Wednesday, August 19, 2015

#BB17, #SistersBeforeMisters - Liz Wins the Veto Comp, and Julia is Disgusted with the Hickey on Liz's neck #OTEV




OTEV!  I do love that Otev is just VETO spelled backwards - ooh, Big Brother, so clever! lol! 






Sisters Before Misters 

Hahaha!  My favourite line of the night was "Sisters before Misters" - bah'hahahaha!  Julia does NOT like Austin, and tells Liz, you can't take him home to Mom! 

Liz comes into the Big Brother kitchen with a hickey on her neck, and when Julia sees it, she's beyond disgusted - haha!  Is impossible to really figure out what is going on between Liz and Austin - Liz definitely looks like she's keeping Austin at arms-length, right, pushing him away, only teensy tiny kisses, and even those are pretty sporadic... like someone you think, okay, take one for the game - no, wait, yick! Hahahaah!  You know that just makes me laugh! 

#YouCantTakeHometoMother  Are you singing, now? I am! Your voice has to go waaay up for "Muthaaaaah" lol! A little bit o' fun! : )


Is this the picture of someone you "can't take home to Mom"? hahaha!  Aaawww, Austin, I think you might have more of a #Showmance than a real Romance.... 

What's interesting about Austin, is, he's very well educated, he has a Master's Degree in Medieval Studies, right? Austin is a Romantic, at heart, and the tattoos are a part of his chosen profession, for the moment... as a Wrestler, sooo, you know, Austin IS a good guy to take home to meet the parents! lol! Also, it makes me think that Julia and Liz might have very conservative parents, and if that's the case, maybe a fair bit of family money?  Those two things don't always go together but they do often enough for there to be a stereotype, right? lol! 


So, what was with the whole Liz against Vanessa thing?  Based on anything Becky and Johnny Mac have to say?  They're on the other side - they can't really think that Becky is on their side, and who even knows what's going on with Johnny Mac??  

It's weird how attached Johnny Mac is to Becky, when she really shows no attraction to him, at all... those brief - and I mean, brief - encounters, but few and far between.. and Becky has talked about her 'rich boyfriend' - which, frankly, I find a little difficult to believe ...not really a charming personality, there... that I can see... just some very big, errr, enhancements... be it a double bra, or a giant push-up bra, or whatever's really going on, there... 

What was with Becky going into the pile of names where Austin was, in the OTEV Veto Rock 'n Roll competition?  Holy schmokes... I was shocked by that - that did not seem like good sportsmanship, to me. And then, lasts, Austin says he was looking through Steve's pile of names, sooo....hmmmm...


But so crazy with turning on Vanessa, now, after she worked so hard to keep the Twins alive to get them both into the Big Brother house, right? It's really hard to see where loyalties really lie, at this stage of the BBgame. 



So, are the Twins the real Sharks in the BBhouse?? lol!  Do they fool you with their beauty, then sneak up and win?? lol! 

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James in his Kitty Hat - lol! 

I really like James, now - his personailty is really coming out, the longer James is in the house... funny that he's never called Jim or Jimmy... my Dad's name is James, so, of course, I love the name James, but of all the men I know who are named James, they are almost always called by all three names, depending on what's going on. James when it's serious, Jim when it's relaxed, and Jimmy when it's super fun - maybe that's why I love Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon so much? I love a funny Jimmy?  A great James?? lol! 


James is just playin' at being a country bumpkin, me tinks! lol!  Good job, James!  Very smart, and playing a great social game, for sure! 


What is going on with Johnny Mac?  I DO love it when his name comes on the screen during the show, now, and Big Brother used to lovingly call him 'Johnny Mac', and now they call him "John". Bah'hahahaah!  Peas Scoot, yer oot!, Johnny Mac!  Or should I just say 'John'? lol! 


 Here's what I'm tryin' to figure out - how are people chosen to be cast members on Big Brother?  Are they all in the same loop, or some of them are?  This is Meg with Andrea, from Survivor - surprising, right?  Or, just me?  Does everyone else already know this, and I'm the last to know? hahaha!

And Austin is friends with another Big Brother player from Season One... I think I put his name on my last post? Hmmm... but the important thing is these people seem to be more connected - and it irritates me that Becky wasn't even a fan of Big Brother, and they chose her - I guess that's okay, but you would think they would choose people who love Big Brother, right? Doesn't that just make sense?  Do you think the Twins ever watched Big Brother, before they got on the show?


Andrea Boehlke from Survivor - Meg's BFF


Meg is getting soo fed up with the running joke between Austin and James, calling her 'Grandma'.  She tells them, on Big Brother After Dark, to find a new joke, she's all done, but, instead, they set up a whole pretend court case, where Meg is center stage... so, that didn't work... but Vanessa was very good playing the lawyer for Meg's character, and Austin was pretty funny about being the lawyer for James - pretty funny : ) 


I cannot figure out what is happening with Johnny Mac and Steve.  Steve seems highly questionable, this week, saying he was pretending to cry, when the girls were comforting him, so, either he really was acting, or he was trying to save face, for the camera... who knows?

Steve had a VERY interesting conversation with Meg in the yard, and Meg spilled the beans that neither Becky nor Johnny Mac were worried about being evicted from the Big Brother house, but how is that possible?  Just too cocky for words, or so overly confident that they would be coming back into the BBhouse?  Oh, my Goodness, is so hard to read these three, or, now that i think of it, Liz, too... James, Julia (I love their relationship - they are clearly very fond of each other, and very playful, together - I like that!), Vanessa and maybe Austin, are the most trustworthy, in the BBhouse...

And I think it's an enormous assumption that the Twins would necessarily always support each other - they could easily be in it for themselves, too - why not?  They're not one person, they look like it! lol!

 I want Vanessa to watch out for Liz, now, too - so surprising that Liz would believe a word coming out of Becky's mouth, but it must be soo hard to figure it all out, when you're actually IN the Big Brother house, and you only know what people tell you, and what you see or hear, for yourself... Stay Safe, Vanessa! I loves me some Vanessa! So smart! 

Now I want Vanessa, James and Julia, to go to the end, together - that seems like a good trio! All friendly, sweet and smart - my favourite combo! 


Otay, go haz tons o' fun! 'Til Next Time! Ailsa : )


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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

#BachelorinParadise - Drama, Drama, and then a little more Drama....in Paradise! #Joe #Samantha #Samanthoe?? hahaha!





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Just in case you forgot there WERE good guys on the Bachelor in Paradise, after all that drama with Joe - lol!  


I loove the opening to Bachelor in Paradise - a great throwback to the 80's - or the 70's?? lol! But it makes me laugh - I think The Loveboat was on when I was a teenager - lol!



And I love the addition of Jorge, their Bartender - More Jorge, More Jorge, More Jorge (please!) lol!  Now THAT'S a friendly face - Thanks, Jorge!  Drinks AND a friendly face! Poifect!




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Joe carefully draws Juelia into his web..... 


Aaaand....Got'cha! 

Thanks for the Rose... smell ya' later! 

Joe is a Class Act.


Ruh-Roh, here's comes trouble, but this time, her name is spelled S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A,  and Samantha's an actual friend of Juelia's, not just a 'show friend'... Juelia said on #AfterParadise, with Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison), that Juelia and Samantha have even gone on vacations, together - that's pretty close... wow...

Yeah, they totally just met - so lucky, to have that chemistry, just from a few texts, couple o' messages... mmmm, remind you of any other Bachelorette couple?? lol!  Kaitlyn and Nick, much?? hahaha! 

Nice try, you got caught!  

Free Trip - this one's on The Bachelor!  Thanks, Bachelor in  Paradise! Or, would Joe or Samantha be likely to say thank you??  Noo, you' right, prolly not...! lol!


So Juelia was soo distraught, because Joe had very successfully made her feel like she was the one for him, that they were really a good fit, and they even kissed under a waterfall, soooo, the next step is marriage, right?  Nope!  The next step is a Rose, then another Girl, then another Girl, then another Girl... see a pattern?  Good for you!  Not everyone can see it - the closer you are to the web, the harder it is to see... and Samantha Tweeted that she was under Joe's spell... #underthejoespell ...which, apparently, Joe didn't appreciate, soo, does that mean that Joe and Samantha didn't last?  Say it ain't so!  He seems like such a stand-up guy, and she seems so sweet. Bah'hahahaah!  Kidding! lol!


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Juelia still believes there's something there between her and Joe, otherwise, there would be no more need for any continued (or, in this case, continuous... on and on and on and on... it's over, it didn't work, it's a game, it's a show, you will most likely not be getting married - not any time soon.... yikes, those princess stories really screw with women's minds... and hearts... and Romance Novels don't help, much - that stooopid storyline, where the more annoying he is, the more he'll love you - nope.  The more annoying he is, is just a taste of how annoying he might be... lol!

If this is Joe at his nicest, then, God help the girl who does end up with him, because it DID sound like it's already over between him and Samantha, and lots of animosity, there...

But I think Samantha had a very big hand in the whole thing, too - was hilarious when Samantha was going over his lines with him - Shhhh, whisper, whisper... here's what to say... and don't say that (you moron - implied - bah'hahahaha!)

Now what did I do wrong??? 


Are they still mad at me?? Whatevs...


Juelia was very sweet and very pretty on #AfterParadise... I'm sure she'll be fine, she'll meet someone really nice and trustworthy, and have a nice life...

I could not, however, be bothered with Carly, going on and on about how Juelia 'needed' to find a new husband for herself, and a dad for her daughter.  In fact, that's not true, and pretty archaic.  It'll just be nice for the two of them when Juelia does find the right man, when the time is right.  


So, Jade and Tanner made a b-line (of, bee-line?? haha!) (D-line, with the implants?? hahaha!  I'm just amusing myself, now - bah'hahahah!  Anyway, Tanner thought he could thinkin of no one better than Jade, but now that they're actually together, it seems like, well, to use JJ's words, they're different 'intellectually'... haha!  That shouldn't make me laugh, but it does... hahaha!

I guess there's a limit on how many times you can talk about Jade's spread in Playboy? Bah'hahahaha! I'm sure Jade's a lovely girl, but maybe some conversation would help out, here and there... 

Paradise Lost? 

I've been waiting to say that! hahaha!


Aaawww, poor little Ashley S.  She's a sweet girl, and very intuitive, but she didn't see this coming... 


It's AMBER...and she's after DAN... ruh-roh!  That's another Drama, right there! 

Dan is clearly very intelligent, though, soo, hmmmm, did he say something was very disconcerting?  Something like that, and, chances are, if you're ever using the word'disconcerting', you'll prolly want someone else who might have heard that word, before, too... not always, but, you know... usually... depends on the rest of the relationship. really....

But Amber seems like a much better match for Dan - he's Mr. Handsome, and Mr. Smartie, sooo, they Amber and Dan make a nice couple : ) And maybe they're a little closer in age? Ability? Yikes! Dat makes me feel a li'l terrible for even saying that, because Ashley S. is doing her very best, and there she is on TV, 'n all, and that ain't easy... so, Ashley S. has already had a level of success that most people never get, sooo, that's very good, right?  I'm sure she'll find someone nice, and just right for her, too : )


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Oh, my Goodness, I want this so badly!! hahaha!  Like a Scratch Off Lottery Ticket, except every one's a winner - scooore!!  Suh'weeet!! 

Wow, talk about Romantic Candles!!  Can you imagine how much more romantic it would be if there's a GIFT inside the candles for you?? haha!  I looove it! Brilliant!

Otay, how amazing is this?? lol!  Hilariously enough, I feel like I can smell the Lemon candle, right now! haha!  The Power of Suggestion, Baby! How exciting is that, to get a surprise gift in every candle??  What a great gift (for me?? lol!) - so much fun! : )
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Okay, go have yourself some nice little snacks, or, as Stephen Colbert said in his hilarious ad in the middle of Big Brother, go have a couple of heavy meals before you head to bed, develop your own body of a Comedy Writer - that was hi-larious! Oh, Stephen Colbert, he makes me laugh so hard! hahaha! 'Til Next Time! Ailsa : )

Well, here's something hilarious - right after Stephen Colbert says to have a nice big bowl of Fettuccine Alfredo, right before you go to bed, so you, too, can develop a Comedy Body...anyway, so I juuust had my dinner, well past midnight, and I had a big bowl of mushroom pasta with meatballs - and cheese - bah'hahahahha! Thanks for the advice, Stephen Colbert! Done and done! : )


But wait, there's more.. lol! 


I really love After Paradise - so funny, makes me laugh!  I really liked Jason Biggs - super funny - and, I didn't realize the blond girl is Jason's wife... so, I guess she's a fixture of the show, now?  Can she be switched out, too, or is that contract set in stone? 

The other guy - I didn't catch his name, he was good - made some very good points about being swept up in so much passion, that you can't and don't make good decisions - luckily, most of us don't have cameras to catch any of that stuff in our own lives - dat lucky! lol! 

Hahaha, it was Johnny Knoxville - how did I miss that?? lol! What a Jackass! bah'hahahaha!  How many times does Johnny Knoxville have to hear that joke? lol! He's the perfect person to talk about Joe! lol!

Okay, go haz a li'l passionate fun o' yer own - oh, no, that reminds me of a terrible joke... yikes!  Wonder if I can tell it?

Okay, jus' for you, I'll tell it quietly...

So this drunk girl gets a ride from this guy she likes, and as he's driving, he leans over to give her a kiss...

and she sees where they are, and she says, "You're passionate, you're passionate"

and he's all excited, says thank you!

and she says, "Nooo, you're passionate, you're passionate... you're pashin' the liquor store..."

buh-dum-bum!

Tewwible?? haha!  When I first heard that, and I cleaned it up for you (you're welcome!), I laughed so hard! I thought it was hilarious, and, obvs, it's stuck in my mind, over all thee years - lol! Is that the sign of a really good joke, or a really bad one?? lol!

Otay, go haz tons o' fun! 'Til Next Time! Ailsa : )




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