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Just in case you forgot there WERE good guys on the Bachelor in Paradise, after all that drama with Joe - lol!
I loove the opening to Bachelor in Paradise - a great throwback to the 80's - or the 70's?? lol! But it makes me laugh - I think The Loveboat was on when I was a teenager - lol!
And I love the addition of Jorge, their Bartender - More Jorge, More Jorge, More Jorge (please!) lol! Now THAT'S a friendly face - Thanks, Jorge! Drinks AND a friendly face! Poifect!
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Joe carefully draws Juelia into his web.....
Aaaand....Got'cha!
Thanks for the Rose... smell ya' later!
Joe is a Class Act.
Ruh-Roh, here's comes trouble, but this time, her name is spelled S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A, and Samantha's an actual friend of Juelia's, not just a 'show friend'... Juelia said on #AfterParadise, with Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison), that Juelia and Samantha have even gone on vacations, together - that's pretty close... wow...
Yeah, they totally just met - so lucky, to have that chemistry, just from a few texts, couple o' messages... mmmm, remind you of any other Bachelorette couple?? lol! Kaitlyn and Nick, much?? hahaha!
Nice try, you got caught!
Free Trip - this one's on The Bachelor! Thanks, Bachelor in Paradise! Or, would Joe or Samantha be likely to say thank you?? Noo, you' right, prolly not...! lol!
So Juelia was soo distraught, because Joe had very successfully made her feel like she was the one for him, that they were really a good fit, and they even kissed under a waterfall, soooo, the next step is marriage, right? Nope! The next step is a Rose, then another Girl, then another Girl, then another Girl... see a pattern? Good for you! Not everyone can see it - the closer you are to the web, the harder it is to see... and Samantha Tweeted that she was under Joe's spell... #underthejoespell ...which, apparently, Joe didn't appreciate, soo, does that mean that Joe and Samantha didn't last? Say it ain't so! He seems like such a stand-up guy, and she seems so sweet. Bah'hahahaah! Kidding! lol!
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Juelia still believes there's something there between her and Joe, otherwise, there would be no more need for any continued (or, in this case, continuous... on and on and on and on... it's over, it didn't work, it's a game, it's a show, you will most likely not be getting married - not any time soon.... yikes, those princess stories really screw with women's minds... and hearts... and Romance Novels don't help, much - that stooopid storyline, where the more annoying he is, the more he'll love you - nope. The more annoying he is, is just a taste of how annoying he might be... lol!
If this is Joe at his nicest, then, God help the girl who does end up with him, because it DID sound like it's already over between him and Samantha, and lots of animosity, there...
But I think Samantha had a very big hand in the whole thing, too - was hilarious when Samantha was going over his lines with him - Shhhh, whisper, whisper... here's what to say... and don't say that (you moron - implied - bah'hahahaha!)
Now what did I do wrong???
Are they still mad at me?? Whatevs...
Juelia was very sweet and very pretty on #AfterParadise... I'm sure she'll be fine, she'll meet someone really nice and trustworthy, and have a nice life...
I could not, however, be bothered with Carly, going on and on about how Juelia 'needed' to find a new husband for herself, and a dad for her daughter. In fact, that's not true, and pretty archaic. It'll just be nice for the two of them when Juelia does find the right man, when the time is right.
So, Jade and Tanner made a b-line (of, bee-line?? haha!) (D-line, with the implants?? hahaha! I'm just amusing myself, now - bah'hahahah! Anyway, Tanner thought he could thinkin of no one better than Jade, but now that they're actually together, it seems like, well, to use JJ's words, they're different 'intellectually'... haha! That shouldn't make me laugh, but it does... hahaha!
I guess there's a limit on how many times you can talk about Jade's spread in Playboy? Bah'hahahaha! I'm sure Jade's a lovely girl, but maybe some conversation would help out, here and there...
Paradise Lost?
I've been waiting to say that! hahaha!
Aaawww, poor little Ashley S. She's a sweet girl, and very intuitive, but she didn't see this coming...
It's AMBER...and she's after DAN... ruh-roh! That's another Drama, right there!
Dan is clearly very intelligent, though, soo, hmmmm, did he say something was very disconcerting? Something like that, and, chances are, if you're ever using the word'disconcerting', you'll prolly want someone else who might have heard that word, before, too... not always, but, you know... usually... depends on the rest of the relationship. really....
But Amber seems like a much better match for Dan - he's Mr. Handsome, and Mr. Smartie, sooo, they Amber and Dan make a nice couple : ) And maybe they're a little closer in age? Ability? Yikes! Dat makes me feel a li'l terrible for even saying that, because Ashley S. is doing her very best, and there she is on TV, 'n all, and that ain't easy... so, Ashley S. has already had a level of success that most people never get, sooo, that's very good, right? I'm sure she'll find someone nice, and just right for her, too : )
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Wow, talk about Romantic Candles!! Can you imagine how much more romantic it would be if there's a GIFT inside the candles for you?? haha! I looove it! Brilliant!
Otay, how amazing is this?? lol! Hilariously enough, I feel like I can smell the Lemon candle, right now! haha! The Power of Suggestion, Baby! How exciting is that, to get a surprise gift in every candle?? What a great gift (for me?? lol!) - so much fun! : )
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Well, here's something hilarious - right after Stephen Colbert says to have a nice big bowl of Fettuccine Alfredo, right before you go to bed, so you, too, can develop a Comedy Body...anyway, so I juuust had my dinner, well past midnight, and I had a big bowl of mushroom pasta with meatballs - and cheese - bah'hahahahha! Thanks for the advice, Stephen Colbert! Done and done! : )
But wait, there's more.. lol!
I really love After Paradise - so funny, makes me laugh! I really liked Jason Biggs - super funny - and, I didn't realize the blond girl is Jason's wife... so, I guess she's a fixture of the show, now? Can she be switched out, too, or is that contract set in stone?
The other guy - I didn't catch his name, he was good - made some very good points about being swept up in so much passion, that you can't and don't make good decisions - luckily, most of us don't have cameras to catch any of that stuff in our own lives - dat lucky! lol!
Hahaha, it was Johnny Knoxville - how did I miss that?? lol! What a Jackass! bah'hahahaha! How many times does Johnny Knoxville have to hear that joke? lol! He's the perfect person to talk about Joe! lol!
Okay, go haz a li'l passionate fun o' yer own - oh, no, that reminds me of a terrible joke... yikes! Wonder if I can tell it?
Okay, jus' for you, I'll tell it quietly...
So this drunk girl gets a ride from this guy she likes, and as he's driving, he leans over to give her a kiss...
and she sees where they are, and she says, "You're passionate, you're passionate"
and he's all excited, says thank you!
and she says, "Nooo, you're passionate, you're passionate... you're pashin' the liquor store..."
buh-dum-bum!
Tewwible?? haha! When I first heard that, and I cleaned it up for you (you're welcome!), I laughed so hard! I thought it was hilarious, and, obvs, it's stuck in my mind, over all thee years - lol! Is that the sign of a really good joke, or a really bad one?? lol!
Otay, go haz tons o' fun! 'Til Next Time! Ailsa : )
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