'm glad those days are over... makes me feel better about being alone on stooopid Valentine's Day (the most hated of all days of the year for many's a folk... )! lol!  Who knew Jersey Shore could help me out like that?? I'd rather be alone than in a crazy-asss relationship like that... and it always

amazes me how there are some people (let's call them 'the crazies', who can rant and rave, accuse you of all sorts of crazy sh*t -- usually sh*t they themselves are guilty of doing -- throw things around, break all your good stuff, then they are shocked, shocked, when you say you're leaving, then they are completely slaughtered when you actually walk out that door... 'Wha' happened??', is their little dumbfounded refrain... was it something they said?  Something they did??  Noo, no worries, those 'crazies' never blame themselves... it's always your insecurities or lack of interest in staying with a full-out lunatic, that makes you move one... so good for Sammi for having the guts to move on... it's very, very hard, especially if there's any love left... usually, the last of the love goes out the door with the
bed frame... we'll see how long Sammi stays away... that would be soo hard to give up that kind of coin per episode, to move back home... what was Sammi making, $30 Grand an episode?  Hmm. Think I'd try living down the hall for a couple of weeks, maybe try not talking to him for a
while, perhaps even going to a different bar to pick up new guys... no need to stop picking up new guys, just find a new location... you know what they say, 'location, location, location'... and I'm pretty sure that's what they mean by that, too! lol!

But you gotta be soo careful with a partner who is soo crazy jealous (can be male or female, they can both be equally crazy) that they have a huge impact on your life, trying to control your every move, who you talk to, who you see, where you go... it's endless, their need to control, and it never ends (well, it never ends well...), so, seriously, if you are in a relationship like that, get to runnin'!  There are plenty o' normal people out there, and you deserve to live a life filled with freedom -- think how long and hard soo many people have fought for your freedom, so don't let some crazy lunatic take that away from you...

And, man, I love an indignant cheater.  The whole world feels sorry for an indignant cheater, because he gets sooo mad when his 'lady' steps out on him... I've seen it a bunch of times, and it never fails to make me laugh... double standards are there to be broken... so hilarious that Ronnie spent the night crying in the bathroom after first cheating on Sammi, then fighting, fighting, fighting, throwing her stuff all over the room and throwing her bed out the door... and all sorts of name-calling on both sides... and then, whaaat??  She just up and leaves, jus' like that??  Who can see this stuff coming?? So dry youse tears, Ronnie, there'll be a new girl, tomorrow, unless you head back out to da bar, tonight... and hopefully Sammi will get with a guy who is good to her, and then she can be good to him... likes it's a cycle, or sumthin'! haha!  Okay, ah' gotsta bounce!  Go get yo' drink on! Ailsa xox

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Hates Drama, But Loves Drama Queens... A Dilemma or a Curse?? lol!

Oh, Brad.  Poor Brad.  He says he can't and won't tolerate any drama, then he totally goes for Michelle, the Queen of all Drama (drag-queen?? lol!) of the whole group.  Michelle is soo creeepy, he'll probably choose her, just to see what all she'll do... and that'll be fun for about ten minutes, then he'll be free and clear for the next Bachelor, so whenever you see that ad during the show, if you'd like to date the next Bachelor, please contact... blah, blah, blah.. but chances are high it'll just be Brad Womack, again, looking for Dating Round 3! haha!  He doesn't even seem like a bad guy, anymore, what with Brad going on The Soup with Joel McHale, and he was realy funny, then Brad went on Jay Leno, and he was really funny with Jay Leno, too... the guy seems genuinely funny.... so I hope he chooses someone nice, like Emily or Chantal O.  Chantalo.  She'll have to formally change her name so he'll be able to remember which Chantal she is, after the show is over! haha!  Noo, she'll be the one in her Granny's fancy frock her Grandma must've lent to Chantal before she went on The Bachelor...



What is that 'Fear Factor' crap all about, on every single episode? Brad is looking for a dare-devil girlfriend, nay, wife?? hahaha!  I think he might like to just find a good guy friend to do all that stuff with, especially since he also says he wants a 'good mother for his children'... yeah, a lot of good mothers don't bother their behind to repel off skyscraper buildings to 'prove' something to their idiot mate.  Nope.  They have a child to take care of, so moms tend not to put their lives at risk to prove something to some guy, no matter who he is... and just for a date??  No.  That's crazy. They'll do stuff for fun, for themselves, or WITH someone, but not to prove they're not scared...

What was with all the 3-year-old hairstyles, tonight?  Half the girls had that idiotic style where their hair is pulled back right at the front, making them look even younger than they already are... but going back all the way to when they were three??  Ick.  But I loved the braid in the front of the other girls' hair, so much, I immediately put a braid, all by meself, in me own hair... ooh, soo lovely.  Cara and I laughed and laughed... let's just say, not the type of hairstyle you would want to wear out in public, unless you were trying out some sort of insanity plea, or something... maybe we'll see Michelle sporting this new braid across the front of your head-style in all the future episodes... I'm sure she'll stay on 'til the bitter end... she's too exciting to have on camera for Michelle to be sent home... see, it pays to be crazy, sometimes...

Geez, I canny even remember the name of the girl who was sent home, tonight... she was the Artist... what does that mean, 'An Artist'?  Does she make money at being an Artist??  Is that a real job, or does she need a husband/benefactor to support her 'Art'?  Poor kid.  She thought she was in love with Brad, but, really, we're talking how many weeks, here?  Not many... 6 weeks in total, right, for the entire show, and we've got how many more 'sleep-over' dates to go?? haha!  Ick!!  How horrendous would that be to have to stand beside two (minimally) other girls who had just slept with the same guy you thought you had fallen in love with??  Ugh.  That's gross. I'd be disgusted with the guy. That whole, "I've just gotta try this other girl out three more times, then maybe I'll know"-routine.. ick.  There'd have to be a lysol bath!! hahaha!  Yuck!  But it would depend on which girls, too... you'd be more forgiving if the other girl was nice or normal, but if it were some bizarro like Michelle... ugh, that's just too gross for words.... there's a whole thing amongst women, and it might exist among men, that there are certain girls a man can't 'come back from'... once he's gone too far with someone disgusting, that's it, tainted for life. Not enough lysol in the world... and it's each girl on the planet's decision who qualifies under the category of 'he's gone too far'... usually it's personality, and a pre-determined level of filth... for me, it's if a girl is vulgar and vile.  Does not matter what she looks like... looks can be very deceiving.. but a vile, vulgar mouth is gross, and unforgivable...

But, you know, maybe Michelle is just auditioning for a role on a Soap Opera... she'd be a great Evil Character.  She's got the eyebrows and lips for it, already, and most of the personality... so maybe it's all a game...

I still like Emily and Chantal O., and think the last 4 will be the dentist, whats-her-name, Chantal O., Emily, and, of course, Michelle. Oh, Ashley-the-dentist.. and she's only 26?  And Emily is listed at 24?  Hmmm.. those ages seem a little low... How old is Britt?  Doesn't she look very, very young?  21?  Hope not... how old is Brad?  38?  Even 38 to 24 is a big stretch... I used to have a boyfriend (in Toronto) 11 years older than me, and I saw him again after 15 years, last year, and omg, what an old man.  Yuck!!!  Thank God I never married him!!!  Yippee for me!! Some men age well, and some men don't... ugh!  That was a lucky escape!  On the other hand, my other 'old' boyfriends still look as handsome as ever... it's all in how you take care of yourself (and how much I still like them! hahaha!  Okay, it's entirely how much I still like them!  If I like someone, they can do no wrong, and if I've had it with someone, that's it, I'm appalled by every aspect of them... that's just me! I'm very fair-minded like that! hahaha!)

'Til the next Bachelor cames along... night night!! xox

Yippee, It's the Year of The Rabbit, and I'm a RABBIT!! haha!

Happy Chinese New Year!  Yippee, it's the Year of the Rabbit!!  And, here, I thought last year was the year of the Rabbit, and what a crappy year, that was! I thought, ugh, how did that happen??  You're supposed to have a great year if your own Chinese Astrological sign matches the Chinese Year for your animal sign ... was that clear? haha!  Whatever, I'm a Rabbit, it's not like I'm gonna fight you, or nuthin'!!  I just want to stay in my beautiful home and be peaceful and safe all the time (typical Rabbit!! lol!)...  So now we will all have a much better chance at having a great New Year, since the Year of the Rabbit is traditionally a lucky year (especially if you're a Rabbit!! Yippee!!).

I just found this nice little site about Chinese Horoscopes, if you want to see what kind of personality you have (lol!  Like you're just discovering yourself!!), and they're fun to read...

I have a fantastic book on Chinese Astrology I picked up at the Huntington Gardens in San Marino, California (stunningly beautiful Gardens, if you've never been... and they have a gorgeous new Chinese Garden section, to complement their Japanese Gardens, which are spectacularly beautiful, not to mention all their other gorgeous garden areas... ).  The gift shop at the Huntington Gardens has beautiful, beautiful jewelry, and all things flowery (which, clearly, I love!, especially the rose shaped cup I got, and use every day... seems like a lucky shape for a cup!! lol!), but because they have such a huge new Chinese Section in their Gardens, they have a great selection of books on Chinese Astrology, Chinese Art, and all sorts of other lovely items...

Anyway, the book I like the best is The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes  , and now there is a new 2011 edition, too... a whole lot of fun to read!  I always think it's great to read more good things about yourself... why not??  Science, schmience.  You never know who knows the absolute truth, and when information lasts for thousands of years, I'll often listen to that! hahaha!


It's always fun to see who other people might think you are compatible with... and who doesn't love reading about their 'loved ones' personalities?? It's fun to read their horoscopes and say, 'yep, I knew it, that's him, all right!!" haha!

Omg, I looove these little Rose Shoes!! I was trying to find the 'rose pens' we got at Huntington Gardens, where they wrap a pen with green floral tape and attach the pen to a silk rose... we love our 'rose pens', and they look really pretty in our 'pen jar' by the kitchen island, where I write all my wee notes.. I am forever writing wee notes, reminders to meself... things to do, things to pick up (new men, etc. lol!), endless Shopping Lists, websites I want to check out or link to... you know, the usual kitchen counter stuff! Now I need to buy these rose shoes, and for $16.00, they'll just look great as a new part of my vast shoe collection!  Always room for more shoes, I say... I'll just build a bigger house!! hahaha!   xox!