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Oh, no, I'm having the worst time try'na get into this season's Bachelor in Paradise - that whole creep Factor is tough to get past... hmmm.. will keep tryin'! lol!
Oh, no, I'm having the worst time try'na get into this season's Bachelor in Paradise - that whole creep Factor is tough to get past... hmmm.. will keep tryin'! lol!
But I did really like the Wedding Montage, that was very sweet... so, 6 weddings, to date, and now the Carly and Evan wedding...
So, we'll see how they can bring it all back to normal - all those Love Stories will help, fo' sho'! ; )
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Molly, is that you??  Hilarious - his name is Joshua - I had re-named him Molly, after his favorite drug, from all his crazy stories... and then couldn't remember his real name - bah'hahahaha! |
Chris Harrison and Paul Scheer - yahoo, what a great match!! Is THIS the best match ever made on the Bachelor?? I love these guys, together - I hope Paul Scheer gets to come on #AfterParadise every week!
And I really hope that the After Paradise idea can continue through the year with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette - would be so much fun!
I'm not sure who the blonde girl is - I don't want to be mean about it, was just gonna say, the wife of a famous child actor, maybe, since she said her husband was famous before he went to college? Anyway, I didn't like how she was mean to Ashley S. - needlessly mean, I thought... you know, it's hard to be on TV, much harder than most people might think - you're mind can just go blank, so maybe that's happening, and Ashley S. IS on National TV, soooo, there's that, and Ashley S. clearly has a nice little relationship going with Dan, on Bachelor in Paradise... and she must already work for The Bachelor, because remember when she was Kaitlyn's hairdresser? Sooo, I just thought it was mean to say Ashley S. was crazy, and I didn't like the second phone call, either, with the plug for the Twitter handle, and then the mean question for Ashley S.
So, does this girl have to stay on After Paradise, now, or can Paul Scheer take her place, and other people can come on? Pweeease, After Paradise? (Gawd, now I'm being mean... I want the best for everyone, of course, but I also want to be entertained, or, better yet, BE the entertainer! bah'hahahahaha!)
Here's Paul Scheer on Fresh Off the Boat - very funny! Love the outfits, too! Hilarious!FREE Mega Millions Lottery Ticket!
I sooo would love to see Miss Piggy on Bachelor in Paradise - would be sooo crazy-funny, because you KNOW Miss Piggy's gonna diss on Kermit the Frog, Kermie-no-more - hahahaha!
The first thing that goes is the sweet name you have for your significant other - 'Honey', no more... now it's more likely to start with an 'A', or a 'B', and sometimes an 'F'.... lol!
The first thing that goes is the sweet name you have for your significant other - 'Honey', no more... now it's more likely to start with an 'A', or a 'B', and sometimes an 'F'.... lol!
Send them to my house - I'm lookin' for a new dog... bah'hahahaha! No, no, me joke! They're both so cute! : )
See, Mikey T. already loves 'animals' (Don't let Miss Piggy read this! lol!)... eeerrr, I mean, Mikey T. loves all the soft and furry creatures.. no. Nope, that's not any better, Miss Piggy is still a'gonna be furry-ous with me.... buh'dum-bum - I need Fozzy Bear, up in here - lol!
Mikey T. would love Miss Piggy, because of her great swine-like neck... no... come on, Ailsa, find the right words (for everyone else who laughs when someone refers to themselves in Third Person - that always breaks me up! hahaha!)...
When Mikey T. says, "Ooh, I really like your pigtail", and overtly glances at her behind, instead of Miss Piggy's hair... bah'hahaha!
Mikey T. would love to go out on a date with Miss Piggy, and for sures go in for a kiss, at the most inopportune moment....wait for it, wait for it,... go! Oh, your kiss was rejected? You got the turn away cheek, or, the worst, 'What the hell are you doing??" Both bad, but work on yer game, try again, Mikey T.! lol!
And I feel like Miss Piggy would love all up against these big muscular mens! lol! Would be soo funny! 
Now that it's over, (sob, sniff, sniff...), I would laugh so hard if Miss Piggy were already on The Bachelor in Paradise, right, then Kermit the Frog could come down the steps, the women would all swarm around him, Miss Piggy would see Kermit off on the beach, out on a date, lounging by the pool, with the other girls - bah'hahahaha! That wouldda be soo funny! Makes me laugh, thinking about it! Miss Piggy would be all, "Hy-Yah!" #lol!
Now this is what I call a "SingleShot!" (Thanks, Jerry Seinfeld, for the great idea! lol!)
Kermie, all free and clear, footloose and fancy free, in Australia! lol!
Looks like the Writers' Room! 
Aaaaawkward!! hahahaha! 
Burning Love - omg, made me laugh so hard - if you haven't seen Burning Love, yet, I think you can find it on Netflix - is hilarious, and since you're in here, me already knows you loves The Bachelor, so you would laugh soo hard when you watch Burning Love - and Paul Scheer, oh, man, soo funny!
So, True (or Burning) Love, AND a $900. Grand Prize? Hahaha! Oh, Ben Stiller, you kill me!
Aaawww, Clare-Bear, you're just a girl, early 30's - that's soo young... women have been sold a Bill of Goods about how they have to be married, and start having children, before 30, and maybe that's why 30 seems so hard? We don't need to do that to ourselves - every age is a great age - it's wonderful to be alive at any given stage - the more stages, the better! lol! And I hope that li'l loonie, Ashley I., can get some help, get a better handle on her life (and basic communication), so she can have a good life, too! : )
Ugh, this guy! Joe, what a jerk! He's the WORST! Here's the lesson for all da ladies (and men!) - if one person tells you something pretty bad about the person you're interested in, take note, if more than one person comes to you with serious concerns, Listen and Learn, don't just sweep it under the rug. And what a jerk Joe was to Jonathon - the worstest. Great to see Jonathon on After Paradise - you win, Jonathan!
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Tenley's Date was Ah'mazing! Wow, I've never been so impressed with a date, before - incredible! and when the 100 piece Mariachi Band came out - holy schmokes, batman, that was incredible!
The 'Water Date' - THE coolest date, evah'!!
Holy a'schmoly, I love a great deal! haha! Wow, these are amazing deals, am I right?? Holy schmokes, Batman, what a deal! : )
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Very sweet picture of Tenley, but don't be fooled by the smile that she's got (shoutout to Jenny from the block... lol!) - that's just because Tenley is so sweet, and having a great time - not necessarily because she's a'mitten (sorry, Ashley S., but that did make me laugh really hard ... #smitten) with Michael....
How amazing is that? I wants to go there, now! lol! Wow, that water is the coolest!!
Here's who Tenley really likes - but here's something funny - I've already renamed him 'Molly', in honor of his favorite party drug, sooo, now me no can 'member his real name! haha!
See how happy and relaxed they are, together? We just need to make sure 'Molly' isn't really into molly, and does hold down a real job, and is not just there for his 15 minutes of fame, since he said he was a Theatre Major, soooo.... yikes! How many Red Flags was that?? lol!
Be careful with your heart, Tenley! : )
Okay, 'til next time!! Go haz you'self Lots of Love!! Ailsa : )
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