Beverly Hills Housewives: Camille Behaves Badly, but has a book to help solve that tiny flaw...lol!

Uh-oh... or as Scooby Doo would say if he saw the gift Camille gave to Kyle at Kyle's husband's White Birthday Party, Ruh-roh...  Camille, that crazy girl, she juuust can't give up on something (especially on someone else's husband... eeewww, did you see when Camille kissed her 'friend' Nick right on the mouth, right in front of his wife, Tricia?? Yuck!)... anyway, she just had to give Kyle that book on How to Behave Yourself... dang it, I wanted to find that book for you, for a laugh, then you could give it to your friends after you had behaved very badly, but just couldn't let it go... hahaha! What is it with that girl??  Makes you feel really sorry for Kelsey Grammar, though, doesn't it??  And now Camille's getting half his assets, so around $50 million dollars.. not bad for 8 years, or so, of 'work' (?! haha!).  Ah, well.  Divorce is divorce, and without a pre-nup, it has to be split equitably...

You know who I love on The Housewives of Beverly Hills?  Lisa.  Lisa Vancamp, maybe??  I can never remember their whole names!  I make my own names for everybody, on TV or in my real life.. and just between us, a LOT of people in my real life don't get very nice names from me ... and, oddly enough, a lot of their names start with an F, for some reason... what are the odds on that, right?? hahaha!

So here's what I love so much about Lisa Vancamp... those gorgeous flowery tops she wears.. the purple top with roses all down the front, at an angle.  I have to find out where to get those -- I want them very, very badly, now, and I live at least 10 miles from Beverly Hills, and am, most likely, a lifetime away from ever being a Beverly Hills Housewife, myself!! hahahahaha! (Otay, dat my own little joke, just for me!! haha!)  Lisa Vancamp has one of those beautiful rose tops in pink, too... and I would like on in every colour, then I could wear them all the time! 

Oh, I just remembered, I have my own, very fancy, version of the 'rose top', that I happened to wear to Disneyland for their big Disneyland Halloween Party, which was soo much fun, in case you ever think you'd like to go, one day... it was soo much fun... I'll post a couple of pics in a sec...






Captain Hook totally likes my Roses... lol!



2 Million Birds and Fish Die, and it's 'nothing to worry about'?? Geez, I'm a little worried...

Two million dead fish in Maryland    So this is the link I just followed when I went to check my yahoo.ca email... it's from the Canadian News, and this is unbelievably shocking.  I read their little article, and, man, are they downplaying this horrific event like crazy, or what??  Why??  Here's a little quote from the article, so you can see why I find this so disturbing, on a zillion levels...

"It is not that unusual," said Kristen Schuler, scientist at the US Geological Survey's National Wildlife Center.


"There is nothing apocalyptic or anything that is necessarily out of the ordinary for what we would see in any given week."

Really???  Nothing out of the ordinary?  Just admit that it's insane and they're doing everything they can to find out what on earth is happening to MILLIONS of Birds and Fish around the world, since it isn't just happening in America...


Regarding the bird deaths in Arkansas, where the local custom is to set off fireworks to mark New Year's Eve, officials determined it was likely that the noise set off a deadly bird panic.


"It appears unusually loud noises, reported shortly before the birds began to fall, caused the birds to flush from a roost," the USGS National Wildlife Health Center said in a statement posted on the Arkansas Fish and Game Commission website.


"Additional fireworks in the area may have forced the birds to fly at a lower altitude than normal and hit houses, vehicles, trees and other objects. Blackbirds have poor night vision and typically do not fly at night."


Come on, who would  believe a crazy story like that??  Are these the same people who think it would be a fantastic idea to actually have Sarah Palin run for PRESIDENT??  Man, I know I'm an immigrant, here, but it is hard to stand on the sidelines, and see that people, an actual group of people, would advocate someone that incapable of leading them, in a major recession... or any other possible time.  Why?  Because she's a pretty, gun-totin' American??  Ugh.  Please, she would be the Leader of the Free World, at least offer up someone with the highest level of intelligence you can find... anything less is obscene to me. And I am a huge supporter of Obama -- the man is brilliant.  But I was also a supporter of John McCain, because he was brilliant, too.  Anyone truly brilliant gets to run -- you'd think that would be in the rule book, somewhere...

But I digress... let's get back to the birds and the bees... errrr, the birds and the fish.  So now there are all these conspiracy theories, religious people are having a field day (and stocking up on canned goods.. maybe not such a bad idea! Mostly, I have stored up a lot of chocolate chips, and I'm not sure how long they would last, but we do still have a lot of chocolate left from Christmas... maybe I'll get some tinned beans, or something, too! Think I might get my Bible out, too...! lol!)

So what do you think?  Will we get the truth, and why would that be hidden from the media??  Seems ridiculous.  All that information about celebrity break-ups, but virtually no information about 2 million birds and fish dying around the world??  Something's fishy.....

Here's the article so you can pop in to read it, too, and if you find a good link, post it to comments so we can all have a wee look, please! And I'm not so sure you'll want to stock up on tuna! lol!
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/mass-bird-fish-deaths-stoke-curiosity-20110106-095058-357.html

The Bachelor: Brad Womack, He's Baa-ack! (To Break Some More Hearts?? lol!)

Brad Womack, where you been?? haha! So the Bradster is back to meet some more Single Ladies, is he?  Looks like he was forgiven after the very first SLAP, and right on cue, too! lol!  That's the thinkg about desperate, single ladies, they're very fogiving!  And, really, Brad Womack is a very good looking guy, and I know that, fer sures, because I got a chance to see him bare-chested at least 9 times, then I forgot to keep counting... I think I went into a bare-chested trance... who knows.. I just know that I canny wait for the first Hot Tub Scene, and then there will be all the other Hot Tub Scenes to follow.. what's The Bachelor without the hot tub, right??  What we need to do is try to figure out how long it will take the Producers to maneuver everyone into da hot tub.. I say, 10 minutes into the Second Episode of The Bachelor... what do you think?? Maybe they're going for a proper sense of decorum, this time 'round, soooo... twenty minutes into the 2nd episode of The Bachelor?? hahaha!  I canny wait to see all the drama unfold!  And I can't wait to see who the crazy ladies will be.. I thought Vampira, the one with the fangs, would be a stand-out 'crazy', but looks like there might be quite a few options... oooh, will be fun to watch who loses it over Brad, first! lol!
So Brad Womack has had THREE years of therapy, intense therapy, and tonight he gets to meet THIRTY women.  No, I'm sorry.  TWENTY NINE, women, ONE maybe still a TEENAGER, Ashleigh.  Or, more likely, Ashley... whatever.  Definitely looked liked like the youngest girl they could book on the show.. was she old enough to have a drink??  That's my mission, now, to see if they only show her drinking water, or soda.... ugh.  All those beautiful, fullly accomplished women (Emily from South Carolina is my favourite.... she looks so nice.... and moderate, and a good mom... qualities I like in a good woman.... and rarely present in a little girl...), and Brad chooses the youngest girl, a nanny, to give his First Rose to...surprise!  Men, do they ever change?? haha!

So who does Therapy-Brad choose?  The Baby.  The youngest one.  Man, what kind of therapy was that??  And why didn't they put up the names of all the girls?  Did you notice a lot of the 30 girls were left nameless?  And they all seemed to be ageless??  Why can't we see how old they are??  I want to know!  And how old is Brad Womback?

Oh, wait, I just remembered a bit I really liked -- when Chris, the Host, brings out Deanna and 'Ginny'?  'Jenny'?  I couldn't figure out what name they were saying, and we didn't watch the ful season of that Bachelor, because Deanna was THE most boring girl I had ever seen, at that point (now we have Lisa Marie on Bridal Plasty to give Deanna a little boring run for her money! haha!).  But did you happen to notice that Deanna looked really, really good?  Was that a new nose?  And new teeth?  How much new stuff do people get when they're on TV, or AFTER they're on TV?? But then she opened her mouth to speak and I dozed off... no, I wish I could doze off.. I'm soo stressed out with my horrible work situation, I can't sleep at all -- is horrible. Hate my life, right now, dammit! Am dreading going back to work... must find way to make millions on blog! hahahaha!  Ugh, man.  No wonder I'd rather lose myself in a little Reality TV!! lol!

And I loooved that the camera kept panning to show Deanna and 'Ginny'(?!)'s Wedding Rings!  Hilarious!  We don't need you, anymore, Brad Womback, we're married!!  (But didn't Deanna look like she'd throw over her 'husband' for another shot at the old Bradster? hahaha!)

I loved that they had a Morticia, a Dirty Librarian (what was with the big kiss on the lips when she got out the limo?? You gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince... ugh!  Dinny kiss frogs!! Nooo, they're icky! Kiss a bunch of princes, and eventually you'll find some normal guys -- they make waaay better husbands! haha!), and then out comes Vampira.  Fangs 'n all.  Fangs a lot, Bachelor, for giving us a little more comic relief... did she actually have custom made fangs?? hahaha!  Are the stick-on, or permanent?  Either way, hilarious, and very, vry mature.  The type of girl a man in his thirties (forties??  Fifties???? hahaha!) who'd been through some serious therapy could really go for, and he did, of course. And from the previews, looks like Vampira's gonna hang around for quite a while... can't wait!