Oh, Bridal Plasty, my favorite new show... your girls are so crazy,and that's my favorite kind of girl! I love Kristen... is that her name? The fatty one with the new boobs the size of balloons, that just make her look fatter... really, giant fake breasts only look good on super-skinny girls, otherwise, you just look fattier than ever... and I don't hear a whole lot about the girls slimming down, naturally. "What can you surgically remove?? MmmmHmmm.... and what can you surgically enhance??? Okay, I'm jus' gonna finish these chocolate cakes, the liverwurst, some good wine and some wine WITH DIRT IN IT (hilaaarious!!) , and I'll be right there.... dinny start without me!!" What's not to love about these girls?? hahaha!
So when these poor girls come back from surgery (which I have to cover my whole face from, and only slightly peer at the very top of the TV screen until that gross part is done... yick!!), don't they look super-sore? It looks phenomenally painful. I ask, again, where are all the painkillers? Why does everyone want to have the same nose? And giant boobs?? For a man you are already engaged to... makes no sense to me, and I want to know, how do you breastfeed after you've had breast enhancement surgery?? For real, I really want to know that... I am a major advocate for breastfeeding (nursing, for the more prudish out there... lol!)(but then you're probably not watching Bridal Plasty, since the girls, Janessa and Kristen, are in the bathroom, showing each other their breasts... before and after.... which reminded me of a girl I used to know, who got herself some new breasts, and just could not keep them in her shirt... every chance she got, she'd whip 'em out.. was hilarious! Ah, my twenties... those were some crazy days!! hahahaha!)(You know what's really funny, I cannot remember that girl's name, not for the life of me, but I remember every party I was at where she showed her newly purchased chest! hahaha!)
Aaaaw, soo cute! Now there's what breasts are for! Fun for the Dad, too...
Wouldn't this be an easier way to go, with a seriously strong push-up bra?? hahaha! Okay, I just put that first on on there for a laugh, but wouldn't that be hilarious to wear?? You'd be huuuge! Hugely popular!! lol! Go wear it to the bar, see what happens...
Okay, I'm just being silly, now -- in my defense, it's really late... 2:45am, but I'm on vacation, so who cares how late I stay up, right?? One of the few upsides of being single... or one of the downsides, depending on how you look at that... maybe I should get one o' dose push-up bras... noooo, I don't need it!
Here it is!! It's little, but I'm not! lol! Soo silly, tonight!! ;) |
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Dang it, this isn't the photo I was searching for... but that is me... in Vegas... I was trying to find a 'busty' picture, for a laugh... I'll have to look for it, tomorrow. I know it comes up on my Google account when I post a message on my daughter, Cara's blog, http://bitchycraft.blogspot.com/ ...
well, there must be a way I can get that on me own blog, right??
Okay, now my margins look like they've been 'surgically altered', and I'm too tired to figure that out, too! G'night!! Ailsa xox
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