Wednesday, December 22, 2010

#Turkey - How To Cook A Turkey - Make the Easiest Turkey, Ever! #ToastedTurkeySandwiches #Yum! #Wine! #CherryCheesecake #BrusselsSprouts

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Turkey with Balsamic Olive Oil


(Or, just go with Any Oil, Olive Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil -EVOO, or whatever oil you have in the house, and Your Favorite Spices - you can't go wrong with a Turkey - lol!) 

This turkey couldn't be any easier to make, and is craazy-delicious... your family and friends will loove it!

Start with a thawed turkey (good idea! lol!). (Buy your Turkey a few days in advance, and you can always thaw out your Turkey in a sink full of cold water, the night before you cook it : )

Clean thoroughly and remove the stuff from inside it... it's in the 'back', if you can't find the little bag!  Rinse the turkey, again, in cold water. I usually cut up an apple and an onion, put those in the turkey cavity... we make our stuffing separately, for extra safety : ) Put the turkey in a very large baking pan, so the whole turkey fits...

Oh, and this is usually the part where I used to be too squeamish to cook a turkey - I couldn't handle 'cleaning it out', so-to-speak... but, now, they have the 'extra stuff' in a little bag - sometimes, 2 bags, so make sure you remove whatever's inside your turkey - and then give the inside and the outside of your turkey a good rinse... and you can cook the inside bits, if you like, or just toss them out - I toss them out, but you get to do whatever you want to do, right? lol! Hello, Freedom of Choice! haha!

Pour the Balsamic Olive Oil all over the turkey. (You know what? If you don't have Balsamic Olive Oil, any oil will do a nice job, really... : )

Lightly Salt. I like Seasoning Salt, and a little Montreal Steak Spice, too!

Pour some cold water into the pan -- about 1 inch of water should do it... the turkey will produce it's own juices...check it periodically, though,add a couple more cups of water, or as needed. (I've never had to add more water - and you don't have to keep basting your turkey - it seems to me that a whole lot of cooking myths are old wives tales, and you know me no can be bothered with misinformation, or anything that is old fashioned, and no longer necessary or true... you can just put in the water at the beginning, cover your turkey in a nice tin foil tent, unless you happen to have a gigantic roasting pan with a lid, that completely covers the turkey... but you just want to make a nice tent out of aluminum foil, tin foil, starting on one side, make sure it goes right over the top of the turkey, hopefully not touching the top of the turkey, and make sure to seal it all around the edges...)

Cover with tin foil (aluminum foil), and pop in the oven at 350 Degrees for 5 - 8 hours, depending on the size of the turkey.  Most turkeys come with a very convenient little pop up button, so you now it's done, for sure, when the button pops up : ) (Or your guests pop up? haha! Noo, give them a wee drink, they can wait - worth it! lol!)

Take the tin foil (aluminum foil) off the turkey for the last half hour to hour... really, I hardly ever time anything... I just have a wee look at it every now and then, take it out when the turkey is ready!  I'm a very casual baker!! lol! 

Oh, and speaking of that, being relaxed and easy... there's no need to constantly baste the turkey.. I put it in the oven, go read a great book, watch a great show, go have a schnooze... whatever you like to do, then go look at it again when it's almost done... it's a turkey, it can't go wrong :)

Enjoy your dinner!! Happy Eating!! Ailsa xox

Oh, and don't forget to make your deeelish Mushroom Soup Sauce - just 2 or 3 cans of Mushroom Soup, add a little bit of milk (just a little - about 1/2 a can), cover and pop in the microwave for about 6 minutes - yum! 

We looove the Mushroom Sauce on our Turkey, Potatoes and Veggies - and then have some on your leftover Turkey Sandwiches, too - and add in some leftover stuffing, too, you will loooove it!! So good!!

That's me, tonight... (I'm the blonde one in the picture! lol!) We just had this for dinner... soo crazy-delicious! It makes the house smell amazing.


Sarsly (think Jimmy Fallon - haha!), am I ALWAYS in da kitchen, carrying trays o' delicious food? No, sometimes I'm in da living room, eating it! Or Reading - or watchin' mah' fave TV and Netflix shows - lol! 
 

Hello, again!  lol!  Well, it's Thanksgiving, in Canada, so it's another delicious Turkey and Cherry Cheesecake Day - yahoo!!! Always a great day - a day all full of YUM!!  



So here's how I did the Turkey, today... just grab up some veggies, and chop them roughly - not in teensy tiny bits, just big chunks, because you're not gonna eat anything that's been inside the turkey - nope, those days are gone! lol!  Now your Turkey Dressing has to be made separately, no matter what yer mom says - hahaha! : ) 




This is a nice little stuffing mix to pop into the turkey - will smell deeelicious, and taste great. Quick and easy, no problemo : )





Will take you a couple of minutes - big chunky pieces, you don't even have to core the apple... and pop them into the turkey cavity. (Oh, empty that, first - hahaha! Ick, I know!)  I put some extra onion and potatoes that wouldn't fit around the outside. and squished in a few potatoes around the edge. Pour on about 3 to 4 cups of water (I used 3 cups, this time), and tent 'er up, after your oil and spices are on : )

Well, I canny get my cursor below the turkey picture - how weird is that? lol!  So just pour Olive Oil all over your turkey, rub it in, sprinkle with Seasoning Salt, Parsley, Montreal Steak Spice, or whatever your favourite go-to spices are...








Yay, your turkey is all ready to go camping...in da oven! (Sorry, turkey!) Pop in the oven on the bottom shelf, all the rest of the shelves can be removed, depending on the size of your oven, and your turkey.... bake at 350 Degrees F. for about 8 hours, removing the tin foil tent for the last hour. There's no need to go and check it every hour - just unnecessary. Go read, watch some football, or maybe some stuff you've got saved up on yer DVR! lol! Or Netflix! : ) 

If you want to, you can baste the turkey in it's last hour, but if you want a nice, crispy skin, maybe skip that, too - it's your turkey, do whatever you love the mostestest

Oh, and have a Cheery Cheesecake, too! I link it fo' you! I made mine with my gooorgeous daughter, Cara, yesterday, so I just have to put the cherry topping on, today - easy schmeasy : )




Oh, and just in case you're super-jealous that the turkey gets to go camping, and you don't, here's a gorgeous place where you might like to go camping, one day - this is in Tofino, BC, Canada, a nice drive from Victoria, where we live, now (Victoria is crazy-gorgeous, too!), on Vancouver Island, just off the coast of Vancouver... come and see us! lol! You'll love it! (P.S. there are no turkeys in those tents - bah'hahahaha! Might be a couple o' jerks, but who's to say, right? Jerks like camping, too... noo, me a'jokin'... I love camping, is lots of fun - or you could just stay in a hotel, go look at this sort of lovely view during the day, be all comfy at night - and a hot shower - hahaha! 

Okay, go enjoy your Turkey!! Ailsa : )  (In case you want to pop in and see my main site, www.buildyourownhouse.ca)

Aaand, my favourite part of having turkey for dinner, is having turkey in a Toasted Turkey Sandwich (sammich!), the next day - and if you've never tried putting some leftover stuffing in with your turkey sandwich, you are in for a treat, my friend! lol! Yum!! 






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Okay, 'til next time!! Go haz you'self Lots of Delicious Treats! Ailsa : )



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I think this is such an amazing new service for your groceries - and anything you ever need from the grocery store - if you've ever had a time when you had a tiny baby, or you're super-busy (same thing - hahaha! All the New Moms will be laughing, now - lol!)..but if you're busy at work, or busy at home, or traffic, or you're busy binge-watching your favorite shows - hahahahaha! This might be the new wave of the future, right? Ordering your groceries online?

And I would imagine you would save a lot of money, since you would just buy what you actually need... might really work for dieting, too, since, well, if we're in the store, and be 'we', I mean 'me'...anyway, let's say I've got my grocery list, then I'm at the store, and I think, you know what, I'll just nick down the Candy Aisle, see if Chocolate is on sale (see how much I like Sale Chocolate - hahaha! Is it tastier, or just less expensive?? We'll never know! It's all gone, now - hahaha!)

Not that you couldn't just 'browse' for that, anyway... right? Me thinkin', now, o' course, where is the Sale Chocolate, online?? hahaha! But let's say you're you, and not me, and you have a LOT more self control than maybe ME do... so you order all the things you really wanted, and not just a whole cart full o' Wunderbars, on sale... hahahaha! Wouldn't THAT be fun - just a cartful of Sale Chocolate?? haha! Okay, clearly, me needs a treat! lol! : ) #SaleChocolate! Ha!

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  So here's one laaast little bit... so now we're in Canada, right, but we still love to celebrate the American Thanksgiving, too (as well as the Canadian Thanksgiving - lol! We've got the best of both worlds!)

But here's the thing - it's VERY hard to find a Turkey out of season, in Canada, for some reason - you might find one or two (for real, one or two, sad little lonely turkeys, all alone in the freezer section of your grocery store - lol!), and they will be an insane price, unlike the usual price for a turkey around the regular holidays in Canada... anyway, if you're in BC, you can still find turkey 'bits', I call them, at The Fairway... 

Anyway, if you have not been able to find a turkey, and find yourself with Turkey Legs, Turkey wings, Turkey Thighs (yum!), just go ahead and arrange them in your giant Turkey Roasting Pan, and go ahead with your regular meal... it'll be delightful, no doubt! I just popped this dinner in the oven - looks so pretty, already! Our favorite new thing is to throw the potatoes right in there with the meat, let them cook all day, will be beyond delicious, you'll love them! So Deeelish! 

Enjoy! Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Turkey Day, whatever day you're having a delicious turkey! : )
 There we go - that's the turkey when I put it out on the table, tonight - yum! Hope you're having a wonderful meal! : )

Brussels Sprouts! Yum!

OMG, this is one of my favorite parts of the meal - instead of boiling your Brussels Sprouts, wash and cut them in half, use some of the turkey juice, and some butter, saute your veggies - you could do Green Beans the same way, too, or Asparagus... but usually we have Brussels Sprouts - ah'yum!!

 You want to flip each of them over, so they have that lovely crispy bit on every piece - so delicious! Yum! : )


 And here's a VERY nice Brussels Sprouts Recipe - super-easy, so delicious - you and your family and friends are a'gonna loove it! Yum!

How To Thaw A Frozen Turkey

Ah, this is what I need to do, tonight, to thaw out my turkey.... is okay to do, our Moms have been doing this, forever - put your frozen or thawing turkey right in the sink full of cold water. By the time you get up in the morning, probably early, to get the turkey on in time, since, really, you want to cook your turkey for about 6 to 8 hours... those turkeys are huuge!

But your turkey should be thawed at least enough for you to get the little package of stuff out - yick! The only downside of making a turkey, and one I couldn't get past until I was well into my forties - lol! Yikes! ; )


And then, the greatest of all days, Turkey Sammich Day!!! (Days and days and days! lol!)


See the leftover Mushroom Soup Sauce in the corner? Yep, use that like mayonnaise, or any other spread, but you'll looove the Mushroom Soup Sauce on your Toasted Turkey Sandwich - ah'yum!

And then add your leftover Stuffing.... lots of salt, pepper if you love that, too - it's all to taste, baby! 






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Monday, December 20, 2010

#Bridalplasty... Will the Cutting Fun Never End?? lol! #Weddings #Marriage


Oh, Bridal Plasty, my favorite new show... your girls are so crazy,and that's my favorite kind of girl!  I love Kristen... is that her name?  The fatty one with the new boobs the size of balloons, that just make her look fatter... really, giant fake breasts only look good on super-skinny girls, otherwise, you just look fattier than ever... and I don't hear a whole lot about the girls slimming down, naturally.  "What can you surgically remove??  MmmmHmmm.... and what can you surgically enhance???  Okay, I'm jus' gonna finish these chocolate cakes, the liverwurst, some good wine and some wine WITH DIRT IN IT (hilaaarious!!) , and I'll be right there.... dinny start without me!!"  What's not to love about these girls?? hahaha!

So when these poor girls come back from surgery (which I have to cover my whole face from, and only slightly peer at the very top of the TV screen until that gross part is done... yick!!), don't they look super-sore?  It looks phenomenally painful.  I ask, again, where are all the painkillers?  Why does everyone want to have the same nose?  And giant boobs??  For a man you are already engaged to... makes no sense to me, and I want to know, how do you breastfeed after you've had breast enhancement surgery??  For real, I really want to know that... I am a major advocate for breastfeeding (nursing, for the more prudish out there... lol!)(but then you're probably not watching Bridal Plasty, since the girls, Janessa and Kristen, are in the bathroom, showing each other their breasts... before and after.... which reminded me of a girl I used to know, who got herself some new breasts, and just could not keep them in her shirt... every chance she got, she'd whip 'em out.. was hilarious!  Ah, my twenties... those were some crazy days!! hahahaha!)(You know what's really funny, I cannot remember that girl's name, not for the life of me, but I remember every party I was at where she showed her newly purchased chest! hahaha!)



Aaaaw, soo cute!  Now there's what breasts are for!  Fun for the Dad, too...


Wouldn't this be an easier way to go, with a seriously strong push-up bra?? hahaha!  Okay, I just put that first on on there for a laugh, but wouldn't that be hilarious to wear??  You'd be huuuge!  Hugely popular!! lol! Go wear it to the bar, see what happens...

Okay, I'm just being silly, now -- in my defense, it's really late... 2:45am, but I'm on vacation, so who cares how late I stay up, right?? One of the few upsides of being single... or one of the downsides, depending on how you look at that... maybe I should get one o' dose push-up bras... noooo, I don't need it!


Here it is!!  It's little, but I'm not! lol!  Soo silly, tonight!! ;)

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Dang it, this isn't the photo I was searching for... but that is me... in Vegas... I was trying to find a 'busty' picture, for a laugh... I'll have to look for it, tomorrow.  I know it comes up on my Google account when I post a message on my daughter, Cara's blog, http://bitchycraft.blogspot.com/ ...
well, there must be a way I can get that on me own blog, right?? 
Okay, now my margins look like they've been 'surgically altered', and I'm too tired to figure that out, too!  G'night!! Ailsa xox

I hope you're having THE best week, ever! Ailsa : )

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Survivor Nicaragua Season Finale: Fabio Won the Million Dollars! Yipppeee!

Yippeee!! Fabio won on Survivor, tonight! We wanted Fabio (Judd) to win sooo badly (we cheered whenever he won immunity , then we really cheered when Fabio won the million dollars, and we did not want to see Sash win, he was such a snake-in-the-grass on Survivor Nicaragua... ... but man, were you surprised by how good Sash looked at the Los Angeles CBS Studio?? Shocking! We thought it was really funny, how some contestants looked better on Survivor, out in the middle of nowhere, than they did all cleaned up on a sound set... I liked Fabio waaay better in Nicaragua, with the nice long hair, rather than the pseudo-Justin Beiber haircut, tonight... lol! (Which reminds me of the Justin Beiber doll that Andy Cohen has behind him of his Aftershow with the Housewives of Beverly Hills, one of my other favorite shows... Andy has his Justin Beiber doll dressed in a pink designer wrap dress... very funny!)


We were really happy to see Chase win the Runner up money ($100,000, right?), and Jane to win the Viewer's choice money, another $100,000.  I like the way Survivor gives each contestant some money... that's only right, after all that entertaining TV! lol!  But what I really wanted to know, tonight, was how old was Jane, really??  I had said to Cara, my lovely daughter (we got into Survivor when Cara was in Grade 6 -- she's 22, now! lol!), "Wow, Jane did really well for a 73 year old".  And Cara laughs really hard and says she thinks she must be closer to MY age, since her daughter is about the same age as herself ... (oh, and that's how we always remembered how to spell 'NiCARAgua', since Cara's name was right in the middle of it! haha!).

So I said to Cara, how old did she think Jane was.. she says in her 50's.  I relented and said maybe she's in her 60's.... she looked soo weather worn.  So, of course, I Googled it, and turns out, Cara was right ... Jane is 56.  Wow.  That's only 9 years older than me.  Shocking.  Is that from smoking and too much sun damage?  What makes one person look really old, and another not-so-old, me wonders?  Delusion?? hahaha! (Otay, that little joke's just for me!! hahaha! You know I'm laughing, now... I loove delusion... can you imagine how horrible my life would look if I didn't have my rose coloured glasses on all the time?? lol!)  So, sorry, Jane, if you ever happen to read this... she looked good on the show, tonight, though... but still no love from Marty... I wonder how close in age those two were... maybe she was hitting on him, and he rejected her, right at the beginning....

Did you see that idiot, Shannon, when Jeff Probst, who is sooooo handsome (!) tried to give him an opportunity to not be such a full-on jerk, but Shannon just confirmed what everyone already thought -- ugh. 

And I looved Jimmy Johnson... he's soo cute!  I wish he had stayed on Survivor way longer, he was soo nice to everyone, and so smart.  You know what's really funny?  The Season Finale of Survivor is like the Superbowl for us! haha!  Except I can follow along waaay easier!  (Less beer, probably.... and greater interest!)  But I loved that Jimmy Johnson loved football AND Survivor... see how confident he is in his manhood?? 

You know who I couldn't stand, tonight?  No, not just NaOnka.  I still do not believe she is a real teacher, even if she did make mention of her 'principals' at the many schools where she teaches, because remember I looked her up under the California Commission of Teacher Credentials, and she wasn't there... not possible in California.  Unless maybe she's working for a little private school... and when she said ONE of the parents said they didn't want their kid in her class... right.  Except that there are a surprising number of truly horrible people who end up in the Teaching field, unfortunately, and she's maybe more common than we might like to think... see the problem with the educational system, now?  I hope it's not like this in the rest of America... maybe it's more likely to exist in L.A. I know I've run into more than my fair share of jerks, here.. many of them in schools.

No, the one I hated the most, tonight, was that little full-of-herself Alina.  Ugh.  She wouldn't let Fabio speak in Tribal Council, because she wanted a 'real man' to talk... yuck.  She looked like she was twelve... yick.  There was something really grating about her personality... and then she was all clingy with Fabio after he won the million dollars... gaaaah.  I hate that. 

I really, really liked Dan.  He seemed like such a great guy, and he cared about Fabio so much... very sweet.  No wonder his sons love him like crazy... and very sweet for Holly to bring Dan a nice pair of cowboy boots.. hilarious! And Holly looked great! It's craaazy how different someone can look with a little make up and clean hair!! haha! 



 Okay, I gotta go write about Bridal Plasty... what a great Sunday night for TV, since it's been raining like crazy here in Los Angeles for 4 straight days.. and it's supposed to keep raining for another three days... unheard of for us!  I heard on the news, tonight, it's the sstorm of the decade... funny I didn't hear that term, last week...  It's been great, though, we haven't even left the house... just reading, working on the computer, watching TV and movies... is great!! Very relaxing, so I say, 'Let it rain!' We'll swim, next week! lol!

Hope you're having a nice, dry, day!  Or you're in from the rain and snow! See you soon! Ailsa xox