Oh, Janessa, you crazy girl! She is completely in charge of all da girls in the Bridal Plasty house, tonight... and she managed to 'outwit' (if we can borrow from Survivor for a second...) Alexandra... what?? How did that happen?? But Alexandra seemed soo smart.... did she say she wanted to have liposuction AND be a new member of MENSA
?? Maybe you left the room when she mumbled that... but I loved the bit where Kristen says shes afraid of Alexandra... that's hilarious! You know you're dealing with a 'rough girl', when you can imagine her doing you some bodily harm! "She'll cut a biiitch!" hahaha! (Which is also the title of a very funny Kathy Griffin 
show, if you haven't seen it.... now, Kathy Griffin has been through some serious plastic surgery, and she looks fantastic, but she has been very open about how much it hurt, too... beauty hurts, baby!) (Not for me -- the most I'll do that seems even moderately painful is tweeze me eyebrows, and that's my limit!! hahaha! Breast implants? Forget it.... show me what you're willing to implant, first...! lol!)Omg, how sad and pathetic did Allyson look at the RSVP Ceremony, where Alexandra was finally voted off?? Poor kid! Why would she have all that surgery, liposuction on her arms and face, but not on her tummy?? Her poor tummy was hanging out when she got out of the car when she came home from the plastic surgery 'prize' in Newport Beach (a very pretty place, if you haven't been there, yet...). Really? Wouldn't you maybe wear something to cover up a flabby stomach? Alexandra did that all the time, too. her tummy was always hanging out... why not just wear something nice to cover it up, accentuate the good parts, because Alexandra ia a very pretty girl, and she looked really pretty in her little outfit at the RRSP 'Dinner', tonight... and she didn't see it comin'... she didn't know she'd been played.... now she'll "still have her wedding, but it just won't be perfect"... I looove that! haha! For the record, is anyone's wedding
ever really 'perfect'?? Good luck with that, since there are a million things (and people) who can, and do, throw a monkey wrench into the best-laid plans... (in my case, the GROOM.. first marriage, not the second! hahaha! Yes, ladies, you can have all sorts of weddings... I'm shooting for a third, right now! Or one day... I hope not toooo far in the future!! I loove being married, I just want a really great guy to be married to... is da tricky part! lol!)Oh, I see I am the voice of doom, tonight -- I've learned from the Best -- Allyson... I loove her Eeyore voice! Omg, I love Eeyore! And I have known many, many a man who is an Eeyore, with that very Eeyore voice!! I wonder why I am so attracted to that? So I can cheer them up? Who knows?? Maybe I like the humour that comes with that Eeyore voice!! haha! Plus, I looove to imitate them, AND their crazy stories, because they always tell you some looong, drawn out story, some woe-begotten tale, where they have, in some way, been hard-done by... I love that stuff! I love a long story!! And their stories always start out with, "Oh, the weather's sure bad, today", or, "Oh, the weather's sure hot, today..." Always a cheery entry like that... I loove it!!
So here's the weird thing about Kristen 'Big Boobs'-whatever her real last name is... who cares... the important thing is, she now has giant bazoombas... bazoomgas... whatever. Big breasts
. They're giant. And when they do a close up shot of Kristen, frankly, she just looks fat, so I thought she was a fatty (I use that word with much kindness, by the way, since I used to a' be one! hahaha!)... but then, tonight, they panned away from her, so you could see the whole girl, and she's really slim, so that is bizarre. And now she has to wear that giant bra, to hold her new breastesses up... yick. How heavy are they? (how many men are volunteering to try to figure that out using only their hands as measures?? hahaha!) You know when you come home from work, or school, or a date... hahaha! (Okay, that last one was for me!! lol!), you can't wait to take everything off, get into your comfy clothes?? So even all your jewelry has to come off? So what does that feel like to have 6 - 10 new pounds in your chest, that you have to carry around every day?? Must be bizarre... I wonder how much those implants weigh?? Hmmm... I'll put that under the list of 'things I'll never look up'! hahaha!We have to cover our eyes for all the plastic surgery bits.. yuck!! And what happens if Allyson ever, say, goes to a gym to work out, or actually begins to eat healthy food, loses weight the natural way... then what will her face look like? Will her 'new look' help her to find a job? Funny, I rarely see her working out in the Bridal Plasty House, and have never heard her talk about finding a job, only about losing their jobs... hmmm... well, it'll be fun to see what Allyson looks like when the bandages come off, and the swelling goes down.... okay, better get to bed... get my beauty rest! hahaha! See, I'm willing to do that, too! Why, I'll even have a nap in the middle of the day, if that'll help, too! lol! xox! You, my lovely, you look great just the way you are!!I hope you're having THE best week, ever! Ailsa : )
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