Man, that's a hard one, isn't it? When do you stop trusting your alliances? Makes you think about your own life, too, about those people you had in your life you thought you could trust 'til the end, and WHAMMO, one day they betray you on a level you never thought you'd see.... so tonight I feel sorry for Benry. I liked the guy. He seemed genuine. And I hate Sash.... he's soooo jam-packed full of himself ... "I'm in control of the game", "I'm King of the Castle" (okay, I might be taking liberties with some of the 'quotes'... lol!)
Oh, hey! Remember King of the Castle? If you grew up in the snow, where there was enough snow for the snow plows to come through and leave giant mounds of snow, easily 8 to 10 feet high of tightly packed snow, and all the kids would climb to the top and shout, "I'm King of the Castle!!", 'til some other kid knocked them down.... well, I guess poor Benry got knocked down, tonight. When will Survivors learn to never, ever, say at Tribal Council, "Yeah, I feel completely safe, tonight". No!! Don't say it! It's a trap!! It's like going down into the basement, alone, on a dark rainy night, when you hear a strange sound, and there happens to be a movie crew filming the whole event 'for future use'... haha! Gaaah! That's just stupi! (stew-peeee!!) You know what? You know how James Cameron is Canadian?? Well, he probably had memories of being at the top of the Snow Hill, screaming, "I'm King of the Castle!", when he was having Leonardo DeCaprio shout, "I'm King of the World!!" on the Titanic! Would be an hilarious throw-back to his childhood! I never thought of that... leave it to Survivor to trudge up some old memories, eh?? (That's my Canadian accent shining through!) (If you're up for a good laugh, follow the link to the snow plows page... is hiiilarious... it's on my other site, http://www.buildyourownhouse.ca/ ... something I posted, last winter, just read it, myself, and laughed meself silly! snow plows )
So I don't get it... why haven't they voted Jane out, yet? Or ludicrously wealthy Danny? Although, truth be told, I really like Danny, but he doesn't need any more money, and I always like to see the money go to someone who really needs it, like, Fabio, my fave!! haha! He's sooo cute, and seems so sincere. It's smart to be friendly, and not annoying. Those are excellent traits in a human being... I wish more people had those two lovely traits... wouldn't the world be a nicer place with a lot more Fabios? (But who will run the world? Hmmm... we'll need a King...)
Okay, back to Sash. That jerk. Man, what a traitor. But he might be not too bad to go to the Final Two with, since he'll have pised off enough people by the end of the game that he might be seen by the jury as conniving and not to be trusted. Really, conning Marty out of his Immunity Idol, then not giving it back to Marty, as previously promised... ugh. He betrayed Brenda (who looked great, tonight, by the way), he referred to himself as a 'swing-vote' after declaring himself a firm vote... who can trust a guy like that? No one. He's just too full of himself -- I hate that.... very annoying!
So what are the Life Lessons you took from tonight's episode of Survivor?? Not to drink so much beer during one show??? hahahaha!(Otay, dat my own little joke!! haha! You know that makes me laugh, all alone at my computer!!) Whatever. I learn my Life Lessons the hard way, over and over, generally with the same person... why, it's like I never learn. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go see if there's any beer left.. nooo, I kidding. I would never run out of beer. (yuff, yuff!) It's not like I'm not a planner.. for the important things! hahaha! (Are there 2 'n's in planner? Who knows? We'll never know, now, since I am faaar too lazy to use spell check. Gaaah. It's a button I don't have time to press... haha!)
Well, I have a lot more to say, but I tryin' to stay out of trouble for the next week and a half (surely I can stay out of twouble for that long... ), but I'll tell you as soon as I think I'm in da clear, and can speak freely (the day my websites finally make enough money that they will support me and my occasional crazy rantings!! hahaha! I think I made about 3 cents, today, so no worries, just yet! lol! But I do cross my fingers a lot, so we'll just see whose God is watching (mine, I hope!! lol!)... dinny worry, God has a great sense of humour!!
Which reminds me of a book I happened to come across, last week, when I was desperately looking for some jewelry that has gone missing since I had my house on the market... ugh. Annoying. A Jade Necklace, an Amethyst Necklace, and a beautiful pair of Aquamarine Earrings.. clearly, I love a little bling! But I have searched the house trying to find the box they were in... I hope to God they weren't stolen... that would be awful... I've been praying to St. Anthony to help me find them (usually works every time -- you gotta try it, see if it works for you... my theory is that you say the prayer, then let your mind lead you to the lost item... so far, I gotta nuthin', but I did find my copy of this very nice little book, God Winks, so of course I see that as a God Wink, in and of itself! Really, I'll cling to any hope I can find in my day!! haha! I keep thinking that there must be a bigger reason I couldn't sell my house, wasn't able to leave California and return to Canada, this past summer.. I had wanted to go home sooo badly, get away from someone who had hurt me very badly, put lots of space between me and him. That's how I solve relationship problems... I just move a few thousand miles away! So far, not that great! Ah, well. Maybe this is my opportunity to solve a problem without moving a million miles away! We'll see... see why I cling to Hope?? haha!
Okay, well, now I wish I had had a few more of those beer, tonight!! haha! I know what you're thinking -- it's not too late! That's what I love about you -- you are full of fantastic (and practical) ideas!! Maybe I'll just have a wee drop of Baileys, watch something light and cheery, like In Treatment (hahaha! But it is one of my favourite shows, even if it is a bit dark, sometimes... I loove the therapist, Paul... maybe I should move to Ireland, or go to a Scottish or Irish Pub...! haha!), find a nice man with a great accent! Dang!! There's that thing with moving thousands of miles, again... man, I just can't get away from that idea -- that's what it is to be an immigrant... the idea of 'change your country, change your life' is endlessly appealing to me.. maybe I need a country on the beach... right on da beach, like on Survivor, but with a much nicer hut... I'll build it myself! haha! All right, I'll see you soon, baby! I hope you have lots and lots of great things to hope for, too! Hugs, but nothing weird... ! lol! Ailsa xox!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
#Bridalplasty... Forget the New Nose... Who's First for a New Brain?? #lol!
Oh, Bridal Plasty, my favorite new show... forget the New Nose, who's first for a New Brain?? lol! But to showcase these brilliant, beautiful young women, and in such a lovely light.... they all seem so perfect, except that they need a ton o' Plastic Surgery to make them palatable enough to get married, and for Kristen to be pliable enough for her new husband-to-be, Brandon (Loser Brandon? I didn't catch his first name, but I think that's probably right ... lol!) to have sex with her whenever he wants... ugh! But wait a minute, isn't it 2010?? Maybe he forgot it's a two person deal... they need to decide together it's a great thing to do when they both want to do it, right? Yuuuuck! She's in for a crappy marriage, fer sures, AND he wants her to clean up the house and not partake in any bodily functions.. now who's stuck in the Dark Ages?? Ick. Some of these girls need to transplant their fiance, not their own body parts... have a waaay better life ... just a quick removal of about 185 ugly, chauvinistic, pounds outta do it! One quick cut, done! Pees coot, you're oot!!
But these girls are in it to win it.. get that fancy big wedding, and fix themselves up... so which girls do you think really need some improvements? Most of them really are pretty, and really skinny -- did you check them out in their bikinis?? WTF?? What do they want done?? You'll go under the knife for a free ring and a wedding dress? They all look fine to me... nothing a little make up and some more hair extensions (perhaps a few trips to the gym and a slight change to the bag-o-dorritos for lunch diet?? haha!)... did you notice when Debbie Downer (the ever-cheery Allyson) (see, tonight I know all of their names, because now they're all kind of annoying, in their own right -- but a great kind of annoying -- my favorite kind!! lol!) ... anyway, when Allyson just got out the shower, complaining about something or other (always something to go wrong!! yippee!), and hardly has any hair?? Yick. When do the hair extensions go in? When your hair is dry? And are they that easy to use? Really, Allyson needs some personal therapy, a good diet and enough education to get a decent job... start there, see how your life changes, Allyson... and the boyfriend could try the same things! What? Two employed people in a functional relationship? Hmmm....now there's a novel idea!
So, of course, my favorite girl of da night is Alexandra. Omg. She is brilliant. Not only that, but in her own words, "I feel that I am a really well writer, a well speaker"... yep. I rewound it to hear it, again, it was sooo funny! But here's what I don't understand. These are people who have only ONE language -- English. They were born and raised in a country where English is the predominant language... she was educated in English, most likely graduated, and canny speak'a da language. Is that because some people never read books?? How is it possible, to be that stupid?? I'm thinking, skip the surgery to get the skin removed from your massive weight loss on another TV show, and go straight for the Brain Transplant... might be worth a shot! lol! Poor kid. Maybe some elocution lessons, a few grammar lessons, and perhaps some tatoo removal might be in order to 'class' these girls up a little... My Fair Lady-style! I loooved that movie, so clearly I'm very intrigued by how a person can change for the better! (or worse... depending on the audience, no doubt!)
That was soo sad, when Cheyenne came back from having her nose done, and all the girls were sooo jealous of her being in the Recovery Room... "oooh, I wanna be in the Recovery Room!!" Ruh-roh! I just don't get it, though -- these girls look so normal and pretty to me... what on earth do they want done?? And is it just me, or do some of these girls look like the come from Money? Right? Doesn't Jessica have a job, or if her fiance (the jerk, I'll call him, because I canny remember his name... but, again, I feel there is a fair bit of accuracy in my choice of names for him..) is in the NHL, since he wants her to vow that he is the bestest hockey player in the whole wide world... hmmm. Maybe the NHL missed him? They're crazy like that, always ignoring the best players, out in their back yard ice rinks, playing all by themselves, because all their old friends hate listening to the 'I couldda been' stories... why, it's like I know people like this! hahaha! I grew up on hockey, so I looove it, and love a great hockey player, and he didn't strike me as one of them...
And then, Janessa, oh what a lovely personality, so that doesn't need to be fixed, fer sures... I loved her line, 'if you fail to plan, you plan to fail'. Really? Did she plan that stooopid hairstyle? Maybe stop wearing your hair like a three-year old, see how that goes... she looked completely different with her hair up, but then, the second she opens her mouth, and whatever spills out is sooo stoopid, who cares what kind of plastic surgery she gets... but I love that she fancies herself a General, in charge of all the girls... "they're following me like little puppies".... don't throw little puppies under the bus, like that! We looove little puppies! They're soo cute! I even put some on my page for you to look at (okay, I put them on my page so I could look at them, but, still, maybe you like puppies, too! lol!)... but I hope to God that Janessa does not come anywhere close to winning... although, I do love it when the crazies stay on the longest... makes the show more fun to watch! Okay, enjoy looking at your own perfect self in the mirror! No changes necessary! Know Thyself, Love Thyself... is that how the saying goes?? Does it say anything about eating more chocolate?? I hope so! I don't wanna change! lol! To Your Great Beauty on the Inside and the Outside... Ailsa xox!
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Survivor Nicaragua -- Jeff Hates Quitters! #Survivor
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010... Jeff Probst Hates Quitters, and so do I! Stupid quitters!! OMG, that NaOnka was a such a horrible person, tonight... and proud of her accomplishments... what's that all about? Learn from your experiences? Understand the value of human kindness? Get when you have to tough it out? Nope. Not-a-one good characteristic for this truly awful girl -- and again, she is NOT a teacher. Absolutely not. Remember I looked her up on the California Commission for Teacher Credentials?? haha! I couldn't help myself, she irritated me sooo much. There was no way I could sit there, and not go in and see if she really was a teacher, since she would do some God-awful thing, like steal people's food, castaways food, lie about it, feel proud of herself, yet again.... ugh. No, those are not the qualities of a good teacher.... what on earth would she teach our kids?? (You know I'm sensitive about this, because I am a teacher in California... you can look me up on the California Commission for Teacher Credentials... just look up Ailsa Forshaw, and it'll give you the info. I'm qualified in Canada and California, fer real, not for pretend... it just used to rile me soo much, every time NaOnka would do something, or say something, horrible, then put on the screen, PE Teacher... aaaarrrgh, made me blood boil! (Now I'm a pirate! lol!)
Anyway, so NaOanka quit the game of Survivor. And no doubt she will go home and tell everyone who will listen, that she could have won. No you couldn't, because you QUIT. That makes you a loser, one way or another, NaOnka. (Don't worry -- I get the sneaking feeling she's not much of a reader, so she probably won't ever read this... and certainly wouldn't believe a negative word about her...). Frankly, I'm relieved she's off the game, and not a contender for the Million Dollars. I always want that money to go to a deserving player, like Fabio, Benry, Sash (I like him, now... he's shown some new spirit, and I like that a lot... plus, he's really playing the game, and I loooved it when he didn't hand the immunity idol blindly over to Brenda in the last episode where someone was voted out... yippee! So he does have a backbone of his very own! lol!)
Oh, that reminds me of a little joke I used to love when I was married... I used to want to give a gift of a little black satchel with a pair of balls in it, or a little black box, like a jewelry box for necklaces, with a tiny spine in it, for those men who need to stand up to someone (their family, maybe?? haha! Reemmber, this is an old joke for me, now! lol!), who need to get a new set of balls (like ping pong balls, of course... what were you thinking?? Come on, get oot da gutter!! haha!), or maybe a new spine, to stand up for their family or wife, support them the way they need to... goes for anyone who doesn't stand up for what is Right. You know I like that in a person :)
Which brings me to Holly. Wow, I loove Holly, now. I didn't like when she wanted to quit (Thank God for Jimmy Johnson and his pep talk... I wish they'd kept Jimmy Johnson a whole lot longer... I really, really liked him, and not jus' because of his commercials, either... yuff, yuff!). When Holly had worked sooo hard to win that reward, and Jeff Probst offered to give the whole camp a new tarp and a big thing of rice, which they all badly needed to survive the rains and the rest of the game, and Holly stepped up and gave up her spot to have her reward.... well, now I'm a big Holly Supporter. Good for you, Holly! and I really like Jane, now, too... man, she works hard. What happened to the fishing? Why are they only eating a tiny bit of rice? Remember when they had all sorts of crabs to eat? And lots and lots of fish?
So why is Danny still in the game?? The guy is loaded.... he wore alligator shoes onto SURVIVOR... hahahahaha! That's sooo crazy, it's hilarious! But I don't get it.... he could be sooo nice and charming, which he seems to be, he could totally walk away with the game... what are they thinking?? And that stooopid Purple Kelly.... what a quitter.... reminds me of my favourite joke from one of my drinking buddies... he's never gonna stop drinking, because he's no quitter.... sooo funny! I laugh every time! But, then, I guess if I'm already out drinking, I'll laugh at a whole lot of things! lol! (Okay, you got me... I'm a quick laugh, at any time! lol!) Laughter is fun, and the world needs more of it, fer sures... and, for the record, it's great for students... I teach Students with Special Needs, and I love them dearly, and each and every day, I love to make them laugh, I just looove their smiles, and I'll do practically anything to see those smiles... and joking is very, very good for your brain -- people who laugh, and can joke about adversity, are ten times more fun to be with (!), do better in their home lives, and much better in their work lives... laughter is good for your brain! It takes some smarts to follow a joke, and make up a snappy comeback... it's a great brain exercise, and will always end in laughter, so how can you go wrong?? haha!
Okay, so where am I now?? Let's see, I've already dissed NaOnka and stupi Purple Kelly... did I say how handsome Jeff Probst is?? hahaha! Yes, he's very good looking! Yum. And I love it when he gets mad, and doesn't hide his feelings... I love a guy who can show his emotions (in a normal way! lol!)... and I like Benry... he has a good sense of Right and Wrong, so I like that characteristic -- very good for Human Beings! And I looved when Jeff Probst said you have to have that drive, that need for success, that determination to make it, no matter how horrible some of your days can be (and some days, for me, personally, have been horrendous, what with having to deal with some truly horrible people, myself...), but you have to persevere, know what is right, see it through to the end, see how far you can get... and I let God take over quite a bit, too! lol! Helps, me, for sure! Some days, I'm just covered in Jesus Bracelets, and my God's Eye bracelet my Mum and Dad got me from Egypt... some days I feel like I really need to ward off evil... and I don't use that word lightly, or often, but whatever it is that gives you strength, go on and use it, right? Garner that strength, make a great life for you and your sweet little family! You deserve it! You deserve to be happy, and to live a good life, free of stife. You'd think everyone would strive for that, right? Why not? Maybe we can do a little proselitizing for the Good! haha! (Wonder how you spell prosltitizing??? I was never a fan of over-running someone's long-time beliefs so they'll 'finally see the light', and come on over to yours... unless they want to, on their own... and, yes, I do have a dictionary right beside me, which I will have a wee look at in a minute... right after I post this!! (Okay, I looked it up, and here's the correct spelling ... proselytize, so I would have been thrown out of the Spelling Bee on that one, and I loove Spelling Bees, but I'll keep in in mind for the next time I play Scrabble! lol!)
Otay, gotta go! I hope you got some great deals in the Black Friday sales -- we totally scored on all sorts of things, especially in getting the Free Gift Cards from Target and Kohls... my favourite stores! I'm fancy, huh?? haha! Go have lots of Laughs (and maybe a few drinks?? haha! You choose on that one, but I think I've earned meself a wee drop o' Baileys before I go to bed, tonight, after all that drama on Survivor! Much Love and Happiness, Ailsa xox
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Yeah, totally be a quitter! Lol! No more smoke - you'll love it! : )
You know what? There are soo many forest fires that are started by people tossing their cigarette butts out their car windows, and it, literally, costs millions - for just one forest fire. I would love to see people switch over to ecigs, or, even better, for driving, the Nicotine Toothpicks. Let's just accept the fact that millions of people enjoy Nicotine, so we can just move on and use a safer 'delivery method', if you will, and save lives (no more smoke) - in your lungs, or in the fires... did you like that little transition? lol! But, you know, is a good point, right? Yep! Hello, Progress, my old friend! : )
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